JFL A watched phone never rings (or vibrates)

[WhyMe?]

You know that saying “a watched pot never boils”? That’s how I feel constantly checking my phone to see if my oneitis texted me

Smh my existence is agony. I have no life right about now

 

[Limerencel]

Block her.

 

[LDARBuddah]

I know that feel. Need to start socialmaxx but its against my nature

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Block her.

She's just using you. If she actually wanted sex it would be clear. If you think there is a chance, go for it asap so as to not waste time orbiting like a cuck. If she isn't into it just never talk to her again; youre better off either way.
Better incel than cuck.

 

[LDARBuddah]

She's just using you. If she actually wanted sex it would be clear. If you think there is a chance, go for it asap so as to not waste time orbiting like a cuck. If she isn't into it just never talk to her again; youre better off either way.
Better incel than cuck.

This is close one imo. Betabuxxin man is prolly more happy than incel

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

OP is so High IQ he invented the Schrödinger phone.

 

[Deleted member 6657]

This is close one imo. Betabuxxin man is prolly more happy than incel

Betabux, Chad fucks. Might as well pay a prostitute and get a better deal.

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

When my phone vibrates, I sigh because it's usually just my mother texting me. At any rate, my oneitis, back when I had one, would never have given me her number.

 

[acnescarcel]

throw phone in water