LifeFuel america is a piggybank waiting to be broken open

[Mongolianwizard]

>Ethnic
>Go to job
>Put down that you're some foreign nationality and gay/transexual and get hired

>Claim you have autism
>Get a diagnosis, fake it until you make it
>Get neetbux
>Lie about what you're using it for and how much you need, get a ton of money

>Get a job that pays under the table
>State can't take away your neetbux if they don't know you're making extra money
>Get shitloads that you can spend on whatever you want

>Go to college
>You can keep grant money
>Get grants for being a minority and disabled but have your parents pay for your college
>Pocket the shekels

>Vote for socialism/leftist policies
>Take even more of chads money as wealth is redistributed

>Because you have autism you can get an IEP
>Highschool and college become easy as fuck because you're not doing near the amount of work other students are and you have accommodations

If you play your cards right you can bleed america dry and get endless amounts of shekels for doing almost no work.
@averageblokecel

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I need to get on NEETBUX
I need to get on NEETBUX

 

[KingWeeaboo]

i dont think disability is that easy to get everywhere i had a friend who was denied bc they werent a certain age or bc they lived with their parents or some shit basically bc they were still legally considered dependent on their parents but godspeed to everyone that tries

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

I dont want to pay taxes for neetbux, the sales tax is like 7% where I live so I cant avoid it even though Im neet.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Autismbux are great tbh. I am probably the biggest NEET here tbh

 

[Dungcel]

I need to get on NEETBUX
I need to get on NEETBUX

I know it probably glitched out on you but this could be a great chorus to the next big summer banger.

 

[Robtical]

We need to make a thread outlining how to fake having autism, and how to get the most neetbux.