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Misogynist Vegeta

Misogynist Vegeta

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>Under 21
Nope don't care
>Wants Marriage and at least 4 kids
Nope marriage is a scam, would only want a kid if i could protect him from the horrors of our society
>Willing to do all the work raising the kids
If you were to stay at home yes otherwise no not a requirement
>Does not speak unless spoken too
Uh no?
>Shares all interests and has now of her own
huh? Obviously it would be nice to share at least some interests
>Willing to tolerate constant psychical and emotional abuse
Why would an incel who is no longer an incel because they are in relationship blow his only chance by abusing the girl that actually loves him (Which of course no girl would love an incel)
>Flawless hygiene and a pussy that smells like roses
Ignoring the fact that most incels including myself would take a smelly girl, Shower you dumb bitch.
>No tattoos and Piercings
Ignoring the fact that i don't give a fuck, isn't this a somewhat reasonable demand that a good chunk of normoids have?
>Not one of the races he thinks are subhuman
Not every incel is a nazicel
>Virgin, but instantly great a sex
Virgin is quite understandable, when has an incel ever said the girl had to be great a sex?
>Sexually Clueless by extremely kinky
No incel has this as a standard
>Never speaks to she's not related too
Outside of work and colleagues, how is this unreasonable? I'm sure these foids wouldn't be confirmable with their dream chad speaking to other girls.
>Underweight but has huge boobs
We the incels of the world take any size of titty, LOL at these foids assuming incels that don't want landwhales want foids that are underweight.
>No Large Labia
Not a single incel has every cared about labia size
>Extremely horny for him, asexual otherwise
Foids once again revealing their whore nature by thinking this is a bad standard to have JFL.
 
The foid side should contain all the unrealistic stipulations and high requirements you see on tiktoks by foids demanding 6'5 blue eyed chads making six figures. Why not use what females say they expect out of a their potential partners in their own words? Surely it's not because that would expose their inflated unreasonably high standards right?
 
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The foid side should contain all the unrealistic stipulations and high requirements you see on tiktoks by foids demanding 6'5 blue eyed chads making six figures. Why not use what females say they expect out of a their potential partners in their own words? Surely it's not because that would expose their inflated unreasonably high standards right?
 


>Under 21
Nope don't care
>Wants Marriage and at least 4 kids
Nope marriage is a scam, would only want a kid if i could protect him from the horrors of our society
>Willing to do all the work raising the kids
If you were to stay at home yes otherwise no not a requirement
>Does not speak unless spoken too
Uh no?
>Shares all interests and has now of her own
huh? Obviously it would be nice to share at least some interests
>Willing to tolerate constant psychical and emotional abuse
Why would an incel who is no longer an incel because they are in relationship blow his only chance by abusing the girl that actually loves him (Which of course no girl would love an incel)
>Flawless hygiene and a pussy that smells like roses
Ignoring the fact that most incels including myself would take a smelly girl, Shower you dumb bitch.
>No tattoos and Piercings
Ignoring the fact that i don't give a fuck, isn't this a somewhat reasonable demand that a good chunk of normoids have?
>Not one of the races he thinks are subhuman
Not every incel is a nazicel
>Virgin, but instantly great a sex
Virgin is quite understandable, when has an incel ever said the girl had to be great a sex?
>Sexually Clueless by extremely kinky
No incel has this as a standard
>Never speaks to she's not related too
Outside of work and colleagues, how is this unreasonable? I'm sure these foids wouldn't be confirmable with their dream chad speaking to other girls.
>Underweight but has huge boobs
We the incels of the world take any size of titty, LOL at these foids assuming incels that don't want landwhales want foids that are underweight.
>No Large Labia
Not a single incel has every cared about labia size
>Extremely horny for him, asexual otherwise
Foids once again revealing their whore nature by thinking this is a bad standard to have JFL.

These so called "people" are so retarded they shouldnt even be regarded as human beings.
 
WTF


Meanwhile in sweden
 


>Under 21
Nope don't care
>Wants Marriage and at least 4 kids
Nope marriage is a scam, would only want a kid if i could protect him from the horrors of our society
>Willing to do all the work raising the kids
If you were to stay at home yes otherwise no not a requirement
>Does not speak unless spoken too
Uh no?
>Shares all interests and has now of her own
huh? Obviously it would be nice to share at least some interests
>Willing to tolerate constant psychical and emotional abuse
Why would an incel who is no longer an incel because they are in relationship blow his only chance by abusing the girl that actually loves him (Which of course no girl would love an incel)
>Flawless hygiene and a pussy that smells like roses
Ignoring the fact that most incels including myself would take a smelly girl, Shower you dumb bitch.
>No tattoos and Piercings
Ignoring the fact that i don't give a fuck, isn't this a somewhat reasonable demand that a good chunk of normoids have?
>Not one of the races he thinks are subhuman
Not every incel is a nazicel
>Virgin, but instantly great a sex
Virgin is quite understandable, when has an incel ever said the girl had to be great a sex?
>Sexually Clueless by extremely kinky
No incel has this as a standard
>Never speaks to she's not related too
Outside of work and colleagues, how is this unreasonable? I'm sure these foids wouldn't be confirmable with their dream chad speaking to other girls.
>Underweight but has huge boobs
We the incels of the world take any size of titty, LOL at these foids assuming incels that don't want landwhales want foids that are underweight.
>No Large Labia
Not a single incel has every cared about labia size
>Extremely horny for him, asexual otherwise
Foids once again revealing their whore nature by thinking this is a bad standard to have JFL.

