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Brutal A noodlewhore prostitute gave me HPV warts

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During my first SEA sexpedition in Cambodia, a cheap noodlewhore bar girl prostitute gifted me with genitals warts.

They were all at the base of my dick, it was very disgusting. I ended up seeing an urologist in Phnom Penh.
He spoke little english and looked more like a tuktuk driver than an actual doctor.

He looked at it and said: I can destroy with electricity.
I told him NO WAY.

As I was preparing to leave, he finally said: we can also destroy with cream.

I was expecting him to give me some REAL MEDICINE, in a nice package, with detailed instructions on how to use it.

Instead, after slipping him 30 dollars he came back with an unlabelled tube containing a disgusting dark substance.
He made signs and told me to only put very little on the warts, and this for 3 days, then I was supposed to be healed.

I did so, first day nothing, second day nothing, last day I went all in with the rest of the tube, my dick turned completely red, and I got blisters everywhere, it was itching like crazy, at the peak I thought I would have to get an amputation

It took me 3 weeks to recover, but, the jungle doctor was right, the warts were gone.
The substance he gave me is called podophyllin, and is ILLEGAL in most countries because of its dangerosity.
 
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Pussy ain't worth all that.
 
Use protection, retardcel.
 
this is why when i'm SEA you stick to ladyboys instead
 
least retard seamaxxer
 
this is why i stopped escortmaxxing because i think if I keep this up long enough i'm gonna catch something even with protection.

save money anyways.
 
During my first SEA sexpedition in Cambodia, a cheap noodlewhore bar girl prostitute gifted me with genitals warts.

They were all at the base of my dick, it was very disgusting. I ended up seeing an urologist in Phnom Penh.
He spoke little english and looked more like a tuktuk driver than an actual doctor.

He looked at it and said: I can destroy with electricity.
I told him NO WAY.

As I was preparing to leave, he finally said: we can also destroy with cream.

I was expecting him to give me some REAL MEDICINE, in a nice package, with detailed instructions on how to use it.

Instead, after slipping him 30 dollars he came back with an unlabelled tube containing a disgusting dark substance.
He made signs and told me to only put very little on the warts, and this for 3 days, then I was supposed to be healed.

I did so, first day nothing, second day nothing, last day I went all in with the rest of the tube, my dick turned completely red, and I got blisters everywhere, it was itching like crazy, at the peak I thought I would have to get an amputation

It took me 3 weeks to recover, but, the jungle doctor was right, the warts were gone.
The substance he gave me is called podophyllin, and is ILLEGAL in most countries because of its dangerosity.
This shit right here is why I'm afraid of escortmaxxing
 
wtf?!
is the guy who you went to a doctor or a fucking pycho? it's not worth it if you're gonna end up getting your dick fried with electricity. better stay virgin or just use some sex toy
 

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