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Am interviewing for 2 jobs. If I don't get either then I'm blowing my brains out

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lakb

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Have been looking for a new job for too long but can't get any. It's either one of these two jobs that comes through or I'll shoot my brains out.
 
Good luck friend.
 
You won't get it. Incels never get hired.
 
Tell them that. It'll ensure you get the job. That or it'll just prove once and for all that nobody gives a fuck about incels.
 
good luck bro hope you get it. best way to make your situation better is to build yourself. no sense in being poor AND ugly
 
Good luck mate. Hope everything goes well. Let us know -- post a thread or something
 
Good luck man. I know how hard it can be not being able to get a job and you keep applying and keep getting rejected. Eventually I got one though. It's not as hard as finding a partner.
 
Good luck to you. But consider becoming a hERo instead, in case of failure, rather than suiciding.
 
imbored21 said:
You won't get it. Incels never get hired.

I call bs... tons of incels have jobs. Some even have very well paid jobs.
 
Interviewer: hi lakb why's should we hire you?

Lakb: because I need money to sustain myself since I'm not a roastie that can just sit on twitch and make six figures off of thirsty white knight beta donations, I have to actually contribute to society in the form of reporting to some retarded blue pilled office where I'll be immasculated daily by the chads and roasties of the office. If I don't do this I'll literally starve to death from a lack of resources so if you don't hire me I'll just fucking blow my brains out

Interviewer: we'll be in touch....
 
Dekim said:
imbored21 said:
You won't get it. Incels never get hired.
I call bs... tons of incels have jobs. Some even have very well paid jobs.
Hes trolling as usual.
 
You wont get past HR test boyo
 
lol @ wanting to wageslave.
 
"If you don't let me be a slave, I'm blowing my brains out..."

I don't think it gets more ogre than this.
 
cookinbreakfast said:
Interviewer: hi lakb why's should we hire you?

Lakb: because I need money to sustain myself since I'm not a roastie that can just sit on twitch and make six figures off of thirsty white knight beta donations, I have to actually contribute to society in the form of reporting to some retarded blue pilled office where I'll be immasculated daily by the chads and roasties of the office. If I don't do this I'll literally starve to death from a lack of resources so if you don't hire me I'll just fucking blow my brains out

Interviewer: we'll be in touch....
 
Grotesque said:
"If you don't let me be a slave, I'm blowing my brains out..."

I don't think it gets more ogre than this.
 
imbored21 said:
You won't get it. Incels never get hired.

Unless you're in either very respected field or very demeaning field (like bag boy)
 
Grotesque said:
"If you don't let me be a slave, I'm blowing my brains out..."

I don't think it gets more ogre than this.

This
 
Godspeed, brother. Make sure you answer everything they ask, citing examples from your past and ask them to repeat the question if necessary. At the end ask if there's anything else you need to add. Drink the water. Keep body language neutral, with hands on your knees.

Although this is coming from someone who once aced an interview and was let go after one week in the job. kek
 
cookinbreakfast said:
Interviewer: hi lakb why's should we hire you?

Lakb: because I need money to sustain myself since I'm not a roastie that can just sit on twitch and make six figures off of thirsty white knight beta donations, I have to actually contribute to society in the form of reporting to some retarded blue pilled office where I'll be immasculated daily by the chads and roasties of the office. If I don't do this I'll literally starve to death from a lack of resources so if you don't hire me I'll just fucking blow my brains out

Interviewer: we'll be in touch....
 

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