Am thinking of asking out a female coworker

[Konon]

I'm a 22 year old KV, I've no social life or any status. I'm also low IQ, alcoholic and ill. But I really fucking want a gf, so I'm thinking of going for it. I'm also avarage looking, not an ogre as far as I can tell.

She's around my age, chubby and maybe 0.5 - 1 point above my looksmatch. She was nice to me these days, so I think I might have a chance. Should I try?

 

[whogivesafucc]

LOL ITS TIME TO ROPE YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN

Spoiler

Yes, go for it

 

[Weston404]

If you live in Canada, if you ask her more than once for a date, it's considered a sex crime. Only ask once. Feminists have criminalized asking women out on dates at work, but the female teacher in Canada is allowed to show her taco bell to students for sexual education classes!

 

[Cuck-Damage]

Are you white? You'll get there right
Are you not? Maybe better to rot

EDIT: for some reason I read asian fem in there somewhere

Subconscious shit or something...

 

[Konon]

If you live in Canada, if you ask her more than once for a date, it's considered a sex crime. Only ask once. Feminists have criminalized asking women out on dates at work, but the female teacher in Canada is allowed to show her taco bell to students for sexual education classes!

I live in EE. No feminists here and the ones that do exist are not taken seriously by anybody.

Are you white? You'll get there right
Are you not? Maybe better to rot

Balkan Slav.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

If you live in Canada, if you ask her more than once for a date, it's considered a sex crime. Only ask once. Feminists have criminalized asking women out on dates at work, but the female teacher in Canada is allowed to show her taco bell to students for sexual education classes!

Is this real? Lmfao.

 

[Gremlincel]

I'll encourage a poster to do anything as long as we get an amusing update story, so yeah, go for it.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

lmao

 

[TomathonClancy]

I'm a 22 year old KV, I've no social life or any status. I'm also low IQ, alcoholic and ill. But I really fucking want a gf, so I'm thinking of going for it. I'm also avarage looking, not an ogre as far as I can tell.

She's around my age, chubby and maybe 0.5 - 1 point above my looksmatch. She was nice to me these days, so I think I might have a chance. Should I try?

Brother I'm telling you what you're doing is a mistake. Women being nice is a platitude, that's just how they act around everyone.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Yes, that way you either ascend or know with a greater certainty you gave it your all.
But at age 21 literally the majority of women will not consider dating you if you are still a virgin according to okcupid.

 

[kekboi]

I mean you should go for it. Just dont interpret too much in her niceness and get your hopes too high

 

[acnescarcel]

i would never ask out a coworker because if she says no you're going to have to keep seeing her

 

[Konon]

i would never ask out a coworker because if she says no you're going to have to keep seeing her

That's true. Plus she'll talk shit with other coworkers if I fail.

 

[Weston404]

Is this real? Lmfao.

This teacher is named Carlyle Jansen and she teaches sexual education in Toronto: https://goo.gl/images/PWcXYC
https://goo.gl/images/jfLhWG

 

[Gremlincel]

That's true. Plus she'll talk shit with other coworkers if I fail.

You can always end it, if you fail, brother. Have no fear.

 

[Sonson1989]

You only live once, so go for it I guess. But be prepared for awkwardness between you two if she says no. Hell some bitches will try and get you fired to avoid having to see you again after that.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

no harm in trying but also got to think, how you will deal with it if she rejects you considering you work with her

 

[Deleted member 7573]

OP how much you want to keep your job? If the answer is a little or more, do not ask her out, you will give her full control of your situation in the company, if she decides she does not want to see you there anymore she will just talk to your boss and tell him of the time when you harassed her at work, theres a reason why managers have their doors open all the time now when talking alone with a female coworker

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

If she's in your immediate work area then no. RemembER you're business is gonna be evERyones business and she will fuck you up if you break up with hER any defect you have will be exploited she will show evERyone pics of your dick, she will say you raped hER to get you fired, and evERyone will laugh if you're cucked and say it's because you are small. Then you will know what to do.

