Serious Am jealous of Charlie kirk

[VλREN]

Not because he’s a sex haver famous life mogger. I don’t care that’s not why am jealous

Am jealous that he died without even knowing he’s gone. I just wish somebody shot me in the neck and I died without even knowing I died

Am fucking jealous of dead people at this point, bro dead people mog
>they don’t age
>they don’t have to worry about anything
>they don’t have to worry about future health problems
>they don’t shit/piss
>they don’t have to sleep and wake up feeling miserable
>they don’t have to worry about the future,money,earth problems or anything really

Yo am fucking jealous of you MR kirk, I wish I randomly got shot in the neck and died without knowing.

That’s why I go for my night walks at sketchy hours, I get hyped whenever I see something potentially dangerous

Now am to much of a bitch to go out my way looking for trouble, if I wanted trouble I’d go piss around this overpass where all the fent niggas spawn.
Back before I joined this website, I was outside at 11:00 PM and I walked over the overpass and some homeless dude with a hacksaw came running out staring up at me smiling. Nigga started fast walking up this hill to get to me, I took off sprinting lol.

I know the moment I die I’ll regret it like a bitch but am just fucking done with life.

THERES NOTHING FOR ME HERE.

Idk man, I think No Fap is my only path forward, I NEED my T levels to be raised so I’ll actually become more aggressive.

But yeah life is a gift or something

 

[Low_iq_king5]

we gotta find vampires vro

 

[VλREN]

we gotta find vampires vro

I would happily become a vampire

 

[mirrors]

bro dead people mog

 

[elephant man]

long live the kirk

 

[shyguy096]

Look up autassassinophilia , there are people who reach a point where they feel sexually aroused by being strangled, drowned, or killed. I think these are often people who have lived through unfortunate and painful circumstances and they end up deriving pleasure from it as a coping mechanism. These scenarios that play out in their minds are an unconscious attempt to gain control over what was once a feeling of helplessness

 

[literallyretarded]

Not because he’s a sex haver famous life mogger. I don’t care that’s not why am jealous

Am jealous that he died without even knowing he’s gone. I just wish somebody shot me in the neck and I died without even knowing I died

Am fucking jealous of dead people at this point, bro dead people mog
>they don’t age
>they don’t have to worry about anything
>they don’t have to worry about future health problems
>they don’t shit/piss
>they don’t have to sleep and wake up feeling miserable
>they don’t have to worry about the future,money,earth problems or anything really

Yo am fucking jealous of you MR kirk, I wish I randomly got shot in the neck and died without knowing.

That’s why I go for my night walks at sketchy hours, I get hyped whenever I see something potentially dangerous

Now am to much of a bitch to go out my way looking for trouble, if I wanted trouble I’d go piss around this overpass where all the fent niggas spawn.
Back before I joined this website, I was outside at 11:00 PM and I walked over the overpass and some homeless dude with a hacksaw came running out staring up at me smiling. Nigga started fast walking up this hill to get to me, I took off sprinting lol.

I know the moment I die I’ll regret it like a bitch but am just fucking done with life.

THERES NOTHING FOR ME HERE.

Idk man, I think No Fap is my only path forward, I NEED my T levels to be raised so I’ll actually become more aggressive.

But yeah life is a gift or something

go to a black hood area in kkk robes and a sign saying heil hitler while screaming white power and maybe they will shoot u to

 

[McFlurryCel]

just put a shotty in your mouth and pull the trigger. you won't feel anything.

 

[Mohamedömar]

Not because he’s a sex haver famous life mogger. I don’t care that’s not why am jealous

Am jealous that he died without even knowing he’s gone. I just wish somebody shot me in the neck and I died without even knowing I died

Am fucking jealous of dead people at this point, bro dead people mog
>they don’t age
>they don’t have to worry about anything
>they don’t have to worry about future health problems
>they don’t shit/piss
>they don’t have to sleep and wake up feeling miserable
>they don’t have to worry about the future,money,earth problems or anything really

Yo am fucking jealous of you MR kirk, I wish I randomly got shot in the neck and died without knowing.

