This also explains me to a tee
Hell, I remember one time my Mom got a flat in the road. I was about 20 or so at the time. So we stop at the side of the road and she starts fixing the flat. After a few minutes some bitch pulls over near us and starts making conversation and starts cussing me out.
"You going to just stand there while your Mom does all the work!?"
My Mom knows I am useless and she just laughed it off. She told the lady that I would only get in the way and made some other jokes at my expense. The two women just made chit-chat about how useless I was as a man and laughed it all the way home. They laughed like it was the funniest joke that they had ever heard. Strong hearty laughs. My Mom finished changing the tire and they hugged and said their goodbyes then we drove away. My Mom still chuckling to herself and saying what a nice friendly woman that person was that she stopped near us and offered help. I was fucking fuming at how my Mom didn't even give a damn or stick up for me while this bitch was cussing me out and on top of that....Let me just say I want to make a point. ON FUCKING TOP OF THAT!!!!!
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE EQUALS, HUH!??? HUH???? WHY THE FUCK DO I, AS A MAN, NEED TO KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE WHEN I DON'T EVEN OWN A GODDAMN VEHICLE!!! HUH???? WHY DO I, AS A MAN, NEED TO BE THE ONE TO DO THE HEAVY LIFTING AND BE THE ONE TO PUSH CARS OUT OF THE ROAD IN TIMES OF EMERGENCY!! IM A FUCKING LOSER. IM A WEAK BITCH. THERE. I SAID IT! IM A BETA MALE! STOP LOOKING TO ME FOR HELP DURING TIMES OF CRISIS!! YOU ARE A WOMAN! FIX YOUR OWN GOD DAMN TIRE! LIFT YOUR OWN GOD DAMN SOFA UP THE STAIRS! AREN'T WE EQUALS? WELL THEN EQUALLY FIX YOUR OWN SHIT AND LEAVE ME BE YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL CUNT!
(good god i hate how women pick and choose when they want to be seen as equals and have equal opportunities yet still want males to do all the traditional shit. IF YOU WANT ME TO BE TRADITIONAL AND CHIVALROUS THEN SPREAD YOUR LEGS FOR ME YOU STUPID CUNT!)

