Discussion Aliens make public contact, what do they say?

[Eucalyptus Warrior]

The old Gods have returned. They have decided to make contact during the upcoming Polaris Dawn mission in orbit, negotiating one of their own to visit inside of the Polaris Dawn capsule. The cameras are rolling, the footage is being broadcast around the world live. What is the first thing the aliens says on camera?

 

[Sloth]

I'd ask about their species and how they live

 

[BreezyHills]

I want to fuck an alien foid

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Ask if I can ascend with Alien stacy or ask them to exterminate foids on earth

 

[Repulsive123]

After seeing me they rage at what humans have become and destroy this earth to start anew with a better species on a different planet.

 

[Cuckoja]

Something along the lines "Youre fucked"

 

[Eucalyptus Warrior]

My turn.

The alien slowly begins to speak in a mechanical voice: "You... should... not... have... given... women... any... rights. You... must... correct... this... grave... error... immediately!"

 

[Sir Waco]

Honestly I wouldn't give a fuck
I'd care more if a War of the Worlds scenario happened, would be epic as fuck

 

[tulasdanslos]

They say they're the elders, and nothing changes for based schizos whereas normies go ballistic and raid supermarkets for toilet paper.