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Serious anti-nofap thread

hapa_incel

hapa_incel

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i made a goal to jack off ten times today. success. top that.
 
:no::no:THREAD COCK BLOCK:no::no:

“My work here is done.”
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i deadass just finished a wank sesh where i spent like 5hrs fapping and didnt even nut :feelsautistic:
 
It feels good at the moment but youll regret it later.
 
as a matter of fact it doesn't feel good at all. i feel really depressed and shitty. what happened was last night i relapsed and then i decided fuck it ill see what happens if i do this.
 
as a matter of fact it doesn't feel good at all. i feel really depressed and shitty. what happened was last night i relapsed and then i decided fuck it ill see what happens if i do this.
Quite a plot twist
 
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I was nofap for 3,5 years and it was crap
 
How many times can you fap in a day (24 hours)? Who here has set the record?

My personal record is 3.5 faps, come get some you weak pathetic small-dicked manlets. OP is a liar btw
 
Why would you ever go nofap as an incel? There's no carrot on the stick for us. We're not normies who can get laid if we're "motivated enough". I also call bullshit on the whole "amazing confidence boost" from not jerking it. Placebo is real.
 
10 times? jesus what made you beat your meat so fucking much?
 
I swear the anti-nofap movement has become even more annoying than the nofap movement itself. It's probably kind of similiar to the vegan situation.
 
My fap record is 4. After 4 my semem went full liquid lol.
 
>Always confused by nofap fuckery
>Masturbate once a day regularly
>Overtime it becomes less enjoyable and libido goes to basically zero
>Went 3 days recently due to this cycle without fapping with NO EFFORT REQUIRED (I had no urges at all)
>On the 3rd day my libido finally returned and fapped later that evening and it was as good as ever

If you just do things with a natural moderation everything works out, nofap shouldn't be something forced, it should be something your body decides, every once in a while my body just naturally stops having urges and that's when I "nofap". The moment my libido returns I go back to fapping (longest run was around 1 week).

To do "nofap" any other way is retarded and you are literally cucking yourself, there's no point in denying your body that pleasure.

I imagine in an alternate universe there are guys starting forums saying that modern entertainment has a negative effect on the brain because its too stimulating and it makes normal mundane life feel less than, so they do "no entertainment" and refrain from watching all movies, tv, games, music, etc.

No fap is really that retarded.
 
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialSe...JKLM13afn205uX-qC5k&fref=nf&hc_location=group

THIS IS DANGEROUS!!
MASTURBATION!!
The greatest demon on earth.
IF YOU MASTURBATE, YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER.
Please whether you are a man or a woman, stop what you are doing and read this now.
Each time you masturbate, you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in dreams, each time you release, you in-pregnante a demon and as a woman, each time you are masturbating, you are having sex with a demon and sometimes get pregnanted by a demon.
Have you ever wondered how you see yourself with children or breastfeeding a baby in dreams when physically you have non?
That's the demon or demons you gave birth to.
Last Sunday during the One on One section, a very intelligent man came to me to complain that he had an accident in 2014 and lost his car, he nearly lost his life but God saved him.
From 2014 he had been applying to get money from the government an "accident grant" but the money was not given to him.
Each time he goes to claim his money he would be told to come today, come tomorrow and this money is over a million Rand.
As I was praying for him, God revealed to me that he had donated all his fortune to the demons, he masturbate 4 to 5 times a day.
When I asked him he agreed and asked me to deliver him, I prayed for him and told him that tonight, you will have a dream, a woman will come to make love to you, catch her and pull out a ring from her, that will be the end of your problems.
Yesterday he had a dream, his former classmate came to make love to him, he caught her, pulled out a ring from her finger and woke up immediately.
Today at exactly 3:45pm, he received an alart, R1.3 million Rands has been paid into his account by ROAD ACCIDENT FUNDS.
Many of you would have been so rich now but because of masturbation, your wealth, good luck and happiness have been donated to demons.
Distance is not a barrier, I pray for anyone that will Type Amen and share this post 12 times, at exactly 12am, that demon that is eating your fortune will divorce you forever in the mighty name of Jesus.
I return your fortunes immediately. Take ittttttttttt.
#Seer1
Meet me on Sunday in Limpopo, see my profile picture for Venue and time.
 
10 times a day, shit. That' some hormonal issue territory tight there. Maybe if you're not done with puberty it's fine but I'd recommend 5 times maximum for most adults. Especially if you're not eating a lot of cholesterol.
 
Are we counting ghost loads?
 
I dont blame you guys

Enjoy yourself

I know I did. But right now I need the frustration and the energy of nofap.
 
My max is a meager 3. I believe being cut makes it harder to cum multiple times on a row.
 
Are we going to ignore this?
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialSeer1/?__tn__=,dkCH-R-R&eid=ARCFWUjCPgsCPwpTnNG38p2JfkmsetOI019vhAvd2ouMEZOra6z3PyvFV4_HCD_qeRHWeQoV4UNFkHdF&hc_ref=ARQ90tRmFuOquhjAhpDEHmi_3lgQwSxFIt2BvYNUoG-JeixXJKLM13afn205uX-qC5k&fref=nf&hc_location=group

THIS IS DANGEROUS!!
MASTURBATION!!
The greatest demon on earth.
IF YOU MASTURBATE, YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER.
Please whether you are a man or a woman, stop what you are doing and read this now.
Each time you masturbate, you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in dreams, each time you release, you in-pregnante a demon and as a woman, each time you are masturbating, you are having sex with a demon and sometimes get pregnanted by a demon.
Have you ever wondered how you see yourself with children or breastfeeding a baby in dreams when physically you have non?
That's the demon or demons you gave birth to.
Last Sunday during the One on One section, a very intelligent man came to me to complain that he had an accident in 2014 and lost his car, he nearly lost his life but God saved him.
From 2014 he had been applying to get money from the government an "accident grant" but the money was not given to him.
Each time he goes to claim his money he would be told to come today, come tomorrow and this money is over a million Rand.
As I was praying for him, God revealed to me that he had donated all his fortune to the demons, he masturbate 4 to 5 times a day.
When I asked him he agreed and asked me to deliver him, I prayed for him and told him that tonight, you will have a dream, a woman will come to make love to you, catch her and pull out a ring from her, that will be the end of your problems.
Yesterday he had a dream, his former classmate came to make love to him, he caught her, pulled out a ring from her finger and woke up immediately.
Today at exactly 3:45pm, he received an alart, R1.3 million Rands has been paid into his account by ROAD ACCIDENT FUNDS.
Many of you would have been so rich now but because of masturbation, your wealth, good luck and happiness have been donated to demons.
Distance is not a barrier, I pray for anyone that will Type Amen and share this post 12 times, at exactly 12am, that demon that is eating your fortune will divorce you forever in the mighty name of Jesus.
I return your fortunes immediately. Take ittttttttttt.
#Seer1
Meet me on Sunday in Limpopo, see my profile picture for Venue and time.
 
the anti-nofap movement is meant to be a joke, people. relax
 
if you just no fapped you’d be chad by now bro idiot
 
my fal record is 4 because in the 4rth fap it went full watery
my fal record is 4 because in the 4rth fap it went full watery
 

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