Serious Am I autistic? Pls help autistcels

[0hope1rope]

Ok so I'm worried because after reading posts here by autistcels, I can relate 100% to everything you say. I've never been diagnosed, and it's way too late to go to the doctor because I'm almost 30 and have already wasted my prime away. Maybe some autistcels can read this and tell me if I'm truly autistic or not. Here are some experiences in my life:

- I say random stupid shit sometimes and literally everyone laughs and talks about how retarded what I said was and repeats it to each other mocking me
- If I'm called in class or at work to talk and say shit, I have a very difficult time at coming up with shit to say and sound like a tard when I try and everybody cringes
- I don't believe I've had a real friend since 6th grade, every "friend" since then have been either people that want to use me for something or they just pretend to be my friend out of pity
- Someone in high school I was hanging out with straight up told me that I was socially inept
- Someone I knew in college was smoking weed with me and out of nowhere just said that I was "different" somehow and kinda laughed about it
- When I socialize with people I try so hard to be careful with what I say and how I act, but in 2-3 months tops I start acting like a fool and saying dumbass shit and people get disturbed and slowly fade out of my life
- I find that people generally don't respect me very much, even after just meeting them and exchanging a few sentences with them
- I feel like there is some kind of secret social rules/etiquette that everyone knows except me. I feel like people just have a natural instinct for this shit, but I have to actually think logically before social interaction so I don't embarrass myself

 

[Ping And Pong]

Well you are definitely non NT that's for sure, I'd say there is a pretty decent chance you are autistic.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

there’s no point getting diagnosed unless you’ll get autismbux

the autismbux is the only positive thing that comes from it

There is no “peace of mind” knowing you have it officially

 

[anon]

Someone I knew in college was smoking weed with me and out of nowhere just said that I was "different" somehow and kinda laughed about it

I remember something similar happening to me in high school. I was talking to some dude and out of nowhere he says I'm "asocial" and weird. The way he said it while smiling made me panic a little. I didn't know what to say so I just changed the subject.

You're an aspie, OP.

there’s no point getting diagnosed unless you’ll get autismbux

the autismbux is the only positive thing that comes from it

There is no “peace of mind” knowing you have it officially

Exactly. I'm an easterneurocel and there's absolutely no point in getting diagnosed in my country since there's no autismbux. My parents don't take any of that autism shit seriously so they've never even bothered doing something about my weird behavior. Where I live, the only mental illnesses that are taken seriously are schizophrenia, PTSD, mental retardation and severe autism (drooling, screeching.)

I've never wanted to get diagnosed because I hate leaving my house in general and I hate going to the doctor. I'd never voluntarily visit a doctor and get diagnosed.

 

[Deleted member 20659]

I relate to every single point except saying dumb stuff because i dont speak at all nor do i go outside

 

[universallyabhorred]

It's quite possible you are autistic but you might also just be NT with poor social skills. Ask yourself the following questions, if you want to figure out if you are. If you say yes to most of these, then you are probably autistic.

1. Do you have "restricted intense interests" in topics other people don't give a fuck about? Do you often feel like talking about this and have trouble making small talk?

2. Do you have huge difficulty dealing with change such as in scheduling or plans outside of routine? Do spontaneous situations scare you? If someone knocked on your door while you weren't expecting it would you feel anxious? Do you feel anxious when talking to strangers or if someone struck up a conversation with you?

3. Are you clumsy and have poor motor skills? Do you have a poor sense of position, balance, fine or gross motor skills?

4. Do you have sensory issues, are some of your senses like vision and hearing strong enough to cause a meltdown or sensory overload in regular situations such as in loud or brightly lit areas?

5. Do you see the world differently? Do you notice details others don't or have strong senses such as vision or hearing?

6. Are you emotionally sensitive towards rejection, criticism and disrespect?

 

[0hope1rope]

1. Do you have "restricted intense interests" in topics other people don't give a fuck about? Do you often feel like talking about this and have trouble making small talk?

Religion, politics, Hitler, marxism, the moon landing, etc. I usually can never reveal my true stance on these issues with anyone, because I know they just accept whatever the conventional wisdom is on those topics. Sometimes if I'm smoking weed with someone, I do reveal what I believe to be the truth, and the other people just get frightened by the strange and different ideas.

