Almost got ambushed by coyotes tonight

[Spooky_Heejin]

I'm fine but it was pretty scary. I was going to do night photos of my new Army Ranger action figure and went about 100 to 200 yards from my house when I saw a pack of 3 Coyotes staring at me while hiding in the trees. I yelled "COME ON YOU FUCKING NIGGERS, BRING IT" then they ran away. Luckily they didn't "bring it" since all I was armed with was a heavy flashlight and I probably would've died.

 

[RealSchizo]

coyotes are very afraid of humans. They "attack" only corpses jfl

 

[LayDownAndKakarot]

You asserted dominance, nice

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

coyotes are very afraid of humans. They "attack" only corpses jfl

My neighbors kids almost got bitten by one once. I didn't want to take the risk that they think they can take me on. Otherwise I would've been their midnight dessert.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

brutal no one cares pill.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

You asserted dominance, nice

Thanks. Hopefully no bears pass through because I don't think that shit would work on a Grizzily.

 

[FuckYou]

This reminded me of your thread last year where you saved your dog from coyotes and your sister was mad at you after cuz you yelled niggers.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

This reminded me of your thread last year where you saved your dog from coyotes and your sister was mad at you after cuz you yelled niggers.

She still hasn't thanked me and when I brought it up a few months ago, she was still upset that I used the word nigger. She recently got a bunch of tattoos on her chest to signify she's a degenerate. While I love my sister part of me hates that she's so fucking stupid and does stupid shit like this.

It's in my biological DNA to scream "niggers" when under contact from hostile animals.

 

[Emba]

She still hasn't thanked me and when I brought it up a few months ago, she was still upset that I used the word nigger. She recently got a bunch of tattoos on her chest to signify she's a degenerate.

That's fucking brutal af bro

While I love my sister part of me hates that she's so fucking stupid and does stupid shit like this.

It's in my biological DNA to scream "niggers" when under contact from hostile animals.

Same

 

[Poopless One]

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

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I live in a rural state where there's lots of bears, coyotes, and bob cats. I know that's unfathomable for your 80 IQ black brain that wild animals other than niggers exist. I hear gunshots at night all the time from coyote attacks on cattle.

 

[SEX NIGGA]

 

[Poopless One]

I live in a rural state where there's lots of bears, coyotes, and bob cats. I know that's unfathomable for your 80 IQ black brain that wild animals other than niggers exist. I hear gunshots at night all the time from coyote attacks on cattle.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i remember when i was a kid i thought a lot that this part of american life was really cool, the dust bowl type of living where you're basically in the desert with cactuses and coyotes outside, and there's like a huge wasteland to explore with nothing but gas stations and bed and breakfasts here and there as far as "civilization"

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

That's fucking brutal af bro

Same

Women are so fucking stupid it feels unreal.

 

[nazianime]

Did you die?