According to Urban legend

[Martyr]

any incel who chants the words 'Elliot Rodger' three times in front of a mirror at midnight,
will summon the spirit of ER, who will then give them the keys to his nice car, a BMW.

 

[Glucose]

OH MY GOD dont try this guys!!! i did it and the the elliot rogers came and shot me!!

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

i will take your word for it

 

[TheMinimalist]

I love offtopic

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

OH MY GOD dont try this guys!!! i did it and the the elliot rogers came and shot me!!

spooks me

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Wow! I’ll try this tonight

 

[TINMAN]

Screaming "Go ER" three times will instead summon a 8/10 FBI foid to take your virginity by force

 

[Deleted member 19079]

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Inceldom Discussion

brutal for op, ngl

 

[Emba]

OH MY GOD dont try this guys!!! i did it and the the elliot rogers came and shot me!!

Your living proof he needed more range time.

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

I have a nice car, a BMW.

 

[FinnCel]

Heil Elliot Rodger

 

[incel20]

just did it and only got a vanilla latte

 

[Deleted member 19971]

OH MY GOD dont try this guys!!! i did it and the the elliot rogers came and shot me!!

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

This works only in california?

 

[iblamemyself]

It's like Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone. The mirror will tell you to check your pocket - a BMW key will be inside. @SupremeG @needsolution

 

[needsolution]

It's like Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone. The mirror will tell you to check your pocket - a BMW key will be inside. @SupremeG @needsolution

I guess i would see myself with cute gf which doesnt exist

 

[iblamemyself]

I guess i would see myself with cute gf which doesnt exist

Merula?

 

[needsolution]

Merula?

Its reserved for @SupremeG
I was always attracted so much to Hermione especially in Half-Blood Prince, fucking ginger stole her

 

[SupremeG]

Merula?

Its reserved for @SupremeG
I was always attracted so much to Hermione especially in Half-Blood Prince, fucking ginger stole her

In the mirror we will see the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. Most Incels will most likely see a hot gf, HPcels will see a cute witch. @LastGerman will most likely see himself lifting his luxury car with one hand and holding the car keys with the other hand.

 

[iblamemyself]

In the mirror we will see the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. Most Incels will most likely see a hot gf, HPcels will see a cute witch. @LastGerman will most likely see himself lifting his luxury car with one hand and holding the car keys with the other hand.

Last German sees himself winning the formula 1 championship. Best driver in the world, he will never get mogged again.

I'm not even sure what my deepest desire is tbh. Financial freedom perhaps. Or superpowers.

 

[LastGerman]

@LastGerman will most likely see himself lifting his luxury car with one hand and holding the car keys with the other hand.

Mogged by my own reflection.

Last German sees himself winning the formula 1 championship. Best driver in the world, he will never get mogged again.

Perhaps I am able to pull out the ignition key from my pocket just like harry potter did with the Philosopher's Stone.

 

[ionlycopenow]

don't do it it makes mustard gas

 

[needsolution]

In the mirror we will see the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. Most Incels will most likely see a hot gf, HPcels will see a cute witch. @LastGerman will most likely see himself lifting his luxury car with one hand and holding the car keys with the other hand.

I would love to see LastGerman looking at mirror