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Serious A story I forgot to tell you guys...I ejaculated while writing my exam...

BlackCel_from_ZA

BlackCel_from_ZA

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For context, I've beat my meat less than 5-7 times in 2024(I was addicted since grade 6, I've been going to escorts jfl).

So I went to write my main test at school, I get anxiety when writing exams and I had forgot to take my anxiety medication prior to the test. When I looked at the fucking test, I saw the question and knew that it was gonna be hard as shit. At that time, my palms were fucking sweating, my leg shaking and for some odd reason I just came, no lie like I ejaculated because I was nervous. It wasn't even the first time this had happened, it happened when I was doing my first year of uni(I had forgot about this experience as well) I forgot the details but I know it was during a test jfl. I had been cooming alot during my first year of uni so I don't think cooming is the problem

Has this happened to any of my brocel? I tried checking on google to see whats up, but there just generic information, no actual studies or anything
 
Is it night time for burgerland residents? Why is it soo empty
 
Oh and as soon as I coomed, it felt sooo good ngl
 
damn your anxiety must be intense, do you get frequent wetdreams too?
 
damn your anxiety must be intense, do you get frequent wetdreams too?
I used to coom soo much before 2024(almost everyday) so I only had wetdreams when I tried attempting nofap(which last 2 weeks at most).
 
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What anxiety meds do you take bro
 
What anxiety meds do you take bro
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It's an over the shelter drug. Idk if they have it oversees though
 
Ive never even had a wet dream in my life (thank god). Been trying to abstain from porn as it just makes me angry and depressed. Sometimes I gotta bust just to get rid of the pressure built up after weeks of not busting - without porn though. I am beginning to hate porn and I like that fact. I'm too afraid to cut off my balls but it would be nice so I could get rid of my desires for sex. :feelsrope:
 
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Ive never even had a wet dream in my life (thank god). Been trying to abstain from porn and as it just makes me angry and depressed. Sometimes I gotta bust just to get rid of the pressure built up after weeks of not busting without porn though. I am beginning to hate porn and I like that fact. I'm too afraid to cut off my balls but it would be nice so I could get rid of my desires for sex. :feelsrope:
Did you used to coom as well? I got my first wet dream when i was like 19-20 because I use to coom soo much(started when I was around 12). Escortmaxxing really helped me stop cooming ngl.
 
Yeah I used to coom a lot. I'm 31 now and try not to even bother anymore. Never been to an escort, is it worth it?
 
I use to coom soo much(started when I was around 12). Escortmaxxing really helped me stop cooming ngl.
@incelerated this is proof the ONLY way to ever stop cooming is to have sex
 
Yeah I used to coom a lot. I'm 31 now and try not to even bother anymore. Never been to an escort, is it worth it?
Yeah, I'd recommend it, if you're moneymaxxed you can escortmaxx until you die. It won't solve inceldom but it will solve a lot of the symptoms of incels(cooming, and watching porn).
 
For context, I've beat my meat less than 5-7 times in 2024(I was addicted since grade 6, I've been going to escorts jfl).

So I went to write my main test at school, I get anxiety when writing exams and I had forgot to take my anxiety medication prior to the test. When I looked at the fucking test, I saw the question and knew that it was gonna be hard as shit. At that time, my palms were fucking sweating, my leg shaking and for some odd reason I just came, no lie like I ejaculated because I was nervous. It wasn't even the first time this had happened, it happened when I was doing my first year of uni(I had forgot about this experience as well) I forgot the details but I know it was during a test jfl. I had been cooming alot during my first year of uni so I don't think cooming is the problem

Has this happened to any of my brocel? I tried checking on google to see whats up, but there just generic information, no actual studies or anything
I forgot to add I was even hard jfl, I literally just coomed from the anxiety
 
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So if I stop jerking off twice a day, this might happen to me as well:ha..feels:?
 
Has this happened to any of my brocel? I tried checking on google to see whats up, but there just generic information, no actual studies or anything
Of course. Happens to me quite often. I don't even really get an erection beforehand. I think it might be because the brain realizes that stress levels are high and it tries to calm down by ejaculating?
 
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Of course. Happens to me quite often. I don't even really get an erection beforehand. I think it might be because the brain realizes that stress levels are high and it tries to calm down by ejaculating?
Damn how often? It's only happened twice for me. Yeah maybe, have you been cooming most of your life as well?
 
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I highly doubt, I don't have body hair, no beard or mustache, no armpit hear. It's soo over ngl, I may have the lowest T levels on the forum
 
Damn how often? It's only happened twice for me.
It has maybe happened like 20 times in total? I'm not too sure, I haven't counted.
Yeah maybe, have you been cooming most of your life as well?
Actually, I don't really beat off anymore. I don't think I have done it since I was like fifteen. That's because I discovered the ability to have a hands-free orgasm. What I would do when I was younger, is that I would wait until night time when everyone was asleep, then I would pull up either rule34 or 4chan on my phone, and I would simply lie there while imagining myself as the guys in the video.

Usually it was mating press stuff since that's my favorite position, I would imagine that it was me that was unloading into the cute anime girl, and eventually I got so good at this that I would be able to ejaculate from just imagining the situation. I ended up having amazing control of my pelvis muscles so I can basically do it on command now.

Then I made a contact to never masturbate again (don't ask) and so I stopped. However, still to this day, I think that my pelvis area is still super strong so it doesn't need a lot of contact in order to let loose, so that's probably why it happens so frequently with me. I think I'm an evolved species of human, and if I were to somehow have a child, my child would also have this trait (not a foid daughter hopefully).
 
