My message after 10 features
heya.
you’ve been busy, huh?
...
so, i’ve got a question for ya.
do you think even the worst person can change...?
that everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
heh heh heh heh...
all right.
well, here’s a better question.
do you wanna have a bad time?
‘cause if you screenshot one more of my posts...
you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.
welp.
sorry, old cuck.
this is why i never make promises.
it’s a beautiful day outside.
birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
on days like these, cucks like you...
Should be burning in hell.
huh.
always wondered why people never use their strongest post first.
what? you think i’m just gonna stand there and take it?
our reports showed a massive anomaly in the cucktear continuum.
cucks screenshotting left and right, cucktears posts stopping and starting...
until suddenly, you run out of material to post.
heh heh heh...
that’s your fault, isn’t it?
you can’t understand how this feels.
knowing that one day, without any warning...
you’re going to be put on cucktears.
look. i gave up trying to ascend a long time ago.
and escortcelling doesn’t really appeal anymore, either.
cause even if i do...
we’ll just end up right back as an incel in the next life, without any memory of it, right?
to be blunt...
it makes it kind of hard for me to give it my all.
... or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...?
hell if i know.
all i know is... seeing what comes next...
i can’t afford not to care anymore.
ugh... that being said...
you, uh, really like posting on that subreddit, huh?
...
listen.
i know you didn’t answer me before, but...
somewhere in there. i can feel it.
there’s a glimmer of a good person inside of you.
the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing.
someone who, in another time, might have even been...
a friend?
c’mon, buddy.
do you remember me?
please, if you’re listening...
let’s forget all this, ok?
just log off of reddit, and...
well, my job will be a lot easier.
welp, it was worth a shot.
guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends.
i always thought the cucktears were doing this cause they were unhappy.
and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.
and maybe all they needed was... i dunno.
some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends.
but that’s ridiculous, right?
yeah, you’re the type of person who won’t EVER be happy.
you’ll keep posting to cucktears over and over, until...
well.
hey.
take it from me, kid.
someday...
you gotta learn when to QUIT.
and that day’s TODAY.
cause... y’see...
all this fighting is really tiring me out.
and if you keep pushing me...
then i’ll be forced to use my special forum post.
yeah, my special forum post. sound familiar?
well, get ready. cause after this next move, i’m gonna use it.
so, if you don’t wanna see it, now would be a good time to die.
well, here goes nothing...
are you ready?
survive THIS, and i’ll show you my special forum post!
huff... puff...
all right. that’s it.
it’s time for my special post.
are you ready?
here goes nothing.
yep.
that’s right.
it’s literally nothing.
and it’s not gonna be anything, either.
heh heh heh... ya get it?
i know i can’t beat you.
one of your turns...
you’re just gonna put me on cucktears again.
so, uh.
i’ve decided...
it’s not gonna BE your turn. ever.
i’m just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up.
even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time.
capiche?
you’ll get bored here.
if you haven’t gotten bored already, i mean.
and then, you’ll finally quit.
i know your type.
you’re, uh, very determined, aren’t you?
you’ll never get off of cucktears, even if there’s, uh...
absolutely NO benefit to posting there whatsoever.
if i can make that clear.
no matter what, you’ll just keep going.
not out of any desire for good or evil...
but just because you think you can.
and because you “can”...
you “have to.”
but now, you’ve reached the end.
there is no more content left for you to post there now.
so, uh, in my personal opinion...
the most “determined” thing you can do here?
is to, uh, get off reddit.
and... (yawn) do literally anything else.
heh, didja really think you would be able—
...
...
...
so...
guess that’s it, huh?
...
just...
don’t say i didn’t warn you.
welp.
i’m going to braincels.
sergeantincel, do you want anything?