1. Nope. Don’t care as long as she’s reasonably attractive.
2. Nah don’t want kids. Too much work and the world is too shitty to bring them into anyway though sure the thought of breeding a bitch is hot.
3. Well if she wanted the kids it should fall on her to do the grossest tasks like the shitty diaper changings but I would still help in other ways by helping to feed and clothe it were I to have a decent and loving wife etc, etc.
4. Depends on if she has something worth saying and or is funny or not and or has a decent voice and not one that sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
5. Nah, I fully accept that most women even if they genuinely do share some of my likes and hobbies are going to also love stupid and dumb shit as well because such is simply common of females.
6. Let’s be honest here. Most women want emotional and physical abuse. Not love and or romance. Zac Stacy is not the exception but rather the rule for female desire.
7. No. We understand it’s practically impossible to keep your box smelling like febreeze. Just take regular showers or baths and go to the doctor regularly and get any infections under control and dealt with if you expect us to go “deep sea diving” anytime soon.
8. Tattoos are ugly. Thoughts belong in the mind not on the body you dumb bitch. As for piercings? Perfectly fine if restricted to the traditional place on your ears. Anywhere else sure it looks hot but basically means that you’re a slut a.k.a town bike not worthy of marriage and commitment.
9. Not interested in sheboons unless she looks like Stacy Dash in her youthful prime.
10. Meh, just don’t try to micro manage how I fuck you and were good.
11. Nah, the way my mind works is I’m into whatever gets you off so if kink is your thing or vanilla missionary you’ll have to let me know well ahead of time.
12. You don’t need guy friends when there’s literally a billion women out there for you to talk to and spend time with.
13. Nothing wrong with having a preference. This is completely different for nigger men who prefer big booty bitches and could care less about tits.
14. Meh, don’t care.
15. Well duh. I don’t want you lusting after other men you dumb bitch. You can even masturbate all you want so long as it’s to thoughts of me plowing you.
16. How is this not the plain and simple truth?
 
>Does not speak unless spoken too
Uh no?
>Willing to tolerate constant psychical and emotional abuse
Why would an incel who is no longer an incel because they are in relationship blow his only chance by abusing the girl that actually loves him (Which of course no girl would love an incel)
>Not one of the races he thinks are subhuman
Not every incel is a nazicel
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>Under 21
Don't care.

>Wants Marriage and at least 4 kids
I wouldn't want to marry, but I wouldn't mind having kids with the right person.

>Willing to do all the work raising the kids
No, I would want to be a father to my children.

>Does not speak unless spoken too
No.

>Shares all interests and has now of her own
It would be good to have at least a few common interests. Relationships usually work that way.

>Willing to tolerate constant psychical and emotional abuse
No.

>Flawless hygiene and a pussy that smells like roses
Don't care.

>No tattoos and Piercings
Don't care.

>Not one of the races he thinks are subhuman
I'm not a Nazicel. And I would be open to dating any race.

>Virgin, but instantly great a sex
It would be nice, but it's not essential.

>Sexually Clueless by extremely kinky
Don't care.

>Never speaks to she's not related too
Just as long as she isn't cheating on me.

>Underweight but has huge boobs
It would be preferable if my partner had a healthy weight, but it's not a dealbreaker if she doesn't.

>No Large Labia
Don't care.

>Extremely horny for him, asexual otherwise
Yes, it would be nice to have a faithful partner.
 
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Men have high testo and libido
This entire meme is bullshit
 
But i don't want a "kinky" girlfriend, just as i dont want an "experienced" girlfriend. We will gain experience and acquire kinks together. Never understood this made up shit agrument. Looks like an attempt to pile up a lot of bullshit takes to make your point sound more convincing.
 
only standard i have is a no landwhale policy.
 


>Under 21
Don’t care.
>Wants Marriage and at least 4 kids
Passing on my mutted genes? Ok
>Willing to do all the work raising the kids
There are no kids to raise
>Does not speak unless spoken too
????
>Shares all interests and has now of her own
I figured not being a complete mirror of each other was a part of a good relationship. I don’t want to date a clone of me.
>Willing to tolerate constant psychical and emotional abuse
Women love being abused. I don’t know why. Why do you think Rianna still likes that nigger Chris Brown? I don’t have that in me, so I’m never gonna get laid.
>Flawless hygiene and a pussy that smells like roses
I would be off put if your pussy smelled like…anything, really. Besides, I shower daily, I don’t think it’s a massive chore.
>No tattoos and Piercings
I thought that was a meme, do normgroids actually fuss about that shit?
>Not one of the races he thinks are subhuman
Not like I’m going out and harassing black foids for being black. I only want a white girl, I see nothing wrong with that.
>Virgin, but instantly great a sex
I’d prefer a girl who knew how to have sex than a virgin. I don’t know jack shit about sex.
>Sexually Clueless by extremely kinky
What
>Never speaks to she's not related too
She can have guy friends, if she cheats on me I’ll just shoot her and the douche she cheated on me with. If I cheat on her, she’ll shoot me. That’s fair.
>Underweight but has huge boobs
Not a super big concern with me. I don’t really care about the size of your tits.
>No Large Labia
I don’t even know what that is
>Extremely horny for him, asexual otherwise
You can’t sleep with other men while dating a guy already? Cry me a river, whore.
 

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