JFL Advice for Caroline Ellison

[SlayerSlayer]

Okay, if I were Caroline Ellison, and supposing I got off with a very light sentence after ratting out SBF, here's what I would do:

1. Start an OF. There are plenty of desperate incels that would pay top dollar to see that molefaced jewess spread her legs.
2. Continue her blog and start coaching FDS members to start their own "imperial Chinese harems." She never should have used math, all that math studied at Stanford was unneeded foreplay to get harems of nerds working for you, but you don't need to know math to do that. All you need to do is look like her and like Harry Potter, and sometimes play a videogame unironically. And there you have it. Never need to work a day in your life ever again. You'll have endless low SMV men that can program text you all day, hoping to build you an app if you shout out their name in chat.

 

[PLA1092]

Doesn't she likely still have millions stored away in bank accounts likely of full knowledge to such an elite self?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Doesn't she likely still have millions stored away in bank accounts likely of full knowledge to such an elite self?

yeah that's true but you might as well have a front facing hustle, that way you can pay taxes

 

[solblue]

Would you smash?

Amazing that this bitch can demand an open relationship

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Would you smash?

Amazing that this bitch can demand an open relationship

you bet. I'm not surprised-- the story is that she moved from NYC to SF, and that's all it took for her to realize that she can capitalize on being a female

 

[NorthernWind]

 

[NoMoreHope]

Would you smash?

Amazing that this bitch can demand an open relationship

Unironically probably the dreamfoid of many deathnics here

 

[starcrapoo]

She plead guilty to federal charges and is cooperating with FEDs.

She likely won't be spending her life in jail like SBF but she will still do some time.

Looks whose fuckin laughing now rofl. Dumb biatch. What a degenerate.