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An Alternative Gilette Advert

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Since the epic fail of the Gilette advert (which they are now allegedly removing dislikes and negative comments from) I've been thinking of a realistic alternative advert/video that could counter each of it's attempted points with more realistic ones that every man would've experienced.



The first scenes could be kept but in the context of this ad these men would be looking in the mirror wondering what's wrong with them and why they are not good enough for a woman, highlighting discrimination by females and the fact that women may not like them due to their age, race or hair colour (the fellow ginger guy at the end).

The tagline under the Gilette logo should be changed to "The Best a Woman Can Get???"

The bullying scenes should be changed to show girls laughing and sniggering on the other end of the phone as bullying via text is proven to be 90% more done by girls than boys. It should also show a male bully physically intimidating a smaller male and then show girls in the background playing with their hair and smiling at the bully, attracted by his behaviour. And then another shot of girls laughing at a guy in school due to his looks or race.

Seeing as they couldn't even seem to find a real video of a man grabbing a woman't butt and had to create footage for this then this should be replaced with real footage of women squeezing men's muscles and six packs and asses etc. Easy to find.

The guy correcting a woman should be kept but then show a guy in the same situation directly after just getting on with it and not giving a shit like anyone should.

The metoo parts should show all of the false rape allegations that have been found out.

The guy at the pool party should also show a woman approaching a man an calling him "baby" as well as showing a nice average guy approaching some average or unattractive girls and them reacting to him with disgust and laughing in his face and mocking him before turning approaching some good looking loudmouth guys who aren't really interested in them. The guy getting ready to approach a girl on the street should be replaced with women checking out a man on the street and asking for his number which happens more than men doing this.

etc etc
 
ain´t never gonna happen.
 
ain´t never gonna happen.
Not made by Gilette but if someone could make this film and then spread it during the current shitstorm it could certainly go viral. It woul be a great way to spread blackpills to the masses. There are many youtubers that are against the original advert and I'm sure they'd be more than willing to spread it.
 
Good idea. Need someone to make that. and fuck that cucked Gillette ad
 
Good idea. Need someone to make that. and fuck that cucked Gillette ad
Yep now is the perfect time to make it. No narration no explanation just real life examples showing women at their realistic worst. Who can argue with that?

You know anyone who could make this Rob?
 
Some more scenes for the video:

- Kids screaming and crying "Daddy!" as they are being taken away from their father and pulled into their mother's car by police men.

- An overweight boy having written a love letter to a Stacy and her laughing and pointing at him with her Stacy friends, him looking down on his table with tears in his eyes.

- A bunch of well dressed rich Stacies talking about male privilege walking by and then the camera moves towards a beggar on the streets drawing his last breath as he freezes from the cold.

- A sad and broken man released from jail with the police saying: "The rape allegations against you have been proven wrong, Mr. Smith. We apologize for the 9 years you spent in jail innocently."

- A highly qualified man at a job interview being rejected with the words: "Sorry Mr. Smith, your qualification is outstanding but we are required by law to employ more females."

- An SJW teacher forcing her male students to come to school wearing women clothes (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!)

- After that a collage of about 20 things invented by men such as the airplane, the computer, the internet, the car, the train etc.

...followed by the slogan: "We believe men are humans, too."
 
Some more scenes for the video:

- Kids screaming and crying "Daddy!" as they are being taken away from their father and pulled into their mother's car by police men.

- An overweight boy having written a love letter to a Stacy and her laughing and pointing at him with her Stacy friends, him looking down on his table with tears in his eyes.

- A bunch of well dressed rich Stacies talking about male privilege walking by and then the camera moves towards a beggar on the streets drawing his last breath as he freezes from the cold.

- A sad and broken man released from jail with the police saying: "The rape allegations against you have been proven wrong, Mr. Smith. We apologize for the 9 years you spent in jail innocently."

- A highly qualified man at a job interview being rejected with the words: "Sorry Mr. Smith, your qualification is outstanding but we are required by law to employ more females."

- An SJW teacher forcing her male students to come to school wearing women clothes (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!)

- After that a collage of about 20 things invented by men such as the airplane, the computer, the internet, the car, the train etc.

...followed by the slogan: "We believe men are humans, too."

Absolute gold.
Might look for some possible clips on YouTube...
 
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