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Theory A way to apparently make lots of friends

Hoppipolla

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Be homeless! lol

Why is it that they seem to have so many friends!

Probably not worth the trade-off though :waitwhat:
 
Ok I will become homeless
 
I don't want friends i want coochie
 
Jfl friends can’t compensate for love. I want some pussy
 
well they do seem kinder coming up to me and shit and seem good natured from far away :waitwhat:

but for real you see something in them you don’t encounter in regular people making you question your inner system as fucked up as that sounds. a surface savage yet street tender relay wherein their authenticity or at the very least unembellished humanness scrapes at whimsical kins of menial parkour primordiality or something. the clumsy process required to attempt to survive is depressing and it’s what i see on my walks at times. i babble too much considering i don’t talk in real life
 
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What if they're sexy female friends
if she's homeless then she definitely has like 30 stds minimum

one cough within a 8 mile radius and she'd give you herpes or something :feelsohgod:
 
Sounds legitimatize
 

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