Darth_Homosexualis
Power bottom
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- Joined
- Jul 4, 2018
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Brothers, I'm here to express by justified contempt for some pretentious, presumptuous and hyper-sensitive twat who reported me for having sent her a flattering and tastefully worded email at work last week. It was completely anonymous, contained nothing that could even be remotely construed as constituting either a threat, sexual harassment or some other type of disconcerting innuendo. My prose was both eloquent and humorous as well as highly flattering to the whore in question. She evidently perceived this as some type of existential risk and promptly reported me to our corporate security people who were somehow able to lift an IP off the email and essentially triangulate my identity through cross-referencing the writing style. I'm now likely to be terminated on the basis of a noble and honorable attempt at flattery.
Only in the perverse world of #metoo America where even looking at some cunt the wrong way will vindicate her making a federal case out of your alleged harassment could such a travesty of justice occur. We live in despicable times my brothers where the most innocuous social interaction can provoke career ending outrage. What a vile cunt she is.
Only in the perverse world of #metoo America where even looking at some cunt the wrong way will vindicate her making a federal case out of your alleged harassment could such a travesty of justice occur. We live in despicable times my brothers where the most innocuous social interaction can provoke career ending outrage. What a vile cunt she is.