Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

any bladder cels here? i have the bladder of a five year old girl

  • Thread starter tall fag gigga cuck
  • Start date
tall fag gigga cuck

tall fag gigga cuck

Banned
-
Joined
Feb 11, 2019
Posts
100
i have to pea every 5 to 15 minutes. my doctor says its cause i drink to much soda and citrus so the carbonation and the lemonade irritates my bladder. he said i should only drink water. but i cant seem to keep myself from drinking lemonade and soda cause its the only thing that brings me pleasure in this world. if i was getting some pussy i might be able to get my mind off of these beverages but cant seem to kick the habit any body else here got a week bladder or an addiction to soda and lemonade?
 
i have the opposite, i dont pee or drink that many fluids.
 
How in the fuck would a bladder be the cause of your inceldom???
 
How in the fuck would a bladder be the cause of your inceldom???
its one of many reasons just think about it you idiot if you have to pea every five minutes how in the fuck are you going to date foids when you have to pea every five minutes u dummy
 
Not me
 
Last edited:
its one of many reasons just think about it you idiot if you have to pea every five minutes how in the fuck are you going to date foids when you have to pea every five minutes u dummy

Dont drink water or lemonade before you date a woman. She ain't gonna pull an ultrasound on your bladder.
 
I'm a bladdercel :feelsrope:my body couldn't be more fucked. Watch that shit dude you do not want it to turn into prostatitis, or IC, it's truly over then
 
its one of many reasons just think about it you idiot if you have to pea every five minutes how in the fuck are you going to date foids when you have to pea every five minutes u dummy
How in the fuck would a bladder be the cause of your inceldom???
Don´t judge deceasecels we have it terrible. When a girl have 100 matches do you think she will choose the one who has to go pee every 10 minute or another guy who looks the same or better with a healthy body?
 
I'm a bladdercel :feelsrope:my body couldn't be more fucked. Watch that shit dude you do not want it to turn into prostatitis, or IC, it's truly over then

Is that where your chronic pain comes from? Do you know what caused it? What's it feel like?
 
Stop drinking sodas, simple. It's the caffeine that's doing this to you. Your body wants it gone.
 
1cd83dfdac4b4bbbbbf6c8de6539e5f8
 
I drink a lot of water, so some days, yeah
 
Don´t judge deceasecels we have it terrible. When a girl have 100 matches do you think she will choose the one who has to go pee every 10 minute or another guy who looks the same or better with a healthy body?

Man like I mean no disrespect at all but this really sounds like the lightest subhuman trait out of all others.
 
Man like I mean no disrespect at all but this really sounds like the lightest subhuman trait out of all others.
its not dude its horrible imagine having to pee every five minutes and all u get is a little bit of piss out at a time it consumes my hole day and wakes me up every hour when i sleep some times every 15 minutes a night so i never feel rested its a living hell. how am i going to impress a cunt foid if i have to pee every five minutes
 
I do find myself having to take a piss a lot.
Stop drinking sodas, simple. It's the caffeine that's doing this to you. Your body wants it gone.
Not that easy. Soda is one of the things that actually gives me life fuel.
 
Is that where your chronic pain comes from? Do you know what caused it? What's it feel like?
Yes, i have other problems too but the worst by far is prostatitis/IC I don't even like to talk about it, it's embarrassing as hell tbh and has ruined my life more than any other problem, next to inceldom, which caused me to get this problem in the first place.

I got this way from heavy drug use in my teenage years all stemming from inceldom. i hated my life so badly and still do.

I abused high doses of benadryl, dxm, air duster, all sorts of weird shit, anything i could get my hands on honestly lowkey hoping i would die with every dose. A couple times i got really close and ended up in the ER. After getting out of the ER for like the 3rd time i believe it began to happen, i tried to get healthy eating organic blah, blah, all that shit trying to undue what Ive done, it was too late... it started out with constant frequent urination which i didn't really think much of until one day right after masturbating intense pain started up, for 4 years now I've been feeling this pain constantly, which ended up causing my whole nervous system to fuck up resulting in all sorts of other pain conditions to the point the doctors don't even know what is going on and pretty much have abandoned me, why i wish i could grow my own opium :(

It feels like constant pain/pressure in the bladder area causing very frequent urination when i go i usually pee just drops to the point i'm forced to pee like 10 times just to empty my bladder once resulting in me peeing like 20 plus times a day, sometimes more. masturbating also causes me pain, which is soooo fucked up considering im forced by my hormones to do it, no fap does not stop the pain.