 

[Grotesque]

Is this real? Lmfao.

Same law applies in the US. If she deems a 2nd approach as unwanted contact, she can definitely press charges.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

This teacher is named Carlyle Jansen and she teaches sexual education in Toronto: https://goo.gl/images/PWcXYC
https://goo.gl/images/jfLhWG

Same law applies in the US. If she deems a 2nd approach as unwanted contact, she can definitely press charges.

North America is beyond cucked.

 

[Innad1ated]

Personally id say probably not a good idea. Office romances usually dont work out well. Depends on the job too though, other places everyone is dating everyone if its low skill and turnover is high. Use your best judgement on the situation but just keep in mind friendliness at work is usually just sort of expected. Usually if there is real interest it will be overtly made clear (like she may always find reasins to be around you. Or select you for random chitchat).

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

>asking out coworker

no way this can go wrong!

 

[IronMike]

there is absolutely no way this can turn out good unless she is already trying to take your pants off

 

[Hellothere]

I'm in a similar situation. There is this new girl at work, fairly cute, friendly, etc. Yeah yeah, maybe she is that way with everyone. She did tell me she liked my cologne, she was like extra concerned towards me saying I seemed a little stressed yesterday, I was tired. Perhaps it's a problem for me, but when I meet someone like that, I think there is a chance. Idk, maybe see what happens. The rule is, there's no official policy against co-workers dating as long as all parties involved are comfortable. Yes the usual sexual harrasment rules are in place, funny cause I have "Crossed the line" a few times with off color jokes. No I'm not whipping my dick out in front of everyone, but I made some jokes about lube, masturbation and various things with another coworker yesterday, and she did say to stop, she knows how we/I joke around, she just wasn't in the mood. Thing is, she went through some shit herself once. So yeah.

 

[Weston404]

North America is beyond cucked.

Beyond FUCKED! Isn't it backwards that adult men are castigated for approaching women, but adult women are stripping almost nude inside the classroom of minor students, or shoving sex toys up their ass like that Toronto twat Carlyle Jansen?

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Beyond FUCKED! Isn't it backwards that adult men are castigated for approaching women, but adult women are stripping almost nude inside the classroom of minor students, or shoving sex toys up their ass like that Toronto twat Carlyle Jansen?

Exactly. That's what happens when a society is pro-degeneracy. I wish I was never born here.

 

[incel4life]

I'm a 22 year old KV, I've no social life or any status. I'm also low IQ, alcoholic and ill. But I really fucking want a gf, so I'm thinking of going for it. I'm also avarage looking, not an ogre as far as I can tell.

She's around my age, chubby and maybe 0.5 - 1 point above my looksmatch. She was nice to me these days, so I think I might have a chance. Should I try?

Don't ask a girl on a date without calling her attractive first, or at least make a positive comment about her appearance. It's really awkward/creepy if you ask a girl on a date if you haven't called her attractive first.

 

[Weston404]

Exactly. That's what happens when a society is pro-degeneracy. I wish I was never born here.

I wish I never migrated to Toronto, Canada because most of my life here in Canada is sexless and I'm a victim of the feminist War Machine in Toronto like many Red Pill men. Only a few more weeks until that (((Landlord))) is unable to (((sue))) me for breaking out of this femonist shithole!

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I wish I never migrated to Toronto, Canada because most of my life here in Canada is sexless and I'm a victim of the feminist War Machine in Toronto like many Red Pill men. Only a few more weeks until that (((Landlord))) is unable to (((sue))) me for breaking out of this femonist shithole!

Where did you migrate from? To be honest I prefer Canada over the US. The people are nicer in general.

 

[Weirdcel]

If she really to be with you, she would be with you already.

 

[Weston404]

Where did you migrate from? To be honest I prefer Canada over the US. The people are nicer in general.

Peru. And Toronto is a rude city. You must be referring to Newfies or Nova Scotia. Toronto is one of the most rudest cities in North America that is very feminist.

 

[Newbite]

Fakecel

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Peru. And Toronto is a rude city. You must be referring to Newfies or Nova Scotia. Toronto is one of the most rudest cities in North America that is very feminist.

