Discussion AITA for helping a qwueenn

[Llama]

I accidentally bumped into a nice kweeen earlier today and i helped her pick up her things. As soon as i touch a book she dropped, she screams for her boyfriend, Chad, to squeeze my head into juice. Before I can get up to explain the situation, I am beat to oblivion and then some more. I really should of respected her some more, as i am a cis male, and i think im the asshole in this situation...

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind strangerino

EDIT: Holy the future is female, batman! 1.k likes!!

 

[BrendioEEE]

YATA

 

[Deleted member 15752]

YATA for not taking Chad back home and watch him fuck your mother whilst you record for all these kinds strangers around here to fap to. Sorry sweaty, thats a BIG YIKES from me. Next time suck his cum out too otherwise you will remain a toxic virgin, bud. Tar-tar to you and goodbyes.

 

[FinnCel]

I would have laughed my ass off and kept walking
She isn't entitled to my help

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

YATA dude, its not cool to sexually harass her by being within a 5 foot radius of her. One of the most YIKES!!!!!! things was when you bumped into her, you basically raped her, touching her like that without her consent. You deserved the beating by Chad, I hope you get arrested and thrown into jail, at least you'll get your virginity taken away! stupid inkwell!

 

[MountainGorilla]

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[ManletHalfCurry]

You should of raped her before beheading her. (In minecraft of course)

Edit: WOW! thanks for platinum fellow redditors I am like literally shaking with excitment

 

[Deleted member 21504]

So much le reddit xd in this thread.

 

[FukFeminism]

How dare you even be in the same timezone as that kween you evil inkwell