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A stripper tried to finesse me

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I went to a strip club with my friend and I decided to get a lap dance from one of the girls there. We go to the back and she tells me it's going to be like 25 per song. I said I wanted 2 songs and she said ok. So she started dancing, doing her thing, and after a while of this I think to myself, " wait, how long has it been since she started dancing? I asked her what the price was and she said one hundred something, like 150. I was like "wtf!" She didn't tell me the dances were over, she just kept going, and the music is just of bunch of remixed songs that don't have a hard transition so they sound alike to trick you into thinking less time has passed by. Needless to say I was livid, so i went to talk to the manager and started yelling saying that that girl was trying to scam me and that I'll never come back if I have to pay that shit. He said he was going to look at the footage. I went back to where my friend was. After a while the manager passed by me and didn't say a thing, I guess he must've just let it go. The stripper looked at me with sad eyes. Then she went to where I was and asked me if I had calmed down and that I seemed drunk (I wasn't) and that she was going to give me a $20 discount on the dances she gave me, so it was going to be like 130 total. I was like I'm not giving you anything. My friend and I stayed there for a bit more then left. So in the end I got a few lapdances for free.
 
I went to a strip club with my friend and I decided to get a lap dance from one of the girls there. We go to the back and she tells me it's going to be like 25 per song. I said I wanted 2 songs and she said ok. So she started dancing, doing her thing, and after a while of this I think to myself, " wait, how long has it been since she started dancing? I asked her what the price was and she said one hundred something, like 150. I was like "wtf!" She didn't tell me the dances were over, she just kept going, and the music is just of bunch of remixed songs that don't have a hard transition so they sound alike to trick you into thinking less time has passed by. Needless to say I was livid, so i went to talk to the manager and started yelling saying that that girl was trying to scam me and that I'll never come back if I have to pay that shit. He said he was going to look at the footage. I went back to where my friend was. After a while the manager passed by me and didn't say a thing, I guess he must've just let it go. The stripper looked at me with sad eyes. Then she went to where I was and asked me if I had calmed down and that I seemed drunk (I wasn't) and that she was going to give me a $20 discount on the dances she gave me, so it was going to be like 130 total. I was like I'm not giving you anything. My friend and I stayed there for a bit more then left. So in the end I got a few lapdances for free.
The funny thing is even if she did let you know that the time was up you still got finessed, because PAYING FOR A FUCKING STRIP DANCE IS BEING FINESSED PERIOD.

For $50 you could get your dick sucked, but instead you were ok with paying $50 TO GET COCK TEASED :feelskek:

I will never understand guys like you. I had my friend take me to a brothel when he was talking about strip clubs, that's just common sense, why would you go spend money TO NOT FUCK. You could have stayed home and jerked off for free at that point.


Imagine if there was a restaurant where you spend money to smell and look at the food, which makes your mouth water and stomach burn, but you don't get to eat any of the food. You also spend more money than you would if you had went to a regular restaurant and paid for the food.

WOULD YOU GO TO THAT RESTAURANT?
 
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Imagine if there was a restaurant where you spend money to smell and look at the food, which makes your mouth water and stomach burn, but you don't get to eat any of the food. You also spend more money that you would if you had went to a regular restaurant and paid for the food.
:feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
Based that you didn’t cave in to the whore’s demands
 
Based that you didn’t cave in to the whore’s demands
There's nothing based about paying a woman to cock tease you and then not fuck you. I would have tried to negotiate some kind of deal on the side, and if she says she can't do it I'd pass. But I'm not paying for a fucking dance, that's retarded.
 
"wtf!" She didn't tell me the dances were over, she just kept going"

Same happened to me on phone sex line. Don't call the whores, they will erase your entire savings!

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I went to a strip club with my friend and I decided to get a lap dance from one of the girls there. We go to the back and she tells me it's going to be like 25 per song. I said I wanted 2 songs and she said ok.
Same happened to me on phone sex line. Don't call the whores, they will erase your entire savings!
:feelswhat:

@a means to an end
What is going on with this forum dude. In the earlier days nobody would dare post anything this pathetic. These guys are literally paying TO NOT FUCK and treating this like it's something normal.

These are the cucks that pay for OnlyFans subscriptions :feelsUgh:.
 
:feelswhat:

@a means to an end
What is going on with this forum dude. In the earlier days nobody would dare post anything this pathetic. These guys are literally paying TO NOT FUCK and treating this like it's something normal.

