Two of them I knew from the start friend-zoned me, but I was hoping it would lead to encounters with other girls.
One friend (let's call her Jessica) was talking about a girl-friend* of hers, and I considered asking this friend out. Jessica replied point-blank that I wasn't good enough for her friend, and this woman would reject me and laugh in my face! I said, "If she did that I'd kick her in the groin." Then Jessica scolded me for 'joking' about abusing women.
Another friend (let's call her Darlene) was just a Skype buddy. Eventually Darlene's bf broke up with her because she was talking to me too much. I consoled Darlene, but the next day her bf messaged me telling me to stop stalking Darlene or he'd spread my pictures around and hack me, etc. I said he made-up that Darlene didn't want to see me, and I wouldn't believe it until Darlene told me so herself. So this bf sent me a screenshot of Darlene telling him on Skype that I wouldn't leave her alone and was scaring her. Nothing like that happened, and Darlene never said any of this to me (because it was a lie to get her bf back). This is the day after Darlene was crying on Skype because her bf broke up with her, and I said I would help her get through this. What. A. Bitch.
Another girl (let's call her Fish-Vag) I started dating. Then Fish-Vag started talking about how she wanted to find me a girl-friend, and slowly became disgusted with me to the point she wouldn't even consent to hug me. Whenever I mentioned something sexual Fish-Vag got upset, and said, "saying things like that is what keeps you from getting sex." Fish-Vag was super PC** and feminist - and one time I made the mistake of mentioning that sometimes women trick their boyfriends into conceiving a child. How terrible I say such an untruth! Well, except I personally know 3 people this has happened to (and I don't know many people). Anyway, I stopped seeing Fish-Vag shortly after that - realizing this bitch wouldn't fuck me now. I always hated her anyway.
*Here's some ragefuel - Jessica
greatly admired this girl-friend she told me about. Jessica told me how this was a self-made, independent woman with her own house. Surprised, I asked how this woman got so much money. "She divorced her husband who had a business." :rage:
**Something stupid - Fish-Vag was latino and believed that more people spoke spanish than english in USA. Fish-Vag also believed that asians made up a bigger demographic in the USA than blacks. This is, of course, completely stupid. I said I wasn't sure (I was), but I'd check online. I found out that - surprise surprise - Fish-Vag was completely wrong. When I casually mentioned that I looked it up, she said those statistics must be wrong since they were (presumably) made by white men.