JFL Alcoholic ex bf pees on witchcraft altar, foid cries

[thespanishcel]

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JFL at this foid making such fuss and drama for just a larp kek, imagine being in the 21st century and still believing in witchcraft or pagan religions like 2000 years ago Every pagan or witchcraft practitioner is a larper who has read too many fantasy novels or is too obsessed with ancient history, period. I would understand her being so upset if the altar was of an actual religion but for a witchcraft altar made with made in China trinkets you can buy in tarot shops sorry I can't take it seriously and it made me laugh. I bet she's one of those wiccans who preach feminism and say "goddess" instead of "god".

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

He clearly has a better personality than everyone here.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

She is an awful witch if she couldn't see that he was clearly the demon she called forth.

 

[nazianime]

She should invest in magic rocks that actually work. JFL magic rocks, candles and herbs.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

He clearly has a better personality than everyone here.

Cope. I personalitymog him

 

[Deleted member 42077]

Wiccans are subhumans and usually severely overweight cat ladies.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

He clearly has a better personality than everyone here.

She is an awful witch if she couldn't see that he was clearly the demon she called forth.

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Good lord and i thought some of the threads on here are schizo...

Also jfl at muh personality pill, of course she let him creampie and shit out a kid. "Oh noes guys i dont think i can hex him now or it'll hurt my daughter too!"

 

[SoySupreme]

He clearly has a better personality than everyone here.

He supported his strong independent wahmen in her faith. What a charming fellow

 

[1337hikki]

Good lord and i thought some of the threads on here are schizo...

Also jfl at muh personality pill, of course she let him creampie and shit out a kid. "Oh noes guys i dont think i can hex him now or it'll hurt my daughter too!"

jesus christ imagine having a witch mom
any kids they have r royally fucked

 

[Blackpillennium]

He clearly has a better personality than everyone here.

And it's definitely not because of physical appearance and/or how he looks either

 

[Emba]

She should invest in magic rocks that actually work. JFL magic rocks, candles and herbs.

My bread and butter....
Or, tbh...
My whisky and cigarettes and steak!

Living in the woods and picking up "pretty rocks" (quartz crystals and various semi precious gemstones) kept me alive for many decades... As a deep woods hermit!

It took a lot of easy research to located the areas to look. I had places in the summer and places in the winter where I alternative my camping.

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JFL at this foid making such fuss and drama for just a larp kek, imagine being in the 21st century and still believing in witchcraft or pagan religions like 2000 years ago Every pagan or witchcraft practitioner is a larper who has read too many fantasy novels or is too obsessed with ancient history, period. I would understand her being so upset if the altar was of an actual religion but for a witchcraft altar made with made in China trinkets you can buy in tarot shops sorry I can't take it seriously and it made me laugh. I bet she's one of those wiccans who preach feminism and say "goddess" instead of "god".

One time I lived in an apartment that had a witch as the manager. She hated me and used to "salt" my door... She lusted after my huge wood desk that I found in the trash... She was very annoying with her bad vibes.

So... A month before I moved out I made several piss jugs filled with raw eggs and piss! They sat for a month... Waiting.

I couldn't take my sweet sweet desk where I was moving to, so as my last task there, I poured my piss jugs all over it!

I had a Buddy that knew her and he told me my "curse" took several months to remove!

Wiccans are subhumans and usually severely overweight cat ladies.

Yes. She was...

 

[thespanishcel]

My bread and butter....
Or, tbh...
My whisky and cigarettes and steak!

Living in the woods and picking up "pretty rocks" (quartz crystals and various semi precious gemstones) kept me alive for many decades... As a deep woods hermit!

It took a lot of easy research to located the areas to look. I had places in the summer and places in the winter where I alternative my camping.


One time I lived in an apartment that had a witch as the manager. She hated me and used to "salt" my door... She lusted after my huge wood desk that I found in the trash... She was very annoying with her bad vibes.

So... A month before I moved out I made several piss jugs filled with raw eggs and piss! They sat for a month... Waiting.

I couldn't take my sweet sweet desk where I was moving to, so as my last task there, I poured my piss jugs all over it!

I had a Buddy that knew her and he told me my "curse" took several months to remove!

Yes. She was...

That's the craziest landlord story I've ever heard. She sounds schizoid af.

 

[Emba]

That's the craziest landlord story I've ever heard. She sounds schizoid af.

Yeah... She was. Fat too!

 

[nystagmuscel]

Wiccans are subhumans and usually severely overweight cat ladies.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Jesus Christ, that was overly melodramatic.

JFL at the alcoholic, though, that was pretty based, for a normie.

 

[CIA nigger]

burn sorcerers at the stake.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Take that you heathen bitch. Jesus Christ smites your witchcraft with holy piss

 

[Deleted member 40252]

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[thespanishcel]

Jesus Christ, that was overly melodramatic.

JFL at the alcoholic, though, that was pretty based, for a normie.

I can imagine the scene in my head: Foid has an argument with bf, lots of shouting, crying and cursing, she says she's calling the cops. Then the bf (probably drunk or hungover) just goes to the altar, unzips his pants and starts peeing like nothing All that retained beer/alcohol piss kek. Cops took him but he left satisfied at least.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Foid has an argument with bf, lots of shouting, crying and cursing, she says she's calling the cops.

I imagine this is how a lot of relationships go these days. Foids need to be reigned in again.

 

[1337hikki]

I imagine this is how a lot of relationships go these days. Foids need to be reigned in again.

cops shouldn't even respond to foid calls

 

[Capable_Onion]

he was clearly the demon she called forth

 

[bigantennaemay1]

cops shouldn't even respond to foid calls

 

[pixy.]

Her crying made me fucking laugh hard as fuck.

Jesus Christ, that was overly melodramatic.

JFL at the alcoholic, though, that was pretty based, for a normie.

 

[El Enemigo]

Ofc the bf is abusive

 

[l33tbl0k3]

Take that you heathen bitch. Jesus Christ smites your witchcraft with holy piss

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Ofc the bf is abusive

Even witches can’t escape from psychopathic abusive chad

 

[Newton the 2nd]

So thats what witches against patriarchy is about

 

[ldargoblin]

I'd shit on it