It has maybe happened like 20 times in total? I'm not too sure, I haven't counted.
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Actually, I don't really beat off anymore. I don't think I have done it since I was like fifteen. That's because I discovered the ability to have a hands-free orgasm. What I would do when I was younger, is that I would wait until night time when everyone was asleep, then I would pull up either rule34 or 4chan on my phone, and I would simply lie there while imagining myself as the guys in the video.

Usually it was mating press stuff since that's my favorite position, I would imagine that it was me that was unloading into the cute anime girl, and eventually I got so good at this that I would be able to ejaculate from just imagining the situation. I ended up having amazing control of my pelvis muscles so I can basically do it on command now.

Then I made a contact to never masturbate again (don't ask) and so I stopped. However, still to this day, I think that my pelvis area is still super strong so it doesn't need a lot of contact in order to let loose, so that's probably why it happens so frequently with me. I think I'm an evolved species of human, and if I were to somehow have a child, my child would also have this trait (not a foid daughter hopefully).
Damn, never did any of that stuff tbh. I just coomed non-stop until I started escortmaxxing and now I coom when I'm ubber anxious jfl. I want to get my pelvic muscles strong as well
 
I want to get my pelvic muscles strong as well
You have to start going through an intense training-regiment. I'm an expert in this type of stuff, so I know what I'm talking about. If you want to be just like me, you're going to have to start with using your spare time to lift. Just like with muscles in your arms or legs, it's equally as important for your pelvis.

Take a piece of paper, put it on your penis, and just lift it up and down without touching it with your hand. Make the objects heavier over time. Optional, but you can also take a coin and try and practice balancing alongside lifting. Make sure to place some books on your head as well to maximize efficiency.

Also, when you have the chance, like if you're in the shower for instance, make sure to practice your pelvic thrusts. Take a deep breath and then thrust in an air-hump with power. Make sure that it's powerful, quality beats quantity.

If you do all of this for like 2-3 months, you'll start noticing results and you'll be able to basically telekinetically beat off whenever you'd like. You can literally do it through your clothes, which makes it EXTREMELY convenient to jack off even in public.

Oh yeah, and make sure to imagine the plapping sounds in your imagination, it makes it 10x easier to get to your climax.
 
You have to start going through an intense training-regiment. I'm an expert in this type of stuff, so I know what I'm talking about. If you want to be just like me, you're going to have to start with using your spare time to lift. Just like with muscles in your arms or legs, it's equally as important for your pelvis.

Take a piece of paper, put it on your penis, and just lift it up and down without touching it with your hand. Make the objects heavier over time. Optional, but you can also take a coin and try and practice balancing alongside lifting. Make sure to place some books on your head as well to maximize efficiency.

Also, when you have the chance, like if you're in the shower for instance, make sure to practice your pelvic thrusts. Take a deep breath and then thrust in an air-hump with power. Make sure that it's powerful, quality beats quantity.

If you do all of this for like 2-3 months, you'll start noticing results and you'll be able to basically telekinetically beat off whenever you'd like. You can literally do it through your clothes, which makes it EXTREMELY convenient to jack off even in public.

Oh yeah, and make sure to imagine the plapping sounds in your imagination, it makes it 10x easier to get to your climax.
Geez mang, you need a PHD in fapping without out your hands :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:

On a serious note, should I be hard when putting a piece of paper or coin or should I be limp? I'm tryna be like you ma boi.
 
Geez mang, you need a PHD in fapping without out your hands :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:

On a serious note, should I be hard when putting a piece of paper or coin or should I be limp? I'm tryna be like you ma boi.
You're definitely going to have to be hard to do it at the beginning. You won't have enough control if you're trying to do it flaccid. When you're hard, it's far easier to visualize the movements and momentum that you'll need. It's also far easier to pull off if you're hard, since you have more control over your muscles due to the blood flow.

Optional, but if you want to train even further, cut a hole in your mattress, and make sure to stick your erect penis there every night. While drifting to sleep, imagine the soft, tender part of the mattress cushion being tight, warm, and wet. This will help train your body to understand how to visualize the feeling of a vagina without actually needing moving stimulation (AKA your hand).

If you're still struggling, no worries. Some people pick it up faster than others. If you're at that point, then utilize that hole in the mattress. Pull up your phone and put on some sort of porn, whatever you want. Then, hump away at the mattress while watching the porn. This is to train your body to get off without using your hands. Make SURE to get to the point of climax, if you're worried about clean-up and you don't want to just finish inside the mattress, take a latex glove, and tape it to the surface of the mattress while pushing it inside, you can then thrust and pull it out when you're done.

Eventually, stop doing it with porn, and then do it with just your imagination, then, stop moving altogether, and just imagine that you're moving while you feel the warmness and cushion.

If you get to that point, you can then start training to finally do it without any stimulation whatsoever. Just lie down in a comfortable position and imagine yourself PLAP PLAP PLAPing away at some foid. It can be consensual or rape, it doesn't matter. When I imagined it, it was random foids that turned me on, and I would imagine breaking into their house and raping them in front of their tied up family.

Eventually, you will master it, and you can then do it whenever and wherever you want.
 
Genuinely what the fuck haha, found this thread in the similar threads section, never heard of someone cooming this way


You can literally do it through your clothes, which makes it EXTREMELY convenient to jack off even in public.
How is that? Is it good? I reckon it could be amazing, like jacking off to creepshots in real life.
 

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