That’s why I go for my night walks at sketchy hours, I get hyped whenever I see something potentially dangerous

Now am to much of a bitch to go out my way looking for trouble, if I wanted trouble I’d go piss around this overpass where all the fent niggas spawn.
Back before I joined this website, I was outside at 11:00 PM and I walked over the overpass and some homeless dude with a hacksaw came running out staring up at me smiling. Nigga started fast walking up this hill to get to me, I took off sprinting lol.

I know the moment I die I’ll regret it like a bitch but am just fucking done with life.

THERES NOTHING FOR ME HERE.

Idk man, I think No Fap is my only path forward, I NEED my T levels to be raised so I’ll actually become more aggressive.

But yeah life is a gift or something

His death one of the funniest moments I have ever seen

Rest in hell motherfucker kirk

 

[NickelodeonCel]

HighIQ thread

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

just put a shotty in your mouth and pull the trigger. you won't feel anything.

Nice avi.

 

[cursed]

Look up autassassinophilia , there are people who reach a point where they feel sexually aroused by being strangled, drowned, or killed. I think these are often people who have lived through unfortunate and painful circumstances and they end up deriving pleasure from it as a coping mechanism. These scenarios that play out in their minds are an unconscious attempt to gain control over what was once a feeling of helplessness

lmao i heard of niggas actually hanging themselves for erections not sure how true it is but sounds dangerous and retarded.
the theory goes that the best orgasm would occur during death or near death experiences or some shit.

 

[VλREN]

Look up autassassinophilia , there are people who reach a point where they feel sexually aroused by being strangled, drowned, or killed. I think these are often people who have lived through unfortunate and painful circumstances and they end up deriving pleasure from it as a coping mechanism. These scenarios that play out in their minds are an unconscious attempt to gain control over what was once a feeling of helplessness

What is that weird degenerate shit

My theory is that sexual intercourse is actually super lame so that why people do weird shit like that

But idk I never experienced it

 

[VλREN]

go to a black hood area in kkk robes and a sign saying heil hitler while screaming white power and maybe they will shoot u to

No, they’ll just beat me and give me brain damage

 

[literallyretarded]

No, they’ll just beat me and give me brain damage

true

 

[yakusai]

Idk man, I think No Fap is my only path forward, I NEED my T levels to be raised so I’ll actually become more aggressive.

No fap won’t raise your T, anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something. You can only optimize your testosterone according to your genetic cap by living a healthy lifestyle

 

[Inbred]

Take a shot for how many times you've seen a Kirk thread on here in the last 9 months

 

[Clavicus Vile]

This might be strange but I actually want to know I’m going to die, I want to feel the closure of knowing I won’t ever have to deal with life again.

 

[Ricer]

I'm jealous of him because he is/was a white man with colored eyes. Already mogs me in every aspect, plus he's over a foot taller than me.

 

[Rick prime]

Not because he’s a sex haver famous life mogger. I don’t care that’s not why am jealous

Am jealous that he died without even knowing he’s gone. I just wish somebody shot me in the neck and I died without even knowing I died

Am fucking jealous of dead people at this point, bro dead people mog
>they don’t age
>they don’t have to worry about anything
>they don’t have to worry about future health problems
>they don’t shit/piss
>they don’t have to sleep and wake up feeling miserable
>they don’t have to worry about the future,money,earth problems or anything really

Yo am fucking jealous of you MR kirk, I wish I randomly got shot in the neck and died without knowing.

That’s why I go for my night walks at sketchy hours, I get hyped whenever I see something potentially dangerous

Now am to much of a bitch to go out my way looking for trouble, if I wanted trouble I’d go piss around this overpass where all the fent niggas spawn.
Back before I joined this website, I was outside at 11:00 PM and I walked over the overpass and some homeless dude with a hacksaw came running out staring up at me smiling. Nigga started fast walking up this hill to get to me, I took off sprinting lol.

I know the moment I die I’ll regret it like a bitch but am just fucking done with life.

THERES NOTHING FOR ME HERE.

Idk man, I think No Fap is my only path forward, I NEED my T levels to be raised so I’ll actually become more aggressive.

But yeah life is a gift or something

 

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