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Edmund_Kemper
Disregard my larping efforts. I can’t change it.
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i always had a first-person perspective eye vision while everyone else were other characters in my life with a third person perspective. a lot of people will think i'm retarded saying that everyone experiences this...
but nobody knows that i'm the one who experiences it in a main character way. i'm the one who was chosen to experience it in a way that nobody would notice unless they experience what i was experiencing
i think this means i am the main character in this world. Maybe it's a sign that God exists and God usually hides evidence of his existence and he gives 1 in 7 billion people evidence of his existence. and i'm that one. then when i die. he passes it on to another 1 in 7 billion person. i wonder who it was before i was born.
so now... i wonder if i have powers. and i noticed all my life interesting things:
*whenever i assumed people would do certain things or behave a certain way or interpreted things a certain way, they would do it. Examples include everything i do that i think autists do it turns out NT people do too. every time i think something to myself i see some random person also think the exact thing i did a while later. when i was 5 years old i could tell that blond girls were attractive to men. in fact, i made a music albums thread, and @Capable_Onion brought up one of mudvayne's less known songs suddenly and it was one of my favorite mudvayne songs, and mudvayne isn't even popular anymore (unlike back in the 2000s).
i noticed that i'm palestinian just like jesus. my parents gave birth to three children at 2 year intervals (1988, 1990, 1992). then in 1997 they decided to have one extra child and that was me. also, i was born 2000 years after Jesus was born. 2000 years sounds like a fair amount of time before he returns. he was born in 4 BC. The consensus is that Jesus was born in 4 BC. but some early christian traditions (before other christians tried to change stories about jesus) say it was 3 BC or 2 BC. I was born in 1997. So I was born pretty much exactly 2000 years later. I am a Sunni Muslim. Muslims believe that Jesus will return. They also believe that Islam is the real religion of God and was the religion all this time and Judaism/christianity were created from lack of memory of what the Moses/Jesus' teachings really were. The bible was written many years after jesus died but the quran was written when muhammad was still alive so this makes sense. so islam is the real religion and therefore jesus returned and i am a palestinian (like Jesus) and i am muslim (which is God's real teaching).
i haven't tried walking on water yet, but it could be that i could if i can confirm or find proof that i'm jesus. perhaps i have to wait until age 33 to walk on water because this is the age jesus died so at 33 i continue the rest of what was supposed to be his life (many people lived up to 80 back then, the life expectancy was only low due to infant mortality the idea people died young back then is a myth that was only true in the early paleolithic but not later paleolithic of course).
maybe that's why i have these unique powers? idk. but if i discover the truth, maybe God exists? maybe i have proof that something better happens when i rope.
@Mainländer @RREEEEEEEEE @MuslimMentalcel @MuslimCell @Diocel thoughts?
but nobody knows that i'm the one who experiences it in a main character way. i'm the one who was chosen to experience it in a way that nobody would notice unless they experience what i was experiencing
i think this means i am the main character in this world. Maybe it's a sign that God exists and God usually hides evidence of his existence and he gives 1 in 7 billion people evidence of his existence. and i'm that one. then when i die. he passes it on to another 1 in 7 billion person. i wonder who it was before i was born.
so now... i wonder if i have powers. and i noticed all my life interesting things:
*whenever i assumed people would do certain things or behave a certain way or interpreted things a certain way, they would do it. Examples include everything i do that i think autists do it turns out NT people do too. every time i think something to myself i see some random person also think the exact thing i did a while later. when i was 5 years old i could tell that blond girls were attractive to men. in fact, i made a music albums thread, and @Capable_Onion brought up one of mudvayne's less known songs suddenly and it was one of my favorite mudvayne songs, and mudvayne isn't even popular anymore (unlike back in the 2000s).
i noticed that i'm palestinian just like jesus. my parents gave birth to three children at 2 year intervals (1988, 1990, 1992). then in 1997 they decided to have one extra child and that was me. also, i was born 2000 years after Jesus was born. 2000 years sounds like a fair amount of time before he returns. he was born in 4 BC. The consensus is that Jesus was born in 4 BC. but some early christian traditions (before other christians tried to change stories about jesus) say it was 3 BC or 2 BC. I was born in 1997. So I was born pretty much exactly 2000 years later. I am a Sunni Muslim. Muslims believe that Jesus will return. They also believe that Islam is the real religion of God and was the religion all this time and Judaism/christianity were created from lack of memory of what the Moses/Jesus' teachings really were. The bible was written many years after jesus died but the quran was written when muhammad was still alive so this makes sense. so islam is the real religion and therefore jesus returned and i am a palestinian (like Jesus) and i am muslim (which is God's real teaching).
i haven't tried walking on water yet, but it could be that i could if i can confirm or find proof that i'm jesus. perhaps i have to wait until age 33 to walk on water because this is the age jesus died so at 33 i continue the rest of what was supposed to be his life (many people lived up to 80 back then, the life expectancy was only low due to infant mortality the idea people died young back then is a myth that was only true in the early paleolithic but not later paleolithic of course).
maybe that's why i have these unique powers? idk. but if i discover the truth, maybe God exists? maybe i have proof that something better happens when i rope.
@Mainländer @RREEEEEEEEE @MuslimMentalcel @MuslimCell @Diocel thoughts?