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[Anti-escortcels STAY THE FUCK OUT] my massage parlor experience full version

FuckHOA

FuckHOA

On a quest to fuck a sheboon to improve my genes.
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Are the anti-escortcels gone? Good I will go on to my story so they dont chimpout in the comments.
I felt it was a good idea to go out and fuck a massage prostitute today and oh boy it was worth the 160$, my parents left the house for church and I went to the local parlor next to the Walmart in my town and I felt scared incase someone that knew me saw me go in and I went in with no problems this time and what do you know the noodlewhore who took my virginity was the new foid there and she didnt chimpout over my age and as soon as I got in the room she immediately asked for sex because she somehow still remembers who I am and I paid the house fee first to warmup my dick and paid the 160$, she gave me a massage and at the last minute she was getting close to my face and whispering and she kissed my cheek (I washed it off good when I got home) and the prostitute sex was the most intense session ive ever had before since I was hooked on pre workout, I fucked her from the top, bottom and from behind which I accidentally smacked her ass a little too hard and at the end she wanked me and made me cum more than I had to which went from feeling good to hurting my dick I am planning on doing this again once I leave my parents house.
 
bro paid 160$ for that
 
was she hot at least
Not hot but she isnt ugly either, kinda like the normie tier of the foids

Still, would rather do a 5/10 white foid
 
Not hot but she isnt ugly either, kinda like the normie tier of the foids

Still, would rather do a 5/10 white foid
what race? and was she young or old
 
Just Be Curry strikes again
 
No. You lost my respect.
I SAID NO ANTI-ESCORTCELS:lasereyes:
:lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
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I wish there was an AMP near me that had 18-22 year old girls, all the amps near me are just old grandmas :feelsautistic:
 
I wish there was an AMP near me that had 18-22 year old girls, all the amps near me are just old grandmas :feelsautistic:
I did see an AMP with an young foid but they got pressed at me for being 19
 
Damn you’re 19? I think the first time I went to one I was 26 or 27, I was a late bloomER.
 
Damn you’re 19? I think the first time I went to one I was 26 or 27, I was a late bloomER.
I went to one at 18 and it was fun but the recent experience was the best
 
Jfl at your life for paying 169$ just to fuck a warm piece of meat.
 
Lifefuel for escortcels
Lifefuel for escortmaxxers

It's over for anti-escortcels
 
what did her labia look like? post pic with spoiler?
 
The problem is the f3d$ have hidden facial recognition cameras iof every one that goes in. Also theres the hidden dark web cameras that livestream ,24/7 the massages for gey darkweb old men to edge to
 
Based
I haven't gone to a massage parlor yet. How much was fee to house? Sounds like you paid right amount for price ($). I'm worried about the place getting raided while I'm in there
 
Based
I haven't gone to a massage parlor yet. How much was fee to house? Sounds like you paid right amount for price ($). I'm worried about the place getting raided while I'm in there
40$
 
The problem is the f3d$ have hidden facial recognition cameras iof every one that goes in. Also theres the hidden dark web cameras that livestream ,24/7 the massages for gey darkweb old men to edge to
If it was the feds honestly I would have been busted by now considering how strict the law is with prostitutes
 
Keep on going bro. Enjoy every minute
 
The problem is the f3d$ have hidden facial recognition cameras iof every one that goes in. Also theres the hidden dark web cameras that livestream ,24/7 the massages for gey darkweb old men to edge to

Source please,
 
Well, as long as it helps you cope.

But I'd personally argue its not going to give you the true happiness you want. But that's just my opinion.
 
Amazing, make sure to control you urges brocel, don't overspend on those filthy whores
 
Amazing, make sure to control you urges brocel, don't overspend on those filthy whores
This is the last time im ever doing it until I move out or rope.
 
you still took a Big L
cause Chad has pussy on a daily, for Free .... Nigger
 
I'm avoiding AMP because they give me rawdog sometimes and I can't say no to it in the moment.
 
Like us escortcels arent aware of that:feelsrope:
I'm proud of you for breaking the laws of the Misandrist States of America and losing your virginity. Even Chad's sometimes fuck escorts for the convenience. You cucked society and broke your life script.

What ethnicity are you?
 

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