These are the cucks that pay for OnlyFans subscriptions :feelsUgh:.
Give it a few months and you’re going to see dude, showing you their only fans subscriptions.

And when you call them out on it , they’ll say “ leave me alone that’s my way to cope”

Tbh , if Op and the other guy are using escort and sometimes they do shit like strip club or sex phone ( how is this a thing:feelskek:)
Then I can say ok , would never do it for myself but ok.

But if you guy are not using escort, and blow your money on striptease and sex call
You’re the lowest form of organism for me:feelswhat:
 
I'm not paying for a fucking dance, that's retarded.
it's retarded to pay shit like 25 bucks per song (5 minute song, you're paying her 5 dollars a minute, 60 dollars an hour? this is not a high-skill occupation) but if she wants a shiny nickel to grind my dick for 5 minutes and I'm only paying her 1-penny-per-minute IMO that would be okay and not cucked

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a beaver for her cameltoe

foids should not be getting paid anywhere near minimum wage to give a lapdance - they are already earning an hourly sallery just by being presenti n the club, these are just tips/extra to supplement their income so it should be paltry change
 
Tbh , if Op and the other guy are using escort and sometimes they do shit like strip club or sex phone ( how is this a thing:feelskek:)
Then I can say ok , would never do it for myself but ok.
Nah I wouldn't give anybody a pass under any circumstances because it's literally a waste of money.

Take the analogy I just gave:
Imagine if there was a restaurant where you spend money to smell and look at the food, which makes your mouth water and stomach burn, but you don't get to eat any of the food. You also spend more money than you would if you had went to a regular restaurant and paid for the food.

WOULD YOU GO TO THAT RESTAURANT?
If someone ate at regular restaurants sometimes and then they sometimes went to the place like I described here, I'd still call them retarded lol.

There is no excuse anyone can give for this to make sense. You are literally paying for someone to make you sexually frustrated. It's like some kind of cuckold fetish thing.
 
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It's like some kind of cuckold fetish thing.
You found the answer on your own :feelskek:

Because it’s that.

It’s a waste of your time to understand men who do that shit , they don’t think like us.


If it was us We would pay an escort to dance and when we’re horny enough , we’d jump on her.

I have a personal theory , I think it’s an ego thing :

Strip club is designed to give you a chad experience, women try to seduce you by dancing and grinding against you.

To give you the illusion that you are a successful attractive man and the girl is the one doing all the seducing process .

Same shit with the sex phone : girl is talking dirty on phone to chad
 
this is not a high-skill occupation
but if she wants a shiny nickel to grind my dick for 5 minutes and I'm only paying her 1-penny-per-minute IMO that would be okay and not cucked
Your cuck mindset is making you use mental gymnastics to come up with ridiculous excuses. The effort she's putting in doesn't matter, her skill level doesn't matter, the occupation level doesn't matter, if she gave you a compliment and a "nice warm hug" as a bonus that still would not matter.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY PAYING A WOMAN TO NOT FUCK YOU.

YOU ARE PAYING HER TO PURPOSEFULLY AROUSE YOU AND THEN
NOT FUCK YOU.

SO LONG AS THE PAID ENGAGEMENT ENDS WITH YOU NOT FUCKING HER
YOU CUCKED YOURSELF.

This is what I find so ironic about incels who are willing to pay for dates (gambling for sex), but are unwilling to pay for sex (buying sex).
 
Your cuck mindset is making you use mental gymnastics to come up with ridiculous excuses.
There is no such thing as a 'cuck mindset'. We have a term already for those vulnerable to deception : gullible.

The effort she's putting in doesn't matter, her skill level doesn't matter, the occupation level doesn't matter, if she gave you a compliment and a "nice warm hug" as a bonus that still would not matter.
WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY PAYING A WOMAN TO NOT FUCK YOU.
Incorrect. She is already "not fucking me" for free. Paying a woman not to fuck you is what Chad does because otherwise women would be constantly fucking him and he'd have no time to sleep.

I think you mean to phrase this "paying a woman for a service other than prostitution" ?

YOU ARE PAYING HER TO PURPOSEFULLY AROUSE YOU AND THEN NOT FUCK YOU.
Incorrect - I would only be paying her to arouse me.
She is not required to "not fuck" me - she is free to do that if she chooses.

Sort of like if I pay a female cashier at the grocery, I am not paying her to fuck me - but I am not paying her to "not fuck" me.

