Agepill absolutely sucks

[IronMike]

I'll be watching movies on Netflix or wherever, see a hot actress, look her up online only to find out she was born in post 2000. Holy fuck someone kill me.

Also I'll be at work talking to someone in a different department, then they will mention their age, only to find out that they are in their mid 30s but don't look much older than me, meaning I am slowly looking older.

 

[Zesto]

Asian women are immune from the agepill.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I'll be watching movies on Netflix or wherever, see a hot actress, look her up online only to find out she was born in post 2000. Holy fuck someone kill me.

Do you watch a lot of Stranger Things? Post-2000 would make them 18 at the oldest. I'm not pedoshaming you, not yet anyway, it's just I also watch a lot of Netflix but I don't see a lot of teenage actors. Except on Stranger Things.

 

[IronMike]

Do you watch a lot of Stranger Things? Post-2000 would make them 18 at the oldest. I'm not pedoshaming you, not yet anyway, it's just I also watch a lot of Netflix but I don't see a lot of teenage actors. Except on Stranger Things.

I was watching a Japanese Netflix movie called "Switched" and the main actress is 16 years.

http://asianwiki.com/Kaya_Kiyohara

The only person I'm attracted to on stranger things is dudes older sister. Although the actress who plays EL is growing up slowly but surely, especially if you've seen the Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer.

Asian women are immune from the agepill.

up until a certain point, take the diet pill

 

[Deleted member 12256]

For some reason i feel i age faster...i am 27 and i am feeling older on the inside.

 

[engineerescortceler]

The agepill is the acceptance of the fact that time flies and that you're done with your life. It's the mix of your current age, despair and helplessness and the fact that it feels like just a moment ago you were a 6 year old happy kid eating candy with his parents with no worries

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

55 sucks.
The year 2000 seems recent
I remember when 2000 was so far in the future
I remember when 1984 was so far in the future
Elvis passing seems recent

 

[IronMike]

55 sucks.
The year 2000 seems recent
I remember when 2000 was so far in the future
I remember when 1984 was so far in the future
Elvis passing seems recent

5 more years until you can start Fast Food Roping. Old man.

 

[Brahcel]

5 more years until you can start Fast Food Roping. Old man.

I have been doing that and I feel like Im 70

 

[Zaetheus]

Shoutout to all the old ass niggas who stayed in the game so far. Y’all the real MVPs

 

[Deleted member 265]

Shoutout to all the old ass niggas who stayed in the game so far. Y’all the real MVPs

 

[The End]

It's pretty hilarious. And horrible.

Can you believe people live like fucking eighty years? I myself think 30 is middle-aged, and after 40 = old. That means people are "old" for half their life!

I guess getting older won't change things for us though. A 50 year old may see some hot jail-bait and think, "If I were 30 years younger," but we incels know that at any age we'd be rejected.

What I'm saying is that if you're already too ugly for anyone to agree to fuck you, getting uglier doesn't have as much sting.

I dunno. I've always been really preoccupied with youth and age. Probably one of the reasons suicide seems so damn appealing.

 

[IronMike]

It's pretty hilarious. And horrible.

Can you believe people live like fucking eighty years? I myself think 30 is middle-aged, and after 40 = old. That means people are "old" for half their life!

I guess getting older won't change things for us though. A 50 year old may see some hot jail-bait and think, "If I were 30 years younger," but we incels know that at any age we'd be rejected.

What I'm saying is that if you're already too ugly for anyone to agree to fuck you, getting uglier doesn't have as much sting.

I dunno. I've always been really preoccupied with youth and age. Probably one of the reasons suicide seems so damn appealing.

If I were a high IQ tyrone, I would be ok with dying at age 23 if I had been successful and impregnated my oneitis.

I have been doing that and I feel like Im 70

dying from a heart attack seems worth it if I can gorge myself on fries and burgers one I'm past 60

 

[Zaetheus]

If I were a high IQ tyrone, I would be ok with dying at age 23 if I had been successful and impregnated my oneitis.

dying from a heart attack seems worth it if I can gorge myself on fries and burgers one I'm past 60

I would pump gallons and gallons of RAW NUT into my “oneitis”( If i can really call it that) . But she curved me so hard tbh