An Unknown Act of War

[Feeshtu]

I’m at war with my neighbors, but they don’t know it.

They have no clue what they did wrong.

For example, the other day a neighbor asked me for a cigarette.
I said no.

It wasn’t that I didn’t have an extra cigarette, I had a ton of them.

But, I’ve lived here for 6 years.

In all this time, no one has invited me to do anything social.

To not invite me to do social stuff…….is an act of war.

I take great offense to not being invited.

So, from now on, whenever I see them break rules, I am going to report them to management.

I am just waiting for the neighborhood druggies to use their drugs.
An anonymous tip to the police seems to be in order.

Not that I care if they use drugs.
But, they did not invite me to their party.

Call me a snitch if you want.
I don’t care.

If I’m not invited, then I am pooping on their party.

I am the party pooper.

 

[Emba]

Sounds reasonable to me.

My neighbors asked me if I had a hoe.

I said no.

(They didn't bring it back last time and it was an antique! A hand forged one-piece! I later found it laying near where they used it. But I had to look hard...)

I said just use you're pickax!

Dumb cunts!