All this shit happened to me because i was alone and rejected my whole life growing up if i had chads life i would of never got into this mess i know that for sure.
 
Last edited:
Man like I mean no disrespect at all but this really sounds like the lightest subhuman trait out of all others.
You are so ignorant but you have a normal functioning body so how will you ever know, you won´t you will never know how it feels. like me having to spend 45 minutes to eat 2 pieces of bread you mog me with your health.
 
its not dude its horrible imagine having to pee every five minutes and all u get is a little bit of piss out at a time it consumes my hole day and wakes me up every hour when i sleep some times every 15 minutes a night so i never feel rested its a living hell. how am i going to impress a cunt foid if i have to pee every five minutes
Other people cannot understand until it happens to them
 
Yes, i have other problems too but the worst by far is prostatitis/IC I don't even like to talk about it, it's embarrassing as hell tbh and has ruined my life more than any other problem, next to inceldom, which caused me to get this problem in the first place.

I got this way from heavy drug use in my teenage years all stemming from inceldom. i hated my life so badly and still do.

I abused high doses of bendryle, dxm, air duster, all sorts of weird shit, anything i could get my hands on honestly lowkey hoping i would die with every dose. A couple times i got really close and ended up in the ER. After getting out of the ER for like the 3rd time i believe it began to happen, i tried to get healthy eating organic blah, blah, all that shit trying to undue what Ive done, it was too late... it started out with constant frequent urination which i didn't really think much of until one day right after masturbating intense pain started up, for 4 years now I've been feeling this pain constantly, which ended up causing my whole nervous system to fuck up resulting in all sorts of other pain conditions to the point the doctors don't even know what is going on and pretty much have abandoned me, why i wish i could grow my own opium :(

It feels like constant pain/pressure in the bladder area causing very frequent urination when i go i usually pee just drops to the point i'm forced to pee like 10 times just to empty my bladder once resulting in my peeing like 20 plus times a day, sometimes more. masturbating also cause me pain, which is soooo fucked up considering im forced by my hormones to do it, no fap does not stop the pain.

All this shit happened to me because i was alone and rejected my whole life growing up if i had chads life i would of never got into this mess i know that for sure.

Jesus that sucks dude. Sorry to hear it.
 
Jesus that sucks dude. Sorry to hear it.
Felt good to share tbh as a man you're expected to tell no one and suffer silently until you die.

In other words no one gives a fuck whatsoever if a man gets sick foids on the other hand are catered to.
 
Felt good to share tbh as a man you're expected to tell no one and suffer silently until you die.

In other words no one gives a fuck whatsoever if a man gets sick foids on the other hand are catered to.

Yup. Women are allowed to complain 24/7 but if a man complains he is treated like crap for it. In my opinion, complain as much as you like. You're suffering and you're entitled to it.
 
You are so ignorant but you have a normal functioning body so how will you ever know, you won´t you will never know how it feels. like me having to spend 45 minutes to eat 2 pieces of bread you mog me with your health.

Dude I am diabetic I can't eat 2 pieces of bread without sticking a needle in my abdomen to cover the insulin. I think it's you guys who mog me.
 
Yes, i have other problems too but the worst by far is prostatitis/IC I don't even like to talk about it, it's embarrassing as hell tbh and has ruined my life more than any other problem, next to inceldom, which caused me to get this problem in the first place.

I got this way from heavy drug use in my teenage years all stemming from inceldom. i hated my life so badly and still do.

I abused high doses of bendryle, dxm, air duster, all sorts of weird shit, anything i could get my hands on honestly lowkey hoping i would die with every dose. A couple times i got really close and ended up in the ER. After getting out of the ER for like the 3rd time i believe it began to happen, i tried to get healthy eating organic blah, blah, all that shit trying to undue what Ive done, it was too late... it started out with constant frequent urination which i didn't really think much of until one day right after masturbating intense pain started up, for 4 years now I've been feeling this pain constantly, which ended up causing my whole nervous system to fuck up resulting in all sorts of other pain conditions to the point the doctors don't even know what is going on and pretty much have abandoned me, why i wish i could grow my own opium :(

It feels like constant pain/pressure in the bladder area causing very frequent urination when i go i usually pee just drops to the point i'm forced to pee like 10 times just to empty my bladder once resulting in me peeing like 20 plus times a day, sometimes more. masturbating also cause me pain, which is soooo fucked up considering im forced by my hormones to do it, no fap does not stop the pain.

