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LifeFuel Advice Post: How I ascended, and how you can too!

carticel

carticel

Meeting someone at a charity do!
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So, it was any other Monday.

I was walking to class, and waiting for the elevator, when a cute girl walked up to me, seemingly also waiting.

I thought of the funniest joke I could, and made sure it was self deprecating and his my toxic masculinity.

My joke?
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, because they use their excellent leadership styles to instruct men. Did you know a woman actually invented the lightbulb? "

Anyways, the elevator eventually opened, and I ascended up a floor. To ascend, I pressed the up button.

The girl, for some weird reason, reported me to the Dean for sexual harassment.
 
Plot twists me, baits me like a fish.
 
"You creepy inkwell how dare you to speak to me I'll put your ass in jail!!" (spends six moths in psychological treatment trying to forget such traumatic experience)
 
Fakecel Chad detected :chad::banhammer:
 
Just jestermaxx bro.
 
It never began tbh.
 

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