Serious Aliens must be so confused and appalled at the situation on this planet

[Blancmange]

This planet would be labelled a hellscape by other intelligent life in the universe.

They would be gobsmacked that the female binary half of the dominant species label themselves "oppressed" despite living on average 5 years more than the so called oppressor half.

They'd also be so confused that females have the majority of spending power & ultimate control over sexual selection despite the mysterious "oppression" that human culture has signaled that these females are burdened with.

Most of all they would be incredulous that the loneliest and most rejected members of human society are the most reviled and hated, because on any other planet inhabited by self aware beings, these are the kinds of lifeforms that would be given the most care, help and love.

But no, we incels live in hell.

We suffer because everything about this planet is wrong and anyone that thinks human civilization is advanced & good is living a lie.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Man, you don't know the first thing about aliens.

 

[Blancmange]

Man, you don't know the first thing about aliens.

I do read about aliens, I'm extremely drunk & strangly emotional right now, but it all makes sense to me that alien sightings are greys and draconians, only these kinds of aliens would be attracted to the putrid puffball of negativity that is planet earth.
Meanwhile the better aliens would be watching from a safe distance.

 

[Guest2]

I didn't know potentially existent bacteria with no sentience trillions of miles away care about us, when not even our own families do.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

I do read about aliens, I'm extremely drunk & strangly emotional right now, but it all makes sense to me that alien sightings are greys and draconians, only these kinds of aliens would be attracted to the putrid puffball of negativity that is planet earth.
Meanwhile the better aliens would be watching from a safe distance.

Aliens are dreams and bacteria. They're not rational. They don't don't watch or judge anything.

 

[Blancmange]

Aliens are dreams and bacteria. They're not rational. They don't don't watch or judge anything.

They're out there and they're definitly worried if they're paying any attention

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

They're out there and they're definitly worried if they're paying any attention

They don't get "worried", man. That's what i'm trying to tell you.

 

[Remyx]

Plot twist: foids are aliens
Would explain everything wrong

We suffer because everything about this planet is wrong and anyone that thinks human civilization is advanced & good is living a lie.

Truth

 

[Smallondick]

I didn't know potentially existent bacteria with no sentience trillions of miles away care about us, when not even our own families do.

And all UFO houses? I myself have seen UFOs, objects making sudden and intelligent movements.

 

[ihaveno1]

lmao this planet is so unadvanced it's not even funny
Aliens probably see humanity as animals in a zoo

 

[iblamemyself]

Didn't Trump stop aliens from entering the US with a wall?

 

[iKillCucks]

lmao this planet is so unadvanced it's not even funny
Aliens probably see humanity as animals in a zoo