All this shit happened to me because i was alone and rejected my whole life growing up if i had chads life i would of never got into this mess i know that for sure.




sorry to here your going through so much pain bud thank u for sharing your story with me though
 
Dude I am diabetic I can't eat 2 pieces of bread without sticking a needle in my abdomen to cover the insulin. I think it's you guys who mog me.
Not really, I don´t care about needles, but do you have any idea how it feels like to have to spend 45 minutes per meal 4 times a day just to get 1000-1500 calories? I weigh 55kg and am still losing weight because I can´t eat enough and I am allergic to everything, I have choked 7 times on food and my dad saved me every time with the heimlich meaneure because I keept choking because I have to chew my food to a liquid that usually means chewing each bite for 5 minutes before swallowing.
 
Not really, I don´t care about needles, but do you have any idea how it feels like to have to spend 45 minutes per meal 4 times a day just to get 1000-1500 calories? I weigh 55kg and am still losing weight because I can´t eat enough and I am allergic to everything, I have choked 7 times on food and my dad saved me every time with the heimlich meaneure because I keept choking because I have to chew my food to a liquid that usually means chewing each bite for 5 minutes before swallowing.


you guys this isnt a competition we need to be more supportive of each other i think we can agree that we are all suffering physically with our own health problems and should show each other sympathy
 
Train your bladder by holding on 'peaing' until you absolutely must go to toilet
 
Not really, I don´t care about needles, but do you have any idea how it feels like to have to spend 45 minutes per meal 4 times a day just to get 1000-1500 calories? I weigh 55kg and am still losing weight because I can´t eat enough and I am allergic to everything, I have choked 7 times on food and my dad saved me every time with the heimlich meaneure because I keept choking because I have to chew my food to a liquid that usually means chewing each bite for 5 minutes before swallowing.

I am sorry dude. I take it back.
 
I have this. It's from having taken finasteride. I took it for a year and a half but quit mid way through 2017. Ever since early 2018, I have to pee 12-14 times per day. I'm in my mid twenties so that's pretty bad. I also get up in the night at least twice. People without any health problems probably have a hard time understanding how much it can ruin your life. Look at Maslow's hierarchy, bodily functions are the first level. If you take that away, your other problems become minimized. IT really sucks.
 
lol what a post.
but yes I know some bladdercels.
makes women think you're subhuman.
How in the fuck would a bladder be the cause of your inceldom???
it signals low genetic resilience and that you cannot do masculine things. It hurts a girl's spatial conception of you. women want the dominarchal demeanor, it's not just about looks.
It's why a midget rapper can feel more chad than a good looking guy with autism.
 
No I am bladdermaxxed. I have gone an entire day without pissing
 
lol what a post.
but yes I know some bladdercels.
makes women think you're subhuman.

it signals low genetic resilience and that you cannot do masculine things. It hurts a girl's spatial conception of you. women want the dominarchal demeanor, it's not just about looks.
It's why a midget rapper can feel more chad than a good looking guy with autism.

That's a good explanation. I was trying to write something like that, good job. Yeah, if you're having health problems like this at a young age, it definitely indicates you're genetically inferior, which obviously turns women off.
 
That's a good explanation. I was trying to write something like that, good job. Yeah, if you're having health problems like this at a young age, it definitely indicates you're genetically inferior, which obviously turns women off.
again I understand your issue. we live in a bluepilled world. we need an education system that talks about the brutal realism of human judgment. This kind of sociology is way more vital than anything taught in terms of history, or science in people's daily lives.
 
I’m the opposite tbh.
 
My bladder goes to pot when I've had a few beers. It's really bad it it only seems to be beer that causes it. I can hold a piss in for a while if I've not been drinking beer.
 
This is a fucking larp. Nice try op
 
I drink Coke almost daily :feelsrope:
I drink either Dr Pepper, Pepsi or Coca-Cola daily and if I don’t have my daily dose of either of them, I get a bad headache due to caffeine withdrawal.
 
Get a prostate exam
 

Similar threads

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top