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Accidentally Spilled Coffee on a Femoid

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Anyways, this occurred about a week ago during the first week of classes. I was walking into my economic class and when I turned to sit down my bookbag hit a cup a coffee that this femoid had sitting in front of her. It spilled on her and she responded "what the fuck!?" I said sorry, but deep down I was actually quite joyful. Felt that I had accomplished something great that day
 
Yup, you sure did spill coffee on a femoid, and yes, I now know you’re new here.
 
Nice job. But dont apologize next time
 
In front of the whole class?
You should probably say "No big deal. Im sorry hey" with such a tone and intonation to make it clear that you are not. But authority cant punish you, cuz you appologized.
 
I hope it was nice and hot!
 
"""Accidentally""" Was it a vanilla latte?
 
nice bro but next time instead of saying sorry just throw a chair on her face to achieve maxxxthug.
 
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Next time do it on purpose
 
You shouldn't have said sorry, if she did it she wouldn't say sorry to you bro. Propably would accuse you too.....
 
Too bad it didn't horribly burn and disfigured the worthless cunt
 
Should have told her next time it will be acid
 
I bet she doesn't complain when chad is spilling cum in her face and eyes though.
 
elliot rodger actually poured a 300ml coke on the couple, not a vanilla latte
He did both on separate occasions. What OP should do next time is bring a super soaker filled with orange juice to class
 
lol ER much?
Was it vanilla latte at least?
 
Do it again, make sure the coffee is so fucking hot it burns her flesh off.
 

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