2. Do you have huge difficulty dealing with change such as in scheduling or plans outside of routine? Do spontaneous situations scare you? If someone knocked on your door while you weren't expecting it would you feel anxious? Do you feel anxious when talking to strangers or if someone struck up a conversation with you?

I definitely prefer to follow a schedule. I like to go for a daily walk before lunch at work at 12:00 sharp, and eat lunch until 1:15. Spontaneous situations don't scare me, but they make me mad because I feel like I'm not in control, or I'm trapped somewhere I don't want to be. I'm not anxious talking to strangers and can walk up and talk to pretty much anyone.

3. Are you clumsy and have poor motor skills? Do you have a poor sense of position, balance, fine or gross motor skills?

Always picked last or 2nd last in every sport in school.

4. Do you have sensory issues, are some of your senses like vision and hearing strong enough to cause a meltdown or sensory overload in regular situations such as in loud or brightly lit areas?

No

5. Do you see the world differently? Do you notice details others don't or have strong senses such as vision or hearing?

My perception of what the world really is, is different. But I don't think it has anything to do with my senses.

6. Are you emotionally sensitive towards rejection, criticism and disrespect?

Absolutely. If someone doesn't text me back I take it as a huge sign of disrespect. Disrespect really bothers me and kills my mood. I usually end up having intense hatred for the person afterwards, and even cutting things off with them.

 

[The Abyss]

What's your eye contact pattern? Avoid it or state too much? You sound Autistic tbf.
Do you feel drained interacting with others or charged up?

 

[Deleted member 23820]

I relate to every single point except saying dumb stuff because i dont speak at all nor do i go outside

 

[FinnCel]

If you have to wonder it, you are

 

[LostInTheStatic]

You sound like an aspie, trust me, I have aspergers.

 

[Deleted member 21227]

If you have to wonder it, you are

I'm afraid I also am. FUCK

 

[zangano1]

Most probably man

 

[micropenis29]

LMAO at the responses here.

You are a FULL-BLOWN autist.

If you even have to ask the question, "am I autistic," trust me, you're REALLY FUCKIN autistic.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

there’s no point getting diagnosed unless you’ll get autismbux

the autismbux is the only positive thing that comes from it

There is no “peace of mind” knowing you have it officially

This. I got diagnosed for the autismbuxx and confirmation really. The money is nice.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

You seem to be on the spectrum tbh

 

[ihaveno1]

yup ur definitely an autist

 

[0hope1rope]

Thanks for your responses, it seems that things are indeed over for me

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

If you have to wonder it, you are

Brutal, especially with Pepe holding the gun, the last thing a man ever sees.

 

[Blacktarpill]

You might be on the spectrum
Most people have 1 or 2 autism traits.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

No you're not. Don't listen to these faggots who glorify mental illness and consider being "non NT" (which can mean whatever you want it to) to be a badge of honor. You're perfectly healthy and you're definitley not special in any way.

 

[TINMAN]

Quick questionnaire that I threw together

Do you regularly spend hours upon hours doing the same activity without stopping, and completely lose track of time?

Do you have certain sounds, certain types of clothing, or certain foods that you find so unpleasant that it actually makes you extremely upset or irritated?

Do you have severe difficulty maintaining eye contact with people, especially when conversing?

Do you often unintentionally interrupt people when speaking?

This question is from me, do you ever get a thought or memory stuck in your head, an extremely unpleasant one, but you can't get it to leave, so you get a very strong urge to start hitting yourself in the head to get it to leave?

If the answer to 3 or more of these questions is YES, then congratulations OP, you are probably on the spectrum somewhere. You could also look up an online questionnaire, which would probably be better than this shitty thing I wrote in literally less than 4 minutes.

 

[lifefuel]

There are plenty of tests online that you can take that Will give you a good idea

 

[FinnCel]

Brutal, especially with Pepe holding the gun, the last thing a man ever sees.

Naah, he will see Saint BlackOps2Cel

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Naah, he will see Saint BlackOps2Cel

That is what he sees after Pepe kills his mortal body.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Yeah, but it could be worse:

You could be an IT regular poster.