It's Over An escort made fun of the size of my dick

[TheGoodGuy]

Im very tall (1,89cm) but my dick is joke, and looks even smaller because of my height

How about the girth? how wide is it?

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I cant stand for myself when a prostitute insults me what kind of thug I would be

In that case.. falcon punch her next time.

dude look at his avatar and name
he's 100% not thug material

Kek.

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

How about the girth? how wide is it?

I never measured it but its also very thin

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Mine is 15-16cm and girth is 12.5cm

Girth is actually more important than lengths for the most part so maybe it´s not all bad?

Also I see you measure in centimeters so I bet you´re from Europe?

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

Mine is 15-16cm and girth is 12.5cm

Girth is actually more important than lengths for the most part so maybe it´s not all bad?

Also I see you measure in centimeters so I bet you´re from Europe?

is 12.5cm girth good or bad? I have no idea because I never measured girth of anything

I'm from brazil

 

[TheGoodGuy]

is 12.5cm girth good or bad? I have no idea because I never measured girth of anything

I'm from brazil

I think 12.5 is average so nothing impressive. I envy your height btw. I am 5´7" which is 170 cm

 

[Haywire]

is 12.5cm girth good or bad? I have no idea because I never measured girth of anything

I'm from brazil

your 4.9 inches is decent girth but about 5.5inches and up is what will give them the full feeling

 

[Imperius Rex]

Should have done some GTA game, ran her over and got your money back.

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

Should have done some GTA game, ran her over and got your money back.

just like GTA they have guns here, and Im just a scuffed CJ with nothing more than a bike

 

[Imperius Rex]

just like GTA they have guns here, and Im just a scuffed CJ with nothing more than a bike

dude thats the funniest shit i've read all week lmfao. Straight busta

 

[Kointo1]

You should've strangled it and left it for dead out in the "cold"

 

[silverskies27]

I really agree with this part of your post. There is a lot of social stigma.towards men with small dicks.

I think having a small cock is fine.

 

[Gremlincel]

I think having a small cock is fine.

>first post
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

>first post
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>Joined May
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oh you also joined on May sorry, that ruined the joke

 

[Haywire]

I think having a small cock is fine.

tell that to a woman with a big vagina that likes big dicks to make he feel full and fuck her deep.

 

[Theovercel]

see here is more evidence that it's over for dickcels under 6.5inches.

The media need to stop worshipping big donkey dicks ffs, every femoid ends up having ridicilous expectations and it's over for everyone except bigdickcels.

Absolute truth there.

 

[KingOfRome]

Unprofessional

Escorts deal with micropenises all the time. I remember once, I had one who gave me a condom that constricted my urethra. When I nutted, the semen got sucked right back into me. It hurt like a bitch. I'm really not that big, so clearly, she deals with needle dick clients pretty often.

 

[Haywire]

Unprofessional

Escorts deal with micropenises all the time. I remember once, I had one who gave me a condom that constricted my uterus.

you mean urethra?

 

[KingOfRome]

you mean urethra?

Fuck, yes.

BRB lighting my low IQ ass on fire