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According to Urban legend

Martyr

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any incel who chants the words 'Elliot Rodger' three times in front of a mirror at midnight,
will summon the spirit of ER, who will then give them the keys to his nice car, a BMW.
 
OH MY GOD dont try this guys!!! i did it and the the elliot rogers came and shot me!!
 
i will take your word for it
 
I love offtopic
 
Wow! I’ll try this tonight
 
Screaming "Go ER" three times will instead summon a 8/10 FBI foid to take your virginity by force
 
I have a nice car, a BMW.
 
Heil Elliot Rodger
 
just did it and only got a vanilla latte
 
OH MY GOD dont try this guys!!! i did it and the the elliot rogers came and shot me!!
Lee
 
This works only in california? :feelsbadman:
 
It's like Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone. The mirror will tell you to check your pocket - a BMW key will be inside. @SupremeG @needsolution
 
It's like Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone. The mirror will tell you to check your pocket - a BMW key will be inside. @SupremeG @needsolution
I guess i would see myself with cute gf which doesnt exist :cryfeels:
 
Its reserved for @SupremeG
I was always attracted so much to Hermione especially in Half-Blood Prince, fucking ginger stole her
In the mirror we will see the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. Most Incels will most likely see a hot gf, HPcels will see a cute witch. @LastGerman will most likely see himself lifting his luxury car with one hand and holding the car keys with the other hand.
 
In the mirror we will see the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. Most Incels will most likely see a hot gf, HPcels will see a cute witch. @LastGerman will most likely see himself lifting his luxury car with one hand and holding the car keys with the other hand.
Last German sees himself winning the formula 1 championship. Best driver in the world, he will never get mogged again.

I'm not even sure what my deepest desire is tbh. Financial freedom perhaps. Or superpowers.
 
@LastGerman will most likely see himself lifting his luxury car with one hand and holding the car keys with the other hand.

Mogged by my own reflection.

Last German sees himself winning the formula 1 championship. Best driver in the world, he will never get mogged again.

Perhaps I am able to pull out the ignition key from my pocket just like harry potter did with the Philosopher's Stone.
 
don't do it it makes mustard gas
 
In the mirror we will see the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. Most Incels will most likely see a hot gf, HPcels will see a cute witch. @LastGerman will most likely see himself lifting his luxury car with one hand and holding the car keys with the other hand.
I would love to see LastGerman looking at mirror
 

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