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JFL All men have to do to get laid or be in a relationship is listen to Taylor Swift

That's some high level of bullshit
 
His "Incel" friend.
zac efron hot guy GIF
 
Just do this:




To get laid with women like this:




Theory.
 
LOL. I mean, dudes get into music that chicks are into for opportunity. But it's for opportunity. Liking some artist won't make much more than that happen. Unimaginable levels of delusion in this redditor.
 
They’ll just see him as a gay best friend. It would probably turn women OFF if they find out a guy is a swiftie.
 
What, Taylor Swift is a very blackpilled singer. She keeps singing about how handsome and tall her crush his and how he already sees other girls.



Here some lyrics:

Taylor Swift – Gorgeous

[Chorus]
You're so gorgeous
I can't say anything to your face
'Cause look at your face (Gorgeous)
And I'm so furious
At you for making me feel this way
But what can I say?
You're gorgeous

[Bridge]
You make me so happy it turns back to sad
There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have
And you are so gorgeous it makes me so mad (Mmh)
You make me so happy it turns back to sad (Yeah)
There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have and
Guess I'll just stumble on home to my cats (Yeugh) alone
Unless you wanna come along (Oh)”


Taylor Swift – Blank Space

"Oh, my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake”


Taylor Swift – Style


[Verse 2]
So it goes
He can't keep his wild eyes on the road, mmm
Takes me home
The lights are off, he's taking off his coat, mmm, yeah
I say, "I heard, oh
That you've been out and about with some other girl"
Some other girl

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, "What you heard is true, but I
Can't stop thinking 'bout you and I"
I said, "I've been there too a few times"

Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams

[Verse 2]
I said, "No one has to know what we do"
His hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room
And his voice is a familiar sound
Nothin' lasts forever
But this is gettin' good now

[Pre-Chorus]
He's so tall and handsome as hell
He's so bad, but he does it so well
And when we've had our very last kiss
My last request is

[Bridge]
You'll see me in hindsight
Tangled up with you all night
Burnin' it down
Someday, when you leave me
I bet these memories
Follow you around
 
Actually, I believe it can get a win to a 6/10 over 7/10, but not to an incel over normie and up.
 
I will never be forced to listen to pseudo music just so foids like me
 
This is some advanced next level coping
 
What, Taylor Swift is a very blackpilled singer. She keeps singing about how handsome and tall her crush his and how he already sees other girls.



Here some lyrics:

Taylor Swift – Gorgeous

[Chorus]
You're so gorgeous
I can't say anything to your face
'Cause look at your face (Gorgeous)
And I'm so furious
At you for making me feel this way
But what can I say?
You're gorgeous

[Bridge]
You make me so happy it turns back to sad
There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have
And you are so gorgeous it makes me so mad (Mmh)
You make me so happy it turns back to sad (Yeah)
There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have and
Guess I'll just stumble on home to my cats (Yeugh) alone
Unless you wanna come along (Oh)”


Taylor Swift – Blank Space

"Oh, my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake”


Taylor Swift – Style

[Verse 2]
So it goes
He can't keep his wild eyes on the road, mmm
Takes me home
The lights are off, he's taking off his coat, mmm, yeah
I say, "I heard, oh
That you've been out and about with some other girl"
Some other girl

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, "What you heard is true, but I
Can't stop thinking 'bout you and I"
I said, "I've been there too a few times"

Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams

[Verse 2]
I said, "No one has to know what we do"
His hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room
And his voice is a familiar sound
Nothin' lasts forever
But this is gettin' good now

[Pre-Chorus]
He's so tall and handsome as hell
He's so bad, but he does it so well
And when we've had our very last kiss
My last request is

[Bridge]
You'll see me in hindsight
Tangled up with you all night
Burnin' it down
Someday, when you leave me
I bet these memories
Follow you around
Kansas City Chiefs Love GIF by NFL On Prime


>He’s so tall and handsome as hell

I hated that lyric even when I heard it years ago. Just a reminder that tall = handsome, and you can’t do anything about it. I think when that song came out, I still had some hope I’d be tall, but I can’t remember what year it came out.
 
Actually, I believe it can get a win to a 6/10 over 7/10, but not to an incel over normie and up.
Makeup GIF by BuzzFeed


I can’t tell if this generation is legitimately retarded, but they’ve seem to have forgotten the whole “opposites attract” thing. Ya know, men and women are different. Most of the dating advice I see zoomies give is how to become a girl’s bestie.

Excited Harry Styles GIF by iHeartRadio


>Women like makeup and shoving dildos into their holes
>so you should wear makeup and put a dildo up your butt so you’ll have something in common

Women want a manly man to watch football and drink beer while they sip wine and wear a cutesie cheerleader outfit. Ya know, normal gender roles. You listen to rock/rap, and she listens to Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. Why tf would a woman want a man just like her? If she wanted to fuck a woman, she’d do that.

Kansas City Chiefs Dancing GIF by NFL


Reminder that Taylor Swift’s current boyfriend, Travis “Gigachad” Kelce, doesn’t even really like her music. He only went to her concert because she was at his stadium, and he was tryna fuck. He didn’t meet her, so he just Instagram DMed her, and now they’re fucking. He’s the complete opposite of her in every way, like a normal, not fag relationship.

Just Chad Things.
 
Swift is normie music, there are tons of Swift fans, including hordes of numales

Sperging about TS just makes you sound like a faggot

Better to get into anime or some niche shit to take a chance with nerd girls, rather than TS whom is so commonplace that you wouldn't even stand out

Not that it would help incels, obviously
 
I might as well listen to tourner dans la vide and one day I can drive a bugatti too
 

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