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Is there anyone here who also likes fish/aquariums?
Would really be interested in your favorite fish that you would keep if money/size/rarity wasn't important.


Here are mine:
  • Odontamblyopus/other dragon gobies (look at the face, simply beautiful, also very eel-like body - what's not to love about them?)
  • Mastacembelus brichardi - blind spiny eel (they come from the Kongo and are completely white/blind, they live in rock crevices) - I like blind fish in general
  • Xenentodon - fresh water needlefish (love needlefish, sadly most are marine, the ones in my country have green bones due to Billiverdin)
  • Hoplias - wolf fish (very aesthetic looks, also capable of surviving in water with almost no oxygen due to acessoric respiratory organs)
  • Thalassophryne - fresh water toad fish (they are from Peru, they are venomous, they have aesthetic looks and a special egg form for improved fertilization)
  • Hydrolycus - vampire tetras (like their teeth/their way of hunting/killing prey, saw some of them as a child)
  • Hydrocynus - tiger fish (probably the most beautiful jaws I ever saw, capable of killing humans even, some like brevis stay smaller though, some were sold once in my proximity, but they were juvenile individuals)
  • moray eels
  • Pantodon buchholzi - butterfly fish (they are absolutely basal osteoglossiforms, have the capability to glide/fly over short distances, have a unique look and can breathe air like we do with the swim bladder)
  • various snakeheads (my favorite is probably the Aenigmachanna which is a troglobiont only discovered a short while ago during floodings in Asia, sadly they are all illegal in the EU, saw a micropeltes once, but it was only a juvenile, had a beautiful colour pattern that sadly gets lost in ontogenetic colour change, especially love the African Parachanna too)
  • Catoprion mento/wimple piranhas (they are ectoparasites that eat the skin/scales of their victims, they are specialized in biting off chunks of skin/scales, they do it by ramming their victims, they also have unique looks, the Dimidochromis is also interesting because according to some it feeds on eyes, others say it only eats the eyes first because then the prey is then incapitated/blind/easier to eat)
  • various knivefish (like for example elephant fish which are known for having the biggest brain of all animals relative to body size due to needing a very huge cerebellum for processing the electrosensory information, electrical fish are based in general)
  • various others like fresh water flunders, fresh water frogfish, polypterids, etc.
Imagine that just you have full creative freedom and no limits - absolute dreams could become possible in that regard.
 
Hi, yes. I am from Atlantis. And it is very brutal here. Foids here only go after giga-thugmaxxed-sharkchads. BRUTAL!
 
Hi, yes. I am from Atlantis. And it is very brutal here. Foids here only go after giga-thugmaxxed-sharkchads. BRUTAL!
Brutal. Which is the minimum clasper length for fucking foids there? Brutal, how can somebody compete with an animal that can so easily gymmaxx due to countercurrent heat exchange? Just superior genetics.
 
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Brutal. Which is the minimum clasper length for fucking foids there? Brutal, how can somebody compete with an animal that can so easily gymmaxx due to countercurrent heat exchange? Just superior genetics.
Tbh it's over if you're a non-sharkcel.
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Tbh it's over if you're a non-sharkcel.
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This tbh. They can even get away with a shitty inverted chin due to being so fucking thugmaxxed and big. Only when you are a giga-facecel like Megachasma/Mitsukurina or small like etmopterids for example it can be truly over for you.
 
My backyard is a big fish tank
 
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My human face equivalent.
 
have you ever thought about fishing?
 
No but I like fish sticks.
 
Yes. Definetely. Will maybe try as soon as I have more time again. You?
Yes , i have been thinking about starting it too (i want to save up some money for the equipment first) , at my local park and lakes there are a lot of boomers and oldcels who go fishing and it looks extremely comfy and its probably a 100 times better than LdAR'ing
 
Yes , i have been thinking about starting it too (i want to save up some money for the equipment first) , at my local park and lakes there are a lot of boomers and oldcels who go fishing and it looks extremely comfy and its probably a 100 times better than LdAR'ing
Try it. Sounds like fun. Hope you enjoy it.
 
Is there anyone here who also likes fish/aquariums?
Would really be interested in your favorite fish that you would keep if money/size/rarity wasn't important.


