Almost 42. NEVER been laid. Come at me with questions. You TOO can be a virgin POS 4 decades into ur lyf!!!!!!!!!!Come at me.

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Would you settle for a tranny
 
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How do you feel?
 
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What kept you going?
Since you've been on this earth for 4 decades, enduring this everlasting pain.
 
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42? I don't think I can make it that far
 
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thebuddhacel said:
How do you feel?
Like shit. Enough to drink a 18 case of shitty beer
 
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Why haven't you fucked a prostitute yet?
 
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HidekiTojota said:
What kept you going?
Since you've been on this earth for 4 decades, enduring this everlasting pain.
I'm too pussy to kms. Tried nany times.
Tallcel said:
I'm too pussy to kms. Tried nany times.
Tried MANY times
Mainländer said:
Why haven't you fucked a prostitute yet?
In Burgerland
 
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Do you have money? If so, why not try a sex tourism vacation in Thailand
 
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Tallcel said:
I'm too pussy to kms. Tried nany times.
Even with a gun?
Well, if you tried with a gun you'd 100% be dead or a crippled retard.
Try a gun, but hey, I'm not endorsing suicide or anything...
 
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Do you piss in sinks?
 
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Sad_Eunuch said:
Do you have money? If so, why not try a sex tourism vacation in Thailand
> Do you have money?
No
Dionysus said:
Do you piss in sinks?
Wut?
I may have reached the lowest of the low but haven't tried that...yet
 
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You are literally jobless, friendless and loveless ?
 
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Dionysus said:
Do you piss in sinks?
Wut?
I may have reached the lowest of the low but haven't tried that...yet
Newbie17 said:
42? I don't think I can make it that far
Me neither
 
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Are you getting it to the green using a 3 iron on a par 4?
 
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thebuddhacel said:
You are literally jobless, friendless and loveless ?
Not quite jobless atm but the other 2 are correct
Feces said:
Are you getting it to the green using a 3 iron on a par 4?
Nope. Suck @golf
 
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It surreal considering the weren't as many copes in your times.
 
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Feces said:
Are you getting it to the green using a 3 iron on a par 4?
Joe?
PEETER said:
It surreal considering the weren't as many copes in your times.
My life is defintely surreal
 
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Did you always were unnattractive to foids?
 
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I'm sorry bro. I have an uncle which is 60 and incel also : /
 
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57 here... Amateur!
thebuddhacel said:
I'm sorry bro. I have an uncle which is 60 and incel also : /
Oldcels r everywhere!

Dionysus said:
Do you piss in sinks?
I do!
 
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Are you white? Are you jacked as well as tall? Are you NT??
 
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why havent you roped yet? and whats the closest you have been to rope?
 
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Emba said:
57 here... Amateur!

Oldcels r everywhere!

FrustratedWhiteMale @FrustratedWhiteMale
 
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JeffGoldblumInTheFly said:
I think I will probably be dead before I reach my 40's
I used to think that.
I thought it in my 30s too!
I don't see much happening for me past 60 these days...
 
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Emba said:
57 here... Amateur!

Oldcels r everywhere!


I do!
we have a lot of oldcels.check the graphs
 
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Billowel said:
we have a lot of oldcels.check the graphs
I'm on the newest graph!
 
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Tallcel said:
Cope,

Id sooner neck myself before cracking 40 as a legitimate, nonescortcelling virgin.

Wouldn't be able to live with myself, not addressing my curiosity about sex.
Saung-Hui Cho said:
:soy: :feelswhat:
 
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Honestly if you weren't good looking at age 21 or so it's the same god damn thing as posting "I'm 60 and a virgin"

it's over for men after college. age is irrelevant past that point
 
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Damn, bro.
Gotta salute you for not roping yet
 
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have you seen an escort?
 
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Tallcel said:

What are your parents like? How successful are they in life? Do they know you're a virgin? What do they think?
 
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I'm in my 40s, It does creep up on you. I remember laughing in my late 20s thinking how pathetic it'd be to still have no sex or relationships at that age. I'm not laughing now! :feelscry:
 
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That’s just insane. Who can endure this pain for so long
 
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AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
That’s just insane. Who can endure this pain for so long
nobody, hes larping. im 20, virgin and i cant imagine 2 more years.
 
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Thank you for your service sir.
 
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32 here. Legit depressed seeing this. Seems like theres no way out :feelsbadman: :feelsbadman: :feelsbadman: :feelsbadman:
 
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I probably won't even make it to 30 lol
 
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Tallcel said:
Not quite jobless atm but the other 2 are correct

False. Your friends are right here.
 
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RemoveNormalfags said:
I probably won't even make it to 30 lol

Thats what everyone says.
 
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What were your suicide attempt methods?
 
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why haven't you roped or hERo?