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A realistic way to escape inceldom

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1.Hire a hooker/escort. Practice kissing, hugging and PDA in general with her. You will need 1 hour max. to get the hang of it

2.Go to a swinger's club

3.Assuming you did enough practice with her, the couples there will be convinced you two are a couple as well

4.Having a gf increases your perceived attractiveness so one of the women there will agree to fuck you

5.You lose your virginity to a non paid female who you tricked into being attracted to you

Someone has to try this. I'm really curious to see the results. I would do it myself but I'm too disgusted by hookers.
 
incelman said:
1.Hire a hooker/escort. Practice kissing, hugging and PDA in general with her

2.Go to a swinger's club

3.Assuming you did enough practice with her, the couples there will be convinced you two are a couple as well

4.Having a gf increases your perceived attractiveness so one of the women there will agree to fuck you

5.You lose your virginity to a non paid female who you tricked into being attracted to you

Someone has to try this. I'm really curious to see the results. I would do it myself but I'm too disgusted by hookers.

You'd have to be a literal Bill Gates to afford keeping an escort around for not only practicing shit (which takes time) but for trying out different swinger clubs too. Also you'd have to make sure she doesn't bail or tell the truth to everyone there.
 
not going to happen
 
VLÖ said:
You'd have to be a literal Bill Gates to afford keeping an escort around for not only practicing shit (which takes time) but for trying out different swinger clubs too. Also you'd have to make sure she doesn't bail or tell the truth to everyone there.

You can practice kissing for 1 hour and waste another hour in swinger's clubs. A few minutes of making out is enough to get the hang of it.


nausea said:
not going to happen

Why's that?
 
Take me off your ignore list you cuck.
 
incelman said:
1.Hire a hooker/escort. Practice kissing, hugging and PDA in general with her

2.Go to a swinger's club

3.Assuming you did enough practice with her, the couples there will be convinced you two are a couple as well

4.Having a gf increases your perceived attractiveness so one of the women there will agree to fuck you

5.You lose your virginity to a non paid female who you tricked into being attracted to you

Someone has to try this. I'm really curious to see the results. I would do it myself but I'm too disgusted by hookers.

Dude stop with your retarded theories you are the biggest copecel on here.
 
nausea said:
degeneracy

Sex is degenerate anyway.


quazz said:
Dude stop with your retarded theories you are the biggest copecel on here.

That is not an arguement,
 
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