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[Henry de Montherlant]

Johnny was a loney guy. One day his mother told him : "You're 34 ! Get the fuck out of your cave and try to make me some grandchildren you fucking loser son of a whore". Johnny was too tired to start debating about semantic. Thus he got out of his cave and began to walk down the street, looking for passion, someone, something, a hope, an idea, a drink. There was a pub near the church where he could find a bit of all that. Larry, the tenant, was an annoying Irish brat with the name of an american boomer. However, when Johnny entered the pub, he saw quite an unusual scene.

 

[quinn24]

dont feel like it

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

dont feel like it

 

[Michael15651]

Johnny saw two hookers bouncing on a bouncer’s ass all while he witnessed ER in the corner of the room. A guy with one nipple hanging out approached Johhny and asked if he’d like to have a three way, but Johnny kindly refused.

All the while ER was busted back to life and his first sentence was....

 

[Inceldo]

"teehee"

Then suddenly ER fell on the ground convulsing violently. By the time the paramedics arrived he was dead. As johnny was about to head home he noticed a gay boy staring at him from across the pub. The gay boy was dressed like a digusting faggot. Johnny's skin crawled at the sight of him. He wanted to pick up a glass a smash his face in. Moments passed but the gay boy would not look away. Then, in a really gay way the gayboy came up to him. "Hello i am a gayboy i worship the Big Gay". Johnny lost it and stabbed him the throat, torrents of blood gushing out kicked his fucking head in stomped on him until all the gay mush was beaten out.of him then killed him by burning his body alive and stabbing him with a spear

 

[ihaveno1]

after killing the gay boy johnny left the pub and was able to escape before the police came. Johnny recognized the resurrected ER from the pub and decided to be a hERo just like him. He went to a local gun store and bought some ar-15s and handguns and set out on a road trip to isla vista. He then went inside the UCSB campus and cafeteria and slaughtered all of the degenerate spoiled, blonde, stuck-up stacies, along with the obnoxious chads that they thew themselves to.
The police were too busy watching porn to care about what was going on outside so johnny was able to kill everyone in isla vista. His next target will be...

 

[Indari]

after killing the gay boy johnny left the pub and was able to escape before the police came. Johnny recognized the resurrected ER from the pub and decided to be a hERo just like him. He went to a local gun store and bought some ar-15s and handguns and set out on a road trip to isla vista. He then went inside the UCSB campus and cafeteria and slaughtered all of the degenerate spoiled, blonde, stuck-up stacies, along with the obnoxious chads that they thew themselves to.
The police were too busy watching porn to care about what was going on outside so johnny was able to kill everyone in isla vista. His next target will be...

everyone that I personally dislike. After brutally slaughtering them all, Johnny won the lottery and gave me all the money. He realized that drinking is retarded so he bought an ounce of weed because it's cheaper to buy in large amounts, and bought a vapcap m to vape it with because vaping is better than smoking in every way and the vapcap m is the best vape. He then bought a fleshlight, onahole, full size sex doll and a rad bmx bike, moved to cali and spent the rest of his days coping.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

dont feel like it

same

 

[Psychonaut]

everyone that I personally dislike. After brutally slaughtering them all, Johnny won the lottery and gave me all the money. He realized that drinking is retarded so he bought an ounce of weed because it's cheaper to buy in large amounts, and bought a vapcap m to vape it with because vaping is better than smoking in every way and the vapcap m is the best vape. He then bought a fleshlight, onahole, full size sex doll and a rad bmx bike, moved to cali and spent the rest of his days coping.

Then, one day of weedmaxxing, Johnny realized that beer was far superior to weed and went and bought tons of shitty beer. Then he continued his coping, wageslaving at the shittiest shithole around. However, his days of coping ended sooner than Johnny realized when...

 

[StaroRavager]

The cops finally got off their asses and decided to arrest him for the Isla Vista massacre. The bitches in blue surrounded the rundown apartment complex that Johnny lived in and started shooting. The gangbangers who were chilling on the block heard the gunshots and started firing back. Within 5 minuets a total race war broke out in the neighborhood and the national guard was called in. Johnny packed as many bombs, guns, shitty beer, and weed as possible into his 97 Saturn and took off towards the city limits. He had almost made it out until he was suddenly attacked by Vietnamese immigrants armed with napalm launchers

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Johnny's escape;

Johnny exits the car and is intercepted by a Vietnamese convoy, checking his 1911, he realizes it's a jammed mess(unfixable), his grandfather's shotgun falls apart in his hand, and he brought the wrong ammo for his m16; bad luck.

Vietnamese 1: Whito piggu wiru payu foru da vietnamu waru
(aiming gun at Johnny with intent to scare but not kill; napalm is too valuable to waste on one person)
Vietnamese 2: we wirr riberate Hoh Cih Minh!
Johnny: Oh shit! gooks armed with napalmers!
(expressing fear)
Vietnamese 1: VIET CONG ADVANCE!
(screaming valliantly)

The gooks torch Johnny's car as he runs away from it, the vehicle explodes but Johnny manages to get away unscathed and keeps running as fast as possible, his precious motorcar violated; sadness creeps in his heart.
The Viets keep burning shit but do not chase Johnny.
He imagines his car's last moments:
[Johnny save me from them terrible gooks it burns AAAAARRRGHHHH!],
Horrifying.
He hops near a shitty bog area and hides inside a hollow tree stump as he begins to smell burnt grass(and foliage and trees), he panics and then shits in his pants and then pees in his pants, he whips out a phone and begins to dial 911...

 

[Juxtaposition6]

post paragraph continuation to the story or cuck

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

And everyone lived happily ever after, the end....except a man known as the "king" was still roaming around searching for a burger, now it's the end.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

After promptly imagining a happy ending with some king burger while waiting for an answer, Johnny realizez he can't call 911 as there is no signal, he exits the tree stump and runs away as fast as he could from the burning forest, he encounters a Viet batallion, they shoot him a total of 66 times with ak47's and he dies.
Aliens from Jupiter come to probe his corpse's ass and study it.
FIN