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LifeFuel An egg-laden human organism ensconced beside me on the motorbus

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She got on and my first thought was that she was probably a fiercely intelligent internet culture enthusiast like myself. Her phenotype reminded me of one egg-laden twitch streamer I am enamored with. I thought she was possibly 1/4 Asian. She had the physique and posture of a mysterious yet kind-hearted anime character. Her clothes saddled the line between bespoke and ill-fitting. I looked into her eyes but quickly averted my eyes before I could tell whether she had reciprocated (a result of over-socialisation which is responsible for many of the ills in my life).

Further forward on the motorbus than myself were several empty seats, including two empty seats together. But she ignored them and sat right next to me. As she adjusted her coat, our shoulders brushed together. I tilted my head ever so slightly in her direction and looked at her face through the corner of my eye.

I was feeling blissful, but there were two things which would marr this joyous feeling of kinship. The first: I noticed her legs were pressed very tightly together, and I was worried she would accuse me of manspreading. The second: a gym-going male human entered the motorbus and I feared she would leave her seat next to me and sit next to him instead. She didn't though, and nor was she emanating attraction to him.

When I got up and left the motorbus she moved seats. I wish my journey was longer and I could see where she was going, but I thought it would be odd to get off at the wrong stop just to spend more time with her.

Overall, it was the best experience of my week. I believe she may be related to the twitch streamer I mentioned earlier and I may mention this incident if I join her stream today.

If anyone here knows who this girl is, please tell her to contact me.
 
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Quite possibly the least funny thing I've read on here tbh.
 
Nigga the autism here is real. A girl sat beside you on the bus prolly cuz your bus was full of crack addicts, and you think she likes you? JFL
 
She got on and my first thought was that she was probably a fiercely intelligent internet culture enthusiast like myself. Her phenotype reminded me of one egg-laden twitch streamer I am enamored with. I thought she was possibly 1/4 Asian. She had the physique and posture of a mysterious yet kind-hearted anime character. Her clothes saddled the line between bespoke and ill-fitting. I looked into her eyes but quickly averted my eyes before I could tell whether she had reciprocated (a result of over-socialisation which is responsible for many of the ills in my life).

Further forward on the motorbus than myself were several empty seats, including two empty seats together. But she ignored them and sat right next to me. As she adjusted her coat, our shoulders brushed together. I tilted my head ever so slightly in her direction and looked at her face through the corner of my eye.

I was feeling blissful, but there were two things which would marr this joyous feeling of kinship. The first: I noticed her legs were pressed very tightly together, and I was worried she would accuse me of manspreading. The second: a gym-going male human entered the motorbus and I feared she would leave her seat next to me and sit next to him instead. She didn't though, and nor was she emanating attraction to him.

When I got up and left the motorbus she moved seats. I wish my journey was longer and I could see where she was going, but I thought it would be odd to get off at the wrong stop just to spend more time with her.

Overall, it was the best experience of my week. I believe she may be related to the twitch streamer I mentioned earlier and I may mention this incident if I join her stream today.

If anyone here knows who this girl is, please tell her to contact me.
I look at hot girls on buses

They avoid eye contact instantly
 

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