Here are mine:
  • Odontamblyopus/other dragon gobies (look at the face, simply beautiful, also very eel-like body - what's not to love about them?)
  • Mastacembelus brichardi - blind spiny eel (they come from the Kongo and are completely white/blind, they live in rock crevices) - I like blind fish in general
  • Xenentodon - fresh water needlefish (love needlefish, sadly most are marine, the ones in my country have green bones due to Billiverdin)
  • Hoplias - wolf fish (very aesthetic looks, also capable of surviving in water with almost no oxygen due to acessoric respiratory organs)
  • Thalassophryne - fresh water toad fish (they are from Peru, they are venomous, they have aesthetic looks and a special egg form for improved fertilization)
  • Hydrolycus - vampire tetras (like their teeth/their way of hunting/killing prey, saw some of them as a child)
  • Hydrocynus - tiger fish (probably the most beautiful jaws I ever saw, capable of killing humans even, some like brevis stay smaller though, some were sold once in my proximity, but they were juvenile individuals)
  • moray eels
  • Pantodon buchholzi - butterfly fish (they are absolutely basal osteoglossiforms, have the capability to glide/fly over short distances, have a unique look and can breathe air like we do with the swim bladder)
  • various snakeheads (my favorite is probably the Aenigmachanna which is a troglobiont only discovered a short while ago during floodings in Asia, sadly they are all illegal in the EU, saw a micropeltes once, but it was only a juvenile, had a beautiful colour pattern that sadly gets lost in ontogenetic colour change, especially love the African Parachanna too)
  • Catoprion mento/wimple piranhas (they are ectoparasites that eat the skin/scales of their victims, they are specialized in biting off chunks of skin/scales, they do it by ramming their victims, they also have unique looks, the Dimidochromis is also interesting because according to some it feeds on eyes, others say it only eats the eyes first because then the prey is then incapitated/blind/easier to eat)
  • various knivefish (like for example elephant fish which are known for having the biggest brain of all animals relative to body size due to needing a very huge cerebellum for processing the electrosensory information, electrical fish are based in general)
  • various others like fresh water flunders, fresh water frogfish, polypterids, etc.
Imagine that just you have full creative freedom and no limits - absolute dreams could become possible in that regard.
Fishcel that keeps shrimp and tetras and a goldfish pond here. Looking forward to keeping monster fish like gar and ornate bichir in the future.
 
Fishcel that keeps shrimp and tetras and a goldfish pond here. Looking forward to keeping monster fish like gar and ornate bichir in the future.
Based. Polypterids are giga-based animals, btw you might also look into Amia calva, is the only living/recent amiid, a living fossil capable of breathing air like we do and occurs naturally in Northern America. Amiids were once very common, but it's the only surviving member of that family nowadays. Which gars have you been thinking of?
 
I like course fishing, but that's about it.
 
Is there anyone here who also likes fish/aquariums?
I do, I have several very basic freshwater tanks (from 10 to 55 gal). I absolutely love L-plecos, but have none yet - I actually love almost all catfish, I think they are amazing. If I had much more space, time and no money constraints, I would've probably gotten into aquascaping (Takeshi Amano style) and/or into motoro rays or some rare L-plecos, though I absolutely love puffers and oscars too. The problem is that I am too sentimental and weak and treat fish like friends, so I feel like shit when they die or get sick
 
I do, I have several very basic freshwater tanks (from 10 to 55 gal). I absolutely love L-plecos, but have none yet - I actually love almost all catfish, I think they are amazing. If I had much more space, time and no money constraints, I would've probably gotten into aquascaping (Takeshi Amano style) and/or into motoro rays or some rare L-plecos, though I absolutely love puffers and oscars too. The problem is that I am too sentimental and weak and treat fish like friends, so I feel like shit when they die or get sick
Based and there is absolutely nothing wrong with being sentimental with animals. Catfish are also incredible animals, I like the upside-down catfish and glass catfish mostly, sadly I am not very deep into siluriformes. Hope that these animals bring you much joy. Sorry btw for the late response, didn't get a message back then for some reason. Aquascaping is also something very beautiful. Btw there are some dwarf puffer fish that need almost no room.
 
I like betta splendens because they have little personalities and can play with you. They are basically like little fish incels too. All NEETcels should keep a betta.
 
I like betta splendens because they have little personalities and can play with you. They are basically like little fish incels too. All NEETcels should keep a betta.
Labyrinth fish are based, they can breathe air from the atmosphere with accessory respiratory organs. Some of them even crawl over land to find new water (like climbing gouramis).
 
Labyrinth fish are based, they can breathe air from the atmosphere with accessory respiratory organs. Some of them even crawl over land to find new water (like climbing gouramis).
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I used to own a lungfish when I was young. It got to about 1 metre long, and we had to release it (it was native).
 
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I used to own a lungfish when I was young. It got to about 1 metre long, and we had to release it (it was native).
Interesting. Where are you from? They have the largest genome of all animals and some of them can even drown under water. They are sarcopterygians (like we are) and our closest living relatives.
 
no but it sounds like you got an autistic obsession with fish and autist obsessions are based.
 
Interesting. Where are you from? They have the largest genome of all animals and some of them can even drown under water. They are sarcopterygians (like we are) and our closest living relatives.
I lived in north part of Chadstralia for a time when I was a kid. Cool fact, thanks.
 
Fishcel here. When I was a kid I wanted to buy a 125 gallon tank as a status symbol.
 

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