Yeah these are a joke, same as the people (but Japanese is a beautiful language, and spoken so good especially when foids speak it).
I have tried learning Chinese multiple times but have up, I suspect the language is not the problem (other than being tonal), it is the fact that the people speak it horribly.
Don't agree Hindi is in there, the regular Hindi spoken on the streets and Bollywood is basically just an Indo-Aryan language so shouldn't be too hard to learn.
Also I don't think Bahasa/Malay are that retarded, they seem quite logical in my experience.
Yeah Tagalog is a disaster, for some reason it seems as illogical to me as Chinese!