Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

JFL A soyjak character bio I wrote long ago

thespanishcel

thespanishcel

Overlord
★★★★★
Joined
May 13, 2018
Posts
9,355
I was going through some old files and found this :feelskek: It was for a Sims 4 roleplay of the average cuck redditor. I remember he also had a noodle wife and a mixed daughter that wasn't his biological daughter since he's a cuck:

"David Soyjak: The main character of our story. He works as a cybersecurity engineer for an important tech company 2 hours away from his beautiful house in Oasis Springs, Arizona. He was born in Seattle but did his undergraduate studies at Towson University (Baltimore) and his masters at the MIT thanks to his daddy’s connections and money (he’s a rich doctor). Also, despite being socially clueless and awkward, he did quite well in class so he could enter the prestigious university. It was during this time that he met Soo-Yun and they started dating, and finally married. Shortly after the moved to Arizona as David got a job there again thanks to his father’s connections. His good salary combined with his wife’s salary (though David spends much more of his personal income than his SO) allow him to pay for the expensive house mortgage.

David is very liberal (a registered democrat) and doesn’t like the political climate of his town at all, given that they have always voted Republican so he usually makes condescending and classist comments when his neighbors aren’t listening. He likes to mock their religious beliefs as he’s a militant atheist who loves science. He campaigned to ban fracking despite his house gets energy thanks to fracking. He has the typical soyjak hobbies such as playing videogames, tabletop/roleplaying games, watching Star Wars and capeshit movies, etc. He’s also a Premium Reddit user and moderates two subs there, one of which is a NSFW sub about Jar Jar Binks. For his childish obsessions, Soo-Yun is very ashamed of him.

Due to David’s weak personality and lack of self-esteem, he’s constantly used by Soo-Yun to do the house chores (such as cleaning, gardening, buying groceries, etc.) or to buy her new clothes and jewels. David aknowledges that he’s in a subordinate position to his wife but he actually likes it given that he’s a literal cuckold: Her wife has a black lover that gives her good ol lovin’ while David watches or if he’s lazy he goes playing videogames or watching movies to his Star Wars themed mancave, whose he’s very proud of."

Maybe I should also write the wife's bio :lul:
 
Literally David:
Ipld40971xs21
 
I want to beat the shit out of him (in The Sims 4)
 

Similar threads

Clavicus Vile
Replies
9
Views
353
Hoppipolla
Hoppipolla
Lazyandtalentless
Replies
2
Views
227
JKlancecaster069
JKlancecaster069
Wimpycel
Replies
25
Views
693
AtrociousCitizen
AtrociousCitizen
Lazyandtalentless
Replies
10
Views
541
blackpillednigga
blackpillednigga
Friezacel
Replies
10
Views
631
KingOfInceldia
KingOfInceldia

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top