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Discussion (Anonymous poll) Escortcels: do you trim or shave your pubic hair?

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  • yes

    Votes: 15 25.4%
  • no

    Votes: 3 5.1%
  • am not an escortcel

    Votes: 41 69.5%

  • Total voters
    59
PPEcel

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Just curious.
 
No

and am not an escortcel
 
Yes.

Not an escortcel though.
 
Of course. A groomed Gorilla is a healthy Gorilla

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Why then?
I don't jerk off. I masturbate in the prone position (I rub my dick against the bed) so the hair gets stuck between by dick and my groin. That's why I have to trim it.
 
I don't jerk off. I masturbate in the prone position (I rub my dick against the bed) so the hair gets stuck between by dick and my groin. That's why I have to trim it.

>Rub my dick against the bed
The fuck?
 
>Rub my dick against the bed
The fuck?
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This is from the article -

"Prone masturbation is uncommonTrusted Source. Most reports of prone masturbation focus on men or people with penises.

This type of masturbation occurs when you lie face-down on your chest and masturbate. You may thrust your penis against a mattress, pillow, or the floor."
 
I don't shave them but did use a beard trimmer once on my pubes before I flew to SE Asia.
 
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This is from the article -

"Prone masturbation is uncommonTrusted Source. Most reports of prone masturbation focus on men or people with penises.

This type of masturbation occurs when you lie face-down on your chest and masturbate. You may thrust your penis against a mattress, pillow, or the floor."
So do you just cum on the bed/mattress?
 
I don't jerk off. I masturbate in the prone position (I rub my dick against the bed) so the hair gets stuck between by dick and my groin. That's why I have to trim it.
lol
 
I don't jerk off. I masturbate in the prone position (I rub my dick against the bed) so the hair gets stuck between by dick and my groin. That's why I have to trim it.

This is retarded and you fuck your dick up, this is probably the first time I'll suggest this, but why not just get a sex doll

I remember trying to do this prone thing once, before I even heard about the terminology, it was not as enjoyable as regular masturbation, it was a waste of time and effort lol
Just curious.

No but I probably will start doing this
 
You're literally the one paying here, what's the point in being the "beautiful" part of the deal ? :feelsUnreal:

Imagine a world where you have to be Chad to have the right to have paying sex ... That's definitely where this leads.
 
i trim my pubic hair before i see hookers. i try to be hygienic, clean and polite so maybe they will treat me better


ofcourse it rarely works because im ugly
 
i trim my pubic hair before i see hookers. i try to be hygienic, clean and polite so maybe they will treat me better


ofcourse it rarely works because im ugly
I've discussed it with a few whores and they definitely prefer at least a trim, just so they don't get my hair stuck between their teeth while they're performing oral. So I do it in the hopes that I get a more enthusiastic blowjob.

One of them even offered to help me trim it. Ofc I declined since I had reservations about letting a stranger hold a pair of scissors near my balls.
 
So do you just cum on the bed/mattress?
No, I use a towel.
This is retarded and you fuck your dick up, this is probably the first time I'll suggest this, but why not just get a sex doll

I remember trying to do this prone thing once, before I even heard about the terminology, it was not as enjoyable as regular masturbation, it was a waste of time and effort lol
From the article -
" Can’t orgasm any other way. If you can only orgasm with this type of masturbation, you may want to consult your doctor or a sex therapist. Typical masturbation should be possible in several positions. "

When I first masturbated I did it in the prone position and I've grown used to it. Jerking off doesn't help me, I even tried a fleshlight but I didn't feel anything. I can't stay erect except when I doing it my way.

Prone masturbation puts a lot of pressure on a man's dick and he has trouble maintaining erection in any other position.
Frankly I don't care. I will never get to fuck a real pussy, no foid will ever jerk me off or give me a blowjob so what's the point in trying to get rid of it. I like it this way.
 
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i trim my pubic hair before i see hookers. i try to be hygienic, clean and polite so maybe they will treat me better


ofcourse it rarely works because im ugly
 
I have always groomed down there, since I was 15. I don't shave to the grain but I take a razor and make sure the hairs are no longer than 0.5 inch, and I do this once every two months.

Same with my ass hair, I shave that too.

I do it mostly for hygiene reasons, but escorts definitely appreciate it.
 
I trim my public hare.

But the private hare is furry.
 
Not escortcel but I shave
 
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This is from the article -

"Prone masturbation is uncommonTrusted Source. Most reports of prone masturbation focus on men or people with penises.

This type of masturbation occurs when you lie face-down on your chest and masturbate. You may thrust your penis against a mattress, pillow, or the floor."

Noooo dude just noo

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You don't have to be an escortcel to trim your groin pubes. That shit can get very sweaty and uncomfortable. Same for armpit pubes.

You're missing the "I'm not an escortcel, but I shave my pubes" poll option.
 
You don't have to be an escortcel to trim your groin pubes. That shit can get very sweaty and uncomfortable. Same for armpit pubes.

You're missing the "I'm not an escortcel, but I shave my pubes" poll option.
I honestly had no idea that many non-escortcels had a habit of trimming their pubes.
 
The answers dont make since to me bro
You asked people if they shave or trim but the answers are yes or no
 
The answers dont make since to me bro
You asked people if they shave or trim but the answers are yes or no
they kind of mean the same thing
 
@PPEcel do you only fuck Mayo foid’s?
 
This answer to your question is yes, I've only fucked mayo whores.

How did you arrive at that conclusion?
It’s quite typical of rice to desire blonde stacys, plus you haven’t expressed much interest in noodle whores. Do you mind telling me whether the disloyalty of nooodles towards their own men influences your decision ? Can you not find asian whores?
 
It’s quite typical of rice to desire blonde stacys, plus you haven’t expressed much interest in noodle whores. Do you mind telling me whether the disloyalty of nooodles towards their own men influences your decision ? Can you not find asian whores?
That doesn't sound like psychoanalysis to me, but OK, I'll explain.

I've never bought into the concept of "racial loyalty".

I suppose I self-rationalized that if I have to pay for sex, I get to choose who I pay -- and it became clear to me that I'd get more value if I choose the least attainable demographic -- some tall, blonde athletic foid. You're right that Asian whores are a bit hard to find in my area, though that's not the primary reason.
 
That doesn't sound like psychoanalysis to me, but OK, I'll explain.

I've never bought into the concept of "racial loyalty".

I suppose I self-rationalized that if I have to pay for sex, I get to choose who I pay -- and it became clear to me that I'd get more value if I choose the least attainable demographic -- some tall, blonde athletic foid. You're right that Asian whores are a bit hard to find in my area, though that's not the primary reason.
Tbh I was just sorta interested in your motivations, they don’t seem to be out of anger or self-hatred. You have a pretty justifiable reason. I’m quite curious what inspired you to begin escortmaxing. Does satisfying your Sexual needs allow you to focus on / be motivated for university?
 
Tbh I was just sorta interested in your motivations, they don’t seem to be out of anger or self-hatred. You have a pretty justifiable reason. I’m quite curious what inspired you to begin escortmaxing. Does satisfying your Sexual needs allow you to focus on / be motivated for university?

I got sick and tired of being a virgin. That simple. I didn't want to have to tell anyone else that I was a virgin. So when I was 18 I decided to go fuck a whore.

Don't get me wrong, I am full of anger and self-hatred. Any rational person in my position would be full of both emotions.

Does it allow me to focus and be motivated? Eh, sort of. I still feel like a shit human being, but there's no doubt in my mind that I've benefited from knowing what sex is like.
 
I got sick and tired of being a virgin. That simple. I didn't want to have to tell anyone else that I was a virgin. So when I was 18 I decided to go fuck a whore.

Don't get me wrong, I am full of anger and self-hatred. Any rational person in my position would be full of both emotions.

Does it allow me to focus and be motivated? Eh, sort of. I still feel like a shit human being, but there's no doubt in my mind that I've benefited from knowing what sex is like.
I think I suffered a lot during early uni years due to the lack of sexual intimacy , I was so miserable sometimes I’d just skip classes. This year if after a few months I haven’t ascended then that will be my cope to allow me to graduate
 
I honestly had no idea that many non-escortcels had a habit of trimming their pubes.

I don't know if many do. I do it out of hygiene and comfort. Hair traps heat, and in regions where there's a lot folding, that can get sweaty and dirty very fast.
 
I don't know if many do. I do it out of hygiene and comfort. Hair traps heat, and in regions where there's a lot folding, that can get sweaty and dirty very fast.
That's why I absolutely fucking hate hot weather.
 
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This is from the article -

"Prone masturbation is uncommonTrusted Source. Most reports of prone masturbation focus on men or people with penises.

This type of masturbation occurs when you lie face-down on your chest and masturbate. You may thrust your penis against a mattress, pillow, or the floor."
This is what I do. But when sleeping in supine position I sometimes coom without actually wanting too, which is why I trained myself to sleep on my side.
 
This is what I do. But when sleeping in supine position I sometimes coom without actually wanting too, which is why I trained myself to sleep on my side.
weird
 

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