SO LONG AS THE PAID ENGAGEMENT ENDS WITH YOU NOT FUCKING HER YOU CUCKED YOURSELF.
BPP that's not what cucked means, cucked is when you pay for something you think you will get but then you don't get it.
IE if you pay a whore for sex and then she doesn't give the sex, you got fooled/cucked
This is what it means when you pay your wife for sex+fidelity and she cheats on you, that's what cuckoldry is.

This is what I find so ironic about incels who are willing to pay for dates (gambling for sex), but are unwilling to pay for sex (buying sex).
It's all a matter of the pricetag to me.

If sex cost 1 dollar and a lapdance cost 1 dollar obviously I would take the sex.

The question here is when there is a huge gap in the prices (lapdance more affordable than sex) whether the price of the lapdance is reasonable.

I don't mind the idea of paying to be aroused in some kind of unique and memorable way, but I don't like the idea of paying a lot of money for it.

Basically for entertainment value a bit of pocket change for it is fine.

IE if I had a copper penny worth 1 cent and foid offered to flash her panties at me or show me a nipple in exchange for that penny, I would do it.

IMO that's not SIMPing because such a meager exchange of negligible value is insignificant, so I would not feel exploited.

The difference between me and the biddies throwing 100s at foids to dance on OnlyFans IMO is a matter of severity. I'm willing to pay reasonable prices for a foid's value while the OnlyFans cucks are SIMPs with an inflated sense of foid value who pay exorbitant amounts.
 
There is no such thing as a 'cuck mindset'. We have a term already for those vulnerable to deception : gullible.


Incorrect. She is already "not fucking me" for free. Paying a woman not to fuck you is what Chad does because otherwise women would be constantly fucking him and he'd have no time to sleep.

I think you mean to phrase this "paying a woman for a service other than prostitution" ?


Incorrect - I would only be paying her to arouse me.
She is not required to "not fuck" me - she is free to do that if she chooses.

Sort of like if I pay a female cashier at the grocery, I am not paying her to fuck me - but I am not paying her to "not fuck" me.


BPP that's not what cucked means, cucked is when you pay for something you think you will get but then you don't get it.
IE if you pay a whore for sex and then she doesn't give the sex, you got fooled/cucked
This is what it means when you pay your wife for sex+fidelity and she cheats on you, that's what cuckoldry is.


It's all a matter of the pricetag to me.

If sex cost 1 dollar and a lapdance cost 1 dollar obviously I would take the sex.

The question here is when there is a huge gap in the prices (lapdance more affordable than sex) whether the price of the lapdance is reasonable.

I don't mind the idea of paying to be aroused in some kind of unique and memorable way, but I don't like the idea of paying a lot of money for it.

Basically for entertainment value a bit of pocket change for it is fine.

IE if I had a copper penny worth 1 cent and foid offered to flash her panties at me or show me a nipple in exchange for that penny, I would do it.

IMO that's not SIMPing because such a meager exchange of negligible value is insignificant, so I would not feel exploited.

The difference between me and the biddies throwing 100s at foids to dance on OnlyFans IMO is a matter of severity. I'm willing to pay reasonable prices for a foid's value while the OnlyFans cucks are SIMPs with an inflated sense of foid value who pay exorbitant amounts.
That's some high grade copium bro. Lemme have some:smonk::smonk:
 
why would you pay a toilet to dance for you
 
Imagine going to strip clubs instead of escortceling

If this isn’t low iq I don’t know what is:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: for that money you can get HAREM in SEA/South america but here you are cucked by stacy stripper and her thugmaxxed rich pimp:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: You can’t make this up, literal comedy:society::society::society::society::society::society:
I went to the strip club with my friend because he wanted to go. I hadn't gone out of the house in a while so I decided to go with him. I wasn't going to invite him to a massage place with me, that would be weird; he's a normie. I visit ladies on my own time (in GTA V).
 
Your friend sounds like someone who bought bitcoin @ 69k and believes in :bluepill::soy:pua nonsense

He definitely got a blissful life by being the dictionary definition for “low iq retard”, i wish i was as stupid as these normies:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
He is definitely bluepilled. He actually grabbed the stripper after I told her I wasn't giving her shit and was telling her "baby come here, don't bother with him." I told him, "dude, you're a fucking simp!"
At least he gets way more pussy than me. He's had lots of gfs and even been married before.
 

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