Can't you run cartel game? I am not sure what part of Canada I was referring to, apparently it's a generalization. So not Toronto then, I suppose. I hate feminists and soyboys.

 

[Weston404]

Can't you run cartel game? I am not sure what part of Canada I was referring to, apparently it's a generalization. So not Toronto then, I suppose. I hate feminists and soyboys.

Cartel game only works for Tyrones and (((Italian mafia))). Toronto isn't like suburban America where one can trap that easy. The cartel game in Toronto is closed doors and members only.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Cartel game only works for Tyrones and (((Italian mafia))). Toronto isn't like suburban America where one can trap that easy. The cartel game in Toronto is closed doors and members only.

That sucks. Why don't you move to Nova Scotia instead?

 

[Weston404]

That sucks. Why don't you move to Nova Scotia instead?

Flights within Canada cost way more than flights to overseas countries like Dominican or even Spain or UK. I don't know why, but Canada taxes you when you travel within Canada, which ups the cost of travel.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Flights within Canada cost way more than flights to overseas countries like Dominican or even Spain or UK. I don't know why, but Canada taxes you when you travel within Canada, which ups the cost of travel.

Wtf. XD Basically everyone is a tourist even within Canada then. I guess that makes sense.. I mean, Canada is stolen land after all. I hope they give those taxes to the First Nations.

 

[Weston404]

Wtf. XD Basically everyone is a tourist even within Canada then. I guess that makes sense.. I mean, Canada is stolen land after all. I hope they give those taxes to the First Nations.

First Nations live on reserves that don't even have running water or heat. Some say that First Nations live in worse conditions than those living in impoverished countries. The Canadian government collects taxes to fund for feminist organizations. The Canadian government also makes it difficult for men to leave their own city because of Agenda 21.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

First Nations live on reserves that don't even have running water or heat. Some say that First Nations live in worse conditions than those living in impoverished countries. The Canadian government collects taxes to fund for feminist organizations. The Canadian government also makes it difficult for men to leave their own city because of Agenda 21.

That's honestly cucked as hell. If anything, the First Nations deserve the money. Not stupid, feminist organizations. I don't know what agenda 21 is. Elaborate?

 

[Weston404]

That's honestly cucked as hell. If anything, the First Nations deserve the money. Not stupid, feminist organizations. I don't know what agenda 21 is. Elaborate?

Agenda 21 is where everyone is forced to live in the cities. This is happening in the Province of Ontario because the feminist Lesbo Premier enacted laws which make it illegal to live anywhere on the protected Greenbelt, forcing everyone to live in the cities.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Agenda 21 is where everyone is forced to live in the cities. This is happening in the Province of Ontario because the feminist Lesbo Premier enacted laws which make it illegal to live anywhere on the protected Greenbelt, forcing everyone to live in the cities.

That really sucks.

 

[Weston404]

That really sucks.

There are very few habitable places and cities to live in Canada compared to the States.

 

[theultimate341]

go for it

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

There are very few habitable places and cities to live in Canada compared to the States.

The States has more racists though. I'd still rather live in Canada.

 

[Haywire]

I'm a 22 year old KV, I've no social life or any status. I'm also low IQ, alcoholic and ill. But I really fucking want a gf, so I'm thinking of going for it. I'm also avarage looking, not an ogre as far as I can tell.

She's around my age, chubby and maybe 0.5 - 1 point above my looksmatch. She was nice to me these days, so I think I might have a chance. Should I try?

If she is above average looks the line is looong for her. Good luck man you will need it.

 

[Sendthil]

Can you handle the depression that may come with rejection and the assocoated dip in productivity? I have experienced this before. No matter how "softly" she thinks she will let you down it will still make anybperson depressed. As colleagues youll see each other more often than you should for someone thats been rejected. This will affect your productivity. Not something you need so id recommend against it. Theres a very good reason(s) why its not allowed at many companies.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Don't do it. If it fails it will make work uncomfortable.