All these fucking sluts and whores haveing these experiences while I fucking rot alon

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fcgwq/what_is_a_sex_act_that_you_have_done_that_you_are/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header

While I spend my entire college days locked in my room, everyone was having experiences like this.
Wtf is this? Where are my sex experiences???? Even if I lose my virginity now, it will be only missionary.


No girl would want to wrap a fruit loop around my dick and give me a blowjob.

No girl will yell “hurt me with your cock” while her room mate laugh outside and she locks her self in bathroom because of embarrassment.

No girl will let me cum in her butt and accidentally fall of her bed after that as we both laugh about it together.


No girl will let me fuck her while she wraps her self into a burrito from bed sheets.

No girl will let me choke her while I fuck her as she passes out and then ask me to do it again

No girls little brother will walk through the door as he waves hi to me while I am giving his sister a facial

Fuck these normies having awkward sex! Fuck them!!! Fucking idiotssss!

 

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No girls little brother will walk through the door as he waves hi to me while I am giving his sister a facial

Looool

 

[NegroKing]

Howling this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
Thanks for making my day you sad sad human being

Mods, get this little bitch.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Mods, get this little bitch.

Done.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Ask reddit posts are suicide fuel for us when it comes to social situations/relationships. One of the reasons i barely use reddit now because every other post is some fuck bragging about his GF in the title.

 

[Deleted member 306]

Fucking sui fuel. Reincarnation game is our only chance.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Ask reddit posts are suicide fuel for us when it comes to social situations/relationships. One of the reasons i barely use reddit now because every other post is some fuck bragging about his GF in the title.

Every single person on reddit brags about their SO and they tell us it’s not about sex! Lmao

 

[NekoStance]

Most answers are about masturbation and shit

alotta cels out there

 

[RealestFakecel]

bc u uglyyyyyy

 

[Kointo1]

Spoiler

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pan2b0YObPE[/video]

 

[dr-problematic]

[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif][–]throwawaynsjdfhkjs 440 points 4 years ago [/font]

[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=small][size=small]Throwaway in a private browsing window for this one.
I once pretended to be my brother for my girlfriend, who had a massive crush on him, while we had sex. Responding to her in character as him and saying "It's (name), I love you" and stuff when she asked who I was.
Yeah that shit was fucking wierd.[/size][/font][/size]

what a fucking cuck this guy is

 

[LoveToArgue]

No girl will let me choke her while I fuck her as she passes out and then ask me to do it again 

Oh you would be surprised, a lot of girls are into that kind of shit. Don't know about siblings watching them though.

 

[BlaKdaGGeRz]

Ask reddit posts are suicide fuel for us when it comes to social situations/relationships. One of the reasons i barely use reddit now because every other post is some fuck bragging about his GF in the title.

seriously tho

 

[flowerful]

how low iq do you have to be to actually believe everything posted there?

 

[not_here_4_points]

Never take askreddit seriously.