
Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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I was simply walking, and this sheboon coming out of a trail starts walking not too far away. She then asks me if I have 50 cent. Like the autist I am I say “uhm no” in a meek voice.
And she says “don’t worry about it” in a disappointed tone, then when she got a little bit further away. I heard her say “why do you look so mean?”.
And I know she was talking about me because she wasn’t holding a phone and didn’t have any headphones, plus there was no one else nearby.
I was so confused. But that wasn’t even the weirdest thing that happened yesterday funnily enough.
But if that sheboon would’ve offered to bounce that big ass on my dick for me I would’ve given her that 50 cent
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And she says “don’t worry about it” in a disappointed tone, then when she got a little bit further away. I heard her say “why do you look so mean?”.
And I know she was talking about me because she wasn’t holding a phone and didn’t have any headphones, plus there was no one else nearby.
I was so confused. But that wasn’t even the weirdest thing that happened yesterday funnily enough.
But if that sheboon would’ve offered to bounce that big ass on my dick for me I would’ve given her that 50 cent