Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

A moment of silence for catcels

Caterpillar

Caterpillar

Cave dweller
-
Joined
Nov 14, 2018
Posts
106
I just realized that my cat is a male. And he's like a prisoner. My mother doesn't allow him to leave the house. So he can't meet girls. He doesn't have access to porn. And he can't jerk off because he doesn't have thumbs. That must be torture for him. I searched for cat vagina pictures on google images and showed them to him. And he got this funny look on his face.
 
let him run game in the neighborhood park
 
It’s time for both of you to ascend together.
 
Step 1: Buy lady cat plushie.

Step 2: Play these for your cat.







Voila, your cat can sexdollcel like @FrustratedWhiteMale .
 
My male cat had three cats he played with outside the neighboorhood, and whenever I let him out there was this white fluffy one who’d wait for him
 
My male cat had three cats he played with outside the neighboorhood, and whenever I let him out there was this white fluffy one who’d wait for him
Damn I wish I was a cat now
 
My male cat had three cats he played with outside the neighboorhood, and whenever I let him out there was this white fluffy one who’d wait for him
Damn br0 brutal catpill
 
1280px-Cats_having_sex_in_Israel.jpg
cuck cat

cuck cat
 
meanwhile outdoor chads and stray tyrones are currently slaying pussy

over for indoor soyboy catcels
 
An incel parrot that I helped caring died this year. I imagine it was male by feathers.
 
My cat is an incel too. I keep him away from female cats tbh.

Not allowing myself to get outdone by my cat. That would be literal [SuicideFuel]
 
I searched for cat vagina pictures on google images and showed them to him. And he got this funny look on his face.
I just searched “cat pussy” out of curiosity and got pictures of a foid getting her vagina licked by a cat.

Brutal surprise catpill.
 
My cat is a hench Tyrone but doesn't want pussy and is totally cucked, it should be like this IRL.
 
My male cat had three cats he played with outside the neighboorhood, and whenever I let him out there was this white fluffy one who’d wait for him
Just be a cat bro0o0o0
 
Why did caterpillar get banned? I like his posts.
 
One of my cats was neutered, and my other doesn't go outside. JFL.
 
My cat still has his balls and gets to live outside on a big farm like plot. He has a chad life. The female cat however slaps him quite a lot, but they still like each other I guess. They're walking together whenever I see them.

I hate how humans try to change a pet's life in a very unnatural way just to satisfy their own needs.

By the way, don't they usually jizz anyways? My cat always jizzes against walls.
 
And he can't jerk off because he doesn't have thumbs.
Due to evolution, in the future only incels will have thumbs. Chad doesn't jerk off, so he will lose thumbs and will have two cocks.
 
My cat is so sexy. She knows im incel. She knows i want it. So she flaunts her pussy in my face constantly. But if i dare even touch it she'll start crying rape. Stupid bitch
 
He's a LARP who brags about fucking 15 year old boys.
Fags should be banned but from what I can tell he didn't enjoy it. It's the same with prisoners. They are straight but they fuck each other because there's no other options. It's really sad.
 
I once saw a female cat rejecting my cat.

I decided that i wouldnt let nature do this "natural selection thing".

I picked-up my gloves, i grabbed the female cat and my cat putted his mouth on her neck so it couldn't escape.
After that i left him doing his thing.

That cat was no more an incel on my watch.
 
Due to evolution, in the future only incels will have thumbs. Chad doesn't jerk off, so he will lose thumbs and will have two cocks.

In the future men will have vaginas on theirs hands.
 
I just realized that my cat is a male. And he's like a prisoner. My mother doesn't allow him to leave the house. So he can't meet girls. He doesn't have access to porn. And he can't jerk off because he doesn't have thumbs. That must be torture for him. I searched for cat vagina pictures on google images and showed them to him. And he got this funny look on his face.
Lol.
Cats lick their dicks to jerkoff.
 
Fuck I think even IT wouldn't share this larp.
 
I once saw a female cat rejecting my cat.

I decided that i wouldnt let nature do this "natural selection thing".

I picked-up my gloves, i grabbed the female cat and my cat putted his mouth on her neck so it couldn't escape.
After that i left him doing his thing.

That cat was no more an incel on my watch.
LOL, you are an accomplice to cat rape. I bet you were watching and masturbating.
 
My cat is so sexy. She knows im incel. She knows i want it. So she flaunts her pussy in my face constantly. But if i dare even touch it she'll start crying rape. Stupid bitch
FD49E5C7 34EA 4156 888E A8D690662CDE

LOL, you are an accomplice to cat rape. I bet you were watching and masturbating.
Rape doesn’t exist in nature. Rape is a made up human concept.
 
LOL, you are an accomplice to cat rape. I bet you were watching and masturbating.

I see you are young in the forum, telling it is rape and mocking an incel confirms you are an IncelTears LARP.
 
I see you are young in the forum, telling it is rape and mocking an incel confirms you are an IncelTears LARP.
Did you ever find out who the second gunman behind the grassy knoll was? :feelsgah:
 

Similar threads

lowz1r
Replies
37
Views
669
Tenebris
T
Scatius Deletus
Replies
8
Views
596
PolskiKartofel
PolskiKartofel
NIKOCADO AVOCADO
Replies
4
Views
195
Friezacel
Friezacel

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top