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LDAR Anti-escortmaxxers why can't you visit a massage prostitute

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To the anti-escortmaxxers here why do you refuse to escortmaxx when you literally consider it ascension for some reason, what is your reasoning for not seeing an escort by now?
 
To the anti-escortmaxxers here why do you refuse to escortmaxx when you literally consider it ascension for some reason, what is your reasoning for not seeing an escort by now?
they are retarded thats why
 
they are retarded thats why
"BuT I Am uGlY AnD HAve A SmAlL DiCk"
I am not joking someone actually made that excuse why they havent seen an escort ever and consider it acsension:feelskek:
 
To the anti-escortmaxxers here why do you refuse to escortmaxx when you literally consider it ascension for some reason, what is your reasoning for not seeing an escort by now?
Let me preface that I don't see it as ascension.
I see the following problems:
  • It is really expensive even though it is relatively cheap in my area (about 100-200€/h). So I would not be able to afford it that often.
  • I don't know how good the German of most of the escorts are as they are often from Eastern Europe.
  • I have a small dick so I don't know if the condom would fit and I don't know whether they could give proper blowjobs.
  • I am really scared of infections but also really want to kiss so that makes both escorts not worth it if I cannot kiss but also too dangerous if I could kiss.
  • I would like to learn something about proper sex but escorts always lie to make you feel good so you cannot learn anything.
I always considered going to an escort but still am not really sure about it.
 
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1. I'm Christian
2. I hate whores
3. I feel that they are exploiting my fellow brocels (Read pussy cartel on .is wiki)
4. I'm low-T, masturbating once in a while is good enough for me
 
only cucks visit escorts
 
"BuT I Am uGlY AnD HAve A SmAlL DiCk"
I am not joking someone actually made that excuse why they havent seen an escort ever and consider it acsension:feelskek:
The second part is a good excuse, small dick means you have less chances of feeling the blown through dry walls of her pussy also while wearing a condom and you won't have any chance of orgasming during penetration, she could suck you off but they are bad at blowjobs, you will just end up having to cum on your own at that point, you should just do it at home like you always do.
 
Let me preface that I don't see it as ascension. First, it is really expensive even though it is relatively cheap in my area (about 100-200€/h). So I would not be able to afford it that often.

Also, I don't know how good the German of most of the escorts are as they are often from Eastern europe. Also, I have a small dick so I don't know if the condom would fit and I don't know whether they could give proper blowjobs. Also, I am really scared of infections but also really want to kiss so that makes both escorts not worth it if I cannot kiss but also too dangerous if I could kiss. I also would like to learn something about proper sex but escorts always lie to make you feel good so you cannot learn anything.

I always considered going to an escort but also am not really sure about it.
"Also" count: 7.
 
expensive, idk where to find one, and I'm worried I'd be too high inhib to enjoy it.
not anti escortmaxxing tho
 
expensive, idk where to find one, and I'm worried I'd be too high inhib to enjoy it.
not anti escortmaxxing tho
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They are just lazy
 
You're simping and a cuck when you pay £100 for 15 mins of sex.
 
expensive, idk where to find one, and I'm worried I'd be too high inhib to enjoy it.
not anti escortmaxxing tho
Just swallow and say "fuck it" and go in and DONT look around
 

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