Discussion Adoptionmaxxing

[Aspergcel]

If I never manage to find a girlfriend and have kids, I would like to adopt one. I would like to adopt a daughter. And then I would raise her like a good father. The day she turns 18, she will become my girlfriend.

What do you guys think?

 

[realblackcel02]

Pre order

 

[Pancakecel]

Are single people even allowed to adopt somebody

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

That won’t happen. It might sound like a good plan, but you will cock block yourself cause you will see her as a daughter rather than someone you want to fuck.

 

[Aspergcel]

That won’t happen. It might sound like a good plan, but you will cock block yourself cause you will see her as a daughter rather than someone you want to fuck.

Over for stepfathercels

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Woody Allen-maxxing

Fun fact Woody Allen's real name is Allan (((Konigsberg)))

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Over for stepfathercels

She will end up growing up, having wild sex with chad, while you rot alone again.

 

[Logic55]

If I never manage to find a girlfriend and have kids, I would like to adopt one. I would like to adopt a daughter. And then I would raise her like a good father. The day she turns 18, she will become my girlfriend.

What do you guys think?

I have a genius idea, when your future daughter becomes 18, tell her that you won't provide her with financial support for college/university, rent, car payments, etc unless she gives you sex. She will have no choice but to provide you with sex because she will be financially dependent on you, without your financial support she will be homeless and desperate for help.

 

[SnakeCel]

If I never manage to find a girlfriend and have kids, I would like to adopt one. I would like to adopt a daughter. And then I would raise her like a good father. The day she turns 18, she will become my girlfriend.

What do you guys think?

Just illegally and immorally groom your future partner theory

Woody Allen-maxxing

Fun fact Woody Allen's real name is Allan (((Konigsberg)))

Is this real? Also wtf did Woody Allen actually groom someone?

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Just illegally and immorally groom your future partner theory

A tin can resolve this quickly.

 

[SnakeCel]

Are single people even allowed to adopt somebody

Usually no unless it is a single foid or a very wealthy normie (or above) man.

That won’t happen. It might sound like a good plan, but you will cock block yourself cause you will see her as a daughter rather than someone you want to fuck.

Yeah, probably this is correct also.

 

[Justdone]

Woody Allen-maxxing

Fun fact Woody Allen's real name is Allan (((Konigsberg)))

No need to censor we know his ways

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Is this real? Also wtf did Woody Allen actually groom someone?

Look it up buddy boyo

 

[im done]

If I never manage to find a girlfriend and have kids, I would like to adopt one. I would like to adopt a daughter. And then I would raise her like a good father. The day she turns 18, she will become my girlfriend.

What do you guys think?

Brutal

 

[PersonalityChad]

Your tiktok stalkers are going to love this one

 

[just another incel]

There have been so many cases of pedos who have actually had a child through surrogate mothers that the authorities now take a closer look when a single man wants to adopt a child. Even if you don't want to fuck her until she's legal age. The constant appointments with the youth welfare office and pediatricians and their prejudiced look would be annoying, wouldn't it? I also imagine the following very difficult. How are you going to be anything other than a loving father to her before her 18th birthday when you have other plans for her the day she comes of age and you adopted her with the intention of having a relationship with her anyway? I'm afraid as soon as she starts looking like a woman you'll already start manipulating her into that direction. All this has nothing to do with a "loving father".

 

[Shrek]

1. No one gives a child to a single man.

2. Even if grooming actually works,she will be exposed to the world and will like other men,not you.You will be seen as the father figure.Sooner or later she will leave.You can't force something unnatural to happen.(and If you do,the police will find you sooner or later)

If you really want to find a wife,desperate needs require desperate measures.

My advice is to save up some money and move to Central Asia,SEA (forever) and try your luck for a month in some trips there .If that doesn't work,go in the middle east or north Africa,even India, Pakistan,etc.You can even make some arrangements with the parents If you are willing to pay for their daughter's hand and they make sure you are a good guy with good intentions and money relative to their finances.

If even that doesn't work out,go in subsaharan Africa.If you don't succed in finding a starving black woman there you are the truecel of truecels.

 

[Emba]

Whatever you say Woody Allen

 

[Namtriz912]

Smart move but don't go broke for a bitch