Oracle and Google sucks dick. Always deprecating shit if they are 1 month too old.
Nothing works, in fact.
in fact, it would be better to explain it as buying a car; the most complicated, over engineered car you can get your hands on.
So once you got your car, it doesn't drive at all. You begin to look for the repair tool, called Gradle. When you use Gradle, you must do it blindfolded and rely on your sense of smell to navigate around the car. Gradle is a miracle tool that can fix anything in a car, but you have to fit the combinations correctly.
You found out the engine is broken; so you went out to buy a new one, only to discover that some parts only support engine A, some only engine B.
Somehow you fixed it, but the tyres won't fit anymore. You have to weld and drill your way in order to fit the tyres.
Good. Now your tyres fit and your brakes are falling off.
Finally, you realized there are no ways the tyres and brakes are compatible with each other unless you melted them together, which means they will be unreliable and will not be upgradable anymore.
I just burned my garage down and called it a day.
Nothing works, in fact.
in fact, it would be better to explain it as buying a car; the most complicated, over engineered car you can get your hands on.
So once you got your car, it doesn't drive at all. You begin to look for the repair tool, called Gradle. When you use Gradle, you must do it blindfolded and rely on your sense of smell to navigate around the car. Gradle is a miracle tool that can fix anything in a car, but you have to fit the combinations correctly.
You found out the engine is broken; so you went out to buy a new one, only to discover that some parts only support engine A, some only engine B.
Somehow you fixed it, but the tyres won't fit anymore. You have to weld and drill your way in order to fit the tyres.
Good. Now your tyres fit and your brakes are falling off.
Finally, you realized there are no ways the tyres and brakes are compatible with each other unless you melted them together, which means they will be unreliable and will not be upgradable anymore.
I just burned my garage down and called it a day.
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