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JFL an online relationship for 1 day

Lycan

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as a bit of a joke, during the summer time i asked some egirl whore if she could be "my girlfriend" for 1 day and she said yes, this is how the convo went basically (btw i had no photos of myself on my insta so there is no way she knew what i looked like, this isn't ascension, just a funny story i thought id share)
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so yea i sent a picture of her to my mom and said it was my girlfriend and my mom refused to even believe me jfl

this is always a funny story to look back on even though my mom thinks that ME having a girlfriend is so out of the ballpark she didn't even think it was a possibility that this slut was mine:feelshaha:
 
Alot Escorts actually provide the GFE ( gf experience). I’ve never done it before, as I think it’s major simp behavior.
 
Alot Escorts actually provide the GFE ( gf experience). I’ve never done it before, as I think it’s major simp behavior.
not planning on cucking myself with escorts, i just wanted a funny reason to send my mom a hot girl and claim it as my girlfriend to see what she said, and she just laughed it off as immediately a joke, because it was so obvious
 
"my mom doesn't lose hope for me"


Can the world get more brutal
 
not planning on cucking myself with escorts, i just wanted a funny reason to send my mom a hot girl and claim it as my girlfriend to see what she said, and she just laughed it off as immediately a joke, because it was so obvious
Jfc that's brutal. Sorry to hear brocel
 
not planning on cucking myself with escorts, i just wanted a funny reason to send my mom a hot girl and claim it as my girlfriend to see what she said, and she just laughed it off as immediately a joke, because it was so obvious
I’d probably get the same reaction from my mother aswell tbh.:feelscry:
 
"my mom doesn't lose hope for me"


Can the world get more brutal
my mom already did i think lol

i remember one time i was on a call with my mom and she was life lecturing me on how i need to go out more and put myself out there and she said it's sad that i never hang out with friends, i teared up
 
i just wanted a funny reason to send my mom a hot girl and claim it as my girlfriend to see what she said, and she just laughed it off as immediately a joke, because it was so obvious
Brutal blackpill straight from home. It was over the moment you left her womb. :feelsrope:
 
yeah bro, just cuck yourself, pretend some e whore is your gf, why not.
 
yeah bro, just cuck yourself, pretend some e whore is your gf, why not.
not a big deal, i was treating it as a joke because what sperg would catch feelings for an ethot after asking her out for 1 day
 
not a big deal, i was treating it as a joke because what sperg would catch feelings for an ethot after asking her out for 1 day
yeah, np, just give the e whore some attention as a joke, it's cool
 
yeah, np, just give the e whore some attention as a joke, it's cool
this was before i began to hate women so i didn't know better, and im sure she gets attention like this frequently so i probably didn't change much
 
It's over (after one day).
 
Alot Escorts actually provide the GFE ( gf experience). I’ve never done it before, as I think it’s major simp behavior.
i’ve never escorted before but what does it even mean? how is it different from regular sex, isn’t it all just bjs and fucking?
 
i’ve never escorted before but what does it even mean? how is it different from regular sex, isn’t it all just bjs and fucking?
She'll pretend to be your gf for a specified time and payment amount. It's pretty popular among bluepilled simps. An escort will do anything for the right price, they truly lack honour.
 
i’ve never escorted before but what does it even mean? how is it different from regular sex, isn’t it all just bjs and fucking?
Idk about escorts but in china there are people offering services to pretend to be your non sexual gf. Mainly so you dont get embarassed at events or gatherings, or to get your mom off your back
 
Idk about escorts but in china there are people offering services to pretend to be your non sexual gf. Mainly so you dont get embarassed at events or gatherings, or to get your mom off your back
jesus
 
Idk about escorts but in china there are people offering services to pretend to be your non sexual gf. Mainly so you dont get embarassed at events or gatherings, or to get your mom off your back

Meanwhile White immigrants fuck some chink cuties for free. And if you need a job, they pay unskilled White people in China to just exist as faces for businesses.

Truly over for ricecels.
 
Meanwhile White immigrants fuck some chink cuties for free. And if you need a job, they pay unskilled White people in China to just exist as faces for businesses.

Truly over for ricecels.
Or they can just teach english despite knowing nothing about advanced english
 

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