I've already covered this sack of shit, but since I know we have CIAcels lurking this forum, I'm hoping that a CIAcel will read this and do what they know needs to be done in Minecraft.
In some ways, this is sort of cheating, because E. Jean Carroll is a troll doing a publicity stunt. Seriously. This entire thing is just part of her unfunny "character."
It's a publicity stunt that's being taken seriously by people who know she's not even being serious. That's the most insane part of it.
I am not being hyperbolic when I say that E. Jean Carroll is literally the least credible "rape" accuser in the history of the planet. The Mattress Girl, the Duke Lacrosse Accuser, and Mayella Ewell from To Kill a Mockingbird were all literally, and I do mean LITERALLY, more credible rape accusers than E. Jean Carrol.
With the former, at least their accusations actually amounted to rape.
With E. Jean Carroll, her Trump story (I have to specify her Trump story because she told grandiose, fictional "rape" and "sexual assault" stories about around 2 dozen men in her satirical book, which nobody realized was a troll/satire) does not even describe rape (which by the way, the NYC jury ruled "no" on in a preponderance of the evidence case, which means they found it "more likely than not" that he did NOT rape her...but they still ruled in favor of "defamation," despite the claim was that he defamed her by saying he didn't rape her).
Even if we pretend that her clearly fictional Trump story happened, SHE LEGALLY CONSENTED IN HER OWN TRUMP STORY.
Nobody read it, though. It's free to read on thecut.com, along with other excerpts from her horribly-written troll book in which she tries to be Hunter S. Thompson (whom she claims sliced off her pants with a knife and shouted, "off with the pants!" while she was interviewing him).
Her story is as follows: Donald Trump walked into Bergdorf Goodman in New York and the place was randomly completely empty. She wrote detailed conversations in quotes, implying that she remembers this conversation, verbatim, from 1996 (the year she decided this happened), in a book that came out in 2019.
She, by her own admission when testifying in the civil trial, was "flirting" with him the entire time. She says after their flirtatious conversations, he asked her to model some lingerie for him. She teased him by saying that HE should try it on, because it goes with his eyes. He then said to her, "let's go try this on," and she strolled happily into the dressing room with him, claiming she was planning on making him try it on over his suit.
During the trial, however, Trump's lawyer asked her why they needed to use the dressing room if the floor was empty, and she replied, "to make it funnier." Problem with that is she was the only person looking to make anything "funnier" in her horrible woman sense of humor conception of this scenario.
The implication, therefore, is that it was HER idea to use the dressing room, not Trump's, and that after Trump had asked her to try on lingerie, she invited him in to watch her strip naked.
In other words, she was asking him to fuck her.
She says when they got into the dressing room, he pushed her up against the wall and kissed her, and she pushed him back and laughed. She did not say "stop," "no," or anything at all. She says he then pulled down her tights and she continued laughing. She says he then inserted his finger into her vagina, and it was really painful, but she still never said stop or no. She says he then inserted his penis, and she tried to stomp on his foot. She still never said "stop" or "no." She says she then somehow got a knee up and pushed him off her with her knee. Never mind the anatomical impossibility of this...she pushed this determined "rapist" off her with her knee and then ran out of the dressing room.
That's her "rape" story. Despite being, by her own admission, extremely sexual and sexually experienced (she's a fucking sex advice columnist/troll/"comedian"), she was incapable of using her words to let the fictional version of Donald Trump know that he had the wrong idea in thinking she wanted sex when she flirted with him, invited him into a dressing room with her to watch her strip naked.
She said she was so "shocked" that he kissed her, and that she didn't want to upset him.
In other stories in her book, however, she has no problem using her words. She said a man she was on a date with tried to rape her at knifepoint in the woods, and she was shouting at him to "get off" (to which she says he replied, "I AM getting off"...get it? Get it? Woman humor!)
She's not afraid to use her words there, but in a dressing room in a department store with a man she has no reason to fear, she's a scared little 50+ year old girl afraid of this celebrity she just flirted with and invited into a dressing room.
By the way, although it's been scrubbed from the internet, she told a reader in her advice column in 1993 something about something not being like your fantasies of having sex on the third floor of a Bergdorf Goodman. In other words, she's been fantasizing about being "raped" there for a long time, including before she says this story took place.
She also said she is a major fan of The Apprentice in 2012.
Aside from accusing Hunter S. Thompson and the anonymous man in the woods, she says a male childhood friend of hers shoved objects up her vagina, that a cadet jammed his hand up her skirt and chased her, that she was sexually assaulted by a dentist, that a counselor molested her by rubbing her legs, that a boss chased after her in his car and through the lobby of a hotel and was trying to pry his way into her room while he was drunk (presumably to rape her...notice these men are always CHASING her in her stories), that she has had "experiences" with Bill O'Reilly, Charlie Rose, and Matt Lauer (why do you think she's always accusing men with previous sexual misconduct allegations, but everybody else is anonymous?), and that her ex-husband, John Johnson, strangled her three times, and she continued having sex with him after that.
She also says that Les Moonves (another guy previously accused) tried to rape her in an elevator in 1997, a year after Trump "raped her" in a dressing room.
