A random guy just asked me if I have ever had a gf

[Dekim]

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

He's probably unaware and assumes every guy has a gf.

 

[Dekim]

He's probably unaware and assumes every guy has a gf.

He didn't ask if I have a go right now, he asked IF IVE EVER HAD ONE.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

He's probably unaware and assumes every guy has a gf.

He didn't ask if I have a go right now, he asked IF IVE EVER HAD ONE.

Yeah, that seems suicide fuel inducing.

It makes you feel worse, not having the experience, or being expected to have had a gf.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I just tell them

No I never tried (which is true)

 

[whogivesafucc]

I just tell them
No I never tried (which is true)

same

which is then followed by the obligatory "it'll happen bro don't worry" (just lol)

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I know that feel... just LOL at the idea of somebody liking us romantically.

 

[QuantumDummy]

I remember doing community service and this one black dude asked me if I was a virigin. I asked him if he thought it was because I was ugly, and he said no, he knew plenty of ugly dudes that got pussy. I didn't really know what to make of it all.

 

[A Good Friend]

I get that a lot. I had a stripper freak out because she got glitter all over me and she didn't want me to get in trouble with my "girlfriend."

 

[KyloRen]

I get that a lot. I had a stripper freak out because she got glitter all over me and she didn't want me to get in trouble with my "girlfriend."

Fuckin' kek, man.

Why'd they use glitter, anyway? Sex appeal?

 

[A Good Friend]

I get that a lot. I had a stripper freak out because she got glitter all over me and she didn't want me to get in trouble with my "girlfriend."

Fuckin' kek, man.
Why'd they use glitter, anyway? Sex appeal?

That, or it makes them easier to find in gutters

 

[InebriatedIrish]

I rarely get asked if I have a GF, but my response is always “Do I look like a guy who has a girlfriend?”

Usually, they go quiet afterwards.

 

[Dekim]

I rarely get asked if I have a GF, but my response is always “Do I look like a guy who has a girlfriend?”

Usually, they go quiet afterwards.

I may use that one in future.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Go ahead. I can’t copyright/trademark words.

 

[Rójj]

Slit their throat ear to ear

 

[Dekim]

Go ahead. I can’t copyright/trademark words.

Well we slavs are good at pirating stuff anyway. 

 

[KyloRen]

That, or it makes them easier to find in gutters

Kek.

I love me some black humor.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

fkn sui fuel its worse if